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(9 News)   Boy receives Nintendo DS full of porn for Christmas, family is traumatized by racy images. No word yet on if anyone is "outraged", "disgusted" or if any major political leaders are at fault   (9news.com) divider line 14
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2012-12-27 02:29:52 PM
2 votes:

MagSeven: Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?

[www.randomlolz.com image 458x603]
Stolen from a thread from yesterday.
/appropriate.


What? It's right there:

i.imgur.com

/hot
2012-12-27 02:18:47 PM
2 votes:
farm5.static.flickr.com
2012-12-27 07:39:51 PM
1 votes:
Early 90s CSB:

My roommate & I split the difference on an Atari Jaguar from Electronics Boutique. We asked about their return policy on games and, surprisingly, they said we had 10 days to return any game we didn't like - no questions asked. Well then...

...we 'bought' a copy of Tempest 2000. Turns out the games had some sort of either battery-backed or NVRAM memory. The scores stuck after being powered off - as did their multi-character names. So here you have a pair of stupid, stoned, drunk 'n stupid early 20 somethings with a solid Bevis & Butthead background making up names for the next high score. Some of these "gems" were:

1) Sperm Burper
2) Jizz Slurper
3) Shiat Spray
4) Fart Sniffer


Well, that's enough. You see where we went. Not very imaginative but it stuck. I returned the game but managed to buy it for keeps from a different store a few weeks later. But I can only imagine some 9 year old announcing to his mom that he just beat 'Ass tasters" high score.
2012-12-27 02:39:59 PM
1 votes:
I used to work at the GameStop corporate office. My job was handling expense reports. One of the most common expenses is someone bought their child a used game console, found porn on the hard drive, parents flipped out, and they got their entire purchase refunded, consoles replaced, free games AND $400 in gift cards. Finding porn on a GameStop sold game device is like winning the farking lottery.

Now, here is what I honestly don't get: GameStop has a refurb center and they refurb games and consoles, I know I have personally walked through it. How does this stuff keep happening? (Actually, I have a good theory, I have met many GameStop managers from store to regional director.). Some have even explained to me that "It shouldn't have happened, we wipe hard drives as soon as we get them." Though it this is the same company that sold me some PSP games and sent me home with the empty cases.
2012-12-27 02:33:33 PM
1 votes:
This sort of thing must be more common than you would think. I got my 17-year-old son a laptop for Christmas and when I checked it at the end of the day there was porn on it.
2012-12-27 02:33:25 PM
1 votes:

airsupport: A WILD BONER APPEARS.


"Wait..... what is happening?"
*glow*
Penis is evolving!
*glow, flash, music*
Penis evolved into Boner!"
2012-12-27 02:28:54 PM
1 votes:

mraudacia: first off i just want to say that NON of you have any idea what the pictures where exactly, the only thing you have to go on is that they didnt say gay porno or anything like that. so for all you know it could be some really sick shiat.

secondly, its not just that the kid saw porno ok? the store farked up that whole santa lie 90% of the population trys to pass onto there children, (which i believe you should be caned publicly for, nothing says thou shalt not lie like lying on christs eledged birthday (not a fan of the myth).

and lastly, im only trolling a little bit because i hate religion, lets face it folks, computers, air travel, nuclear power, all would have been deemed heresy and witchcraft and the work of the devil back in the day, just like illness which we no longer "open the veins" for to let the evil spirits out.

lol. if there is a god, hes probably not what you think and he would likely be shaking his head, if in fact he had one.

aaaand bring on that rational/hypocritical christian hate!


Didn't mommy tell you to stay off the computer?
2012-12-27 02:27:14 PM
1 votes:

Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?


www.randomlolz.com
Stolen from a thread from yesterday.
/appropriate.
2012-12-27 02:10:34 PM
1 votes:
No word yet .... if any major political leaders are at fault

It's Obama's fault. It's ALWAYS Obama's fault. Don't believe me? Just ask Fox News.
2012-12-27 02:06:45 PM
1 votes:
Here is a tip.

BUY NEW YOU farkING CHEAP ASSHOLE DAD.
2012-12-27 11:23:08 AM
1 votes:
Lakewood

Evidently this is one of those suburban places where it seems like a great idea to give your kids names like "Braydon" and "Bryton", but ... does Lakewood have a reputation as one of those fundy-infested places like Colorado Springs? It might explain the dad's overreaction.

Absent a reaction like this father's, I doubt any real 5 year old would be too disturbed by plain-vanilla porn or cheesecake photos. They probably would have thought it was more hilarious than anything, maybe been curious about what adults look like for ten seconds before getting bored or squicked out. Instead, now they're probably worrying about going to hell or something, now.
2012-12-27 10:41:53 AM
1 votes:
"GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold. Out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this happen very rarely. Our number one priority is to make this right for our customer."

My ass. I've sold some old consoles and games to them previously and the retards behind the counter never bothered to turn them on or otherwise verify functionality. I wouldn't be surprised if they went straight from the counter to one of those used boxes for re-sale.

CSB: When I first picked up my 360, I needed a second controller for a buddy who was coming to visit. Went to the local EB (before the merger) since I was in the mall doing errands anyway. Dude behind the counter kept trying to get me to buy a used one, despite me saying repeatedly for 10 minutes I'd rather have new, don't want to dick around in the event it was broken or breaks or the previous owner had herpes and liked shoving the thing up his butt with the vibration settings jacked to 10, etc etc etc. He just couldn't believe someone wouldn't want to save $3 on a used controller, like it was a farking shock to him.

/Yes, I know they make the bulk of their money off used games/hardware, Doesn't mean you need to keep pushing shiat on your customers who've clearly stated their position.
//Maybe people would still shop there if you listened to your farking customers.
///AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER ANYTHING!! STOP FARKING ASKING ME!!
2012-12-27 10:34:43 AM
1 votes:
Were they at least gobsmacked?  I hope they were gobsmacked.
2012-12-27 10:28:36 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "You can't unsee this he's 5 years old maybe when he's 18 or 20 maybe he won't know anything about it but he's not going to forget about this tomorrow," Giles said.

Was this said with a straight face?
 
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