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(9 News)   Boy receives Nintendo DS full of porn for Christmas, family is traumatized by racy images. No word yet on if anyone is "outraged", "disgusted" or if any major political leaders are at fault   (9news.com) divider line 113
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2012-12-27 04:21:14 PM  

TheAlmightyOS: ProfessorOhki: TheAlmightyOS: ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.

Ah, this is "lololololo, subby put the wrong console name! It should be 3DS!11"

For what it's worth though, you can totally load porn images and an image viewer on a flash cart and use it on a DS.

/Also, some people are way too good with PictoChat.

No, seriously I didn't know any version had a camera let alone an sd card reader. thought the 3DS just had some 3D screen gimmick. The flash cart did occur to me but I would assume that the images were on the device itself.

I stopped paying attention to handhelds about the time I got an Android. Thanks for the info


Sorry, my mistake. Like someone said above, the DSi added two cameras (front/rear). The 3DS actually has three (front/dual rear). Not sure when they got SD cards though; DS Lite was the last Nintendo console I had.
 
2012-12-27 04:22:27 PM  
LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED HIS FAMILY
 
2012-12-27 04:42:47 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: Great Janitor: I used to work at the GameStop corporate office. My job was handling expense reports. One of the most common expenses is someone bought their child a used game console, found porn on the hard drive, parents flipped out, and they got their entire purchase refunded, consoles replaced, free games AND $400 in gift cards. Finding porn on a GameStop sold game device is like winning the farking lottery.

Now, here is what I honestly don't get: GameStop has a refurb center and they refurb games and consoles, I know I have personally walked through it. How does this stuff keep happening? (Actually, I have a good theory, I have met many GameStop managers from store to regional director.). Some have even explained to me that "It shouldn't have happened, we wipe hard drives as soon as we get them." Though it this is the same company that sold me some PSP games and sent me home with the empty cases.

I think I know exactly what your theory is--it's pretty much what happened when people started "finding" hypodermic needles in cans of soda. (The scam pretty much ended when one of the "discoverers", a diabetic, admitted that, yes, he did use needles just like the one that he pulled out of his Diet Pepsi to inject insulin with.) Unless one of the refurbishers is really running behind, there's no reason why they should skimp on what I'm guessing is a pretty automatic process (as it is with computer hard drives).


Actually, that wasn't apart of my theory. Mainly because I have done video game refurbishment, so I know that if it has a hard drive or any way of storing media on it, there can be porn on it. My theory is that you have store employees who don't give a shiat, don't wipe the hard drives or memory sticks/cards, and that Xbox 360 that you bought your 8 year old for christmas is being returned to the store by an angry parent wanting to know why Gamestop is selling porn. How do I know they don't give a shiat? I have accidentally seen the pay for some of the store employees. I know that many are part time employees with zero benefits, and I know how the company treats them. I probably wouldn't follow store or company procedure for how the company treats it's store level employees. Hell, I was at the corporate level and I had to raise hell to get a chair when I returned from medical leave and my "temporary" replacement was made permanent.
 
2012-12-27 04:42:56 PM  

ProfessorOhki: TheAlmightyOS: ProfessorOhki: TheAlmightyOS: ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.

Ah, this is "lololololo, subby put the wrong console name! It should be 3DS!11"

For what it's worth though, you can totally load porn images and an image viewer on a flash cart and use it on a DS.

/Also, some people are way too good with PictoChat.

No, seriously I didn't know any version had a camera let alone an sd card reader. thought the 3DS just had some 3D screen gimmick. The flash cart did occur to me but I would assume that the images were on the device itself.

I stopped paying attention to handhelds about the time I got an Android. Thanks for the info

Sorry, my mistake. Like someone said above, the DSi added two cameras (front/rear). The 3DS actually has three (front/dual rear). Not sure when they got SD cards though; DS Lite was the last Nintendo console I had.


The DSi had SD car support from the start. You can save all sorts of info to it. I have the DSi XL, and am going to get the 3DS XL soon. There's quite a few retro titles available for the system, both cartridges and downloadable. If you are an old fart over 40 like me (and really appreciate the bigger screen), the Atari Greatest Hits Vols. 1 and 2 are good investments, as well as the Namco Museum DS cart. I don't have the Konami one, but will soon.
 
2012-12-27 04:47:08 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: YodaBlues: "GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold. Out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this happen very rarely. Our number one priority is to make this right for our customer."

My ass. I've sold some old consoles and games to them previously and the retards behind the counter never bothered to turn them on or otherwise verify functionality. I wouldn't be surprised if they went straight from the counter to one of those used boxes for re-sale.

CSB: When I first picked up my 360, I needed a second controller for a buddy who was coming to visit. Went to the local EB (before the merger) since I was in the mall doing errands anyway. Dude behind the counter kept trying to get me to buy a used one, despite me saying repeatedly for 10 minutes I'd rather have new, don't want to dick around in the event it was broken or breaks or the previous owner had herpes and liked shoving the thing up his butt with the vibration settings jacked to 10, etc etc etc. He just couldn't believe someone wouldn't want to save $3 on a used controller, like it was a farking shock to him.

/Yes, I know they make the bulk of their money off used games/hardware, Doesn't mean you need to keep pushing shiat on your customers who've clearly stated their position.
//Maybe people would still shop there if you listened to your farking customers.
///AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER ANYTHING!! STOP FARKING ASKING ME!!

You then surrender you're right to sue from being literally traumatized. 5 years down the road, you wont get to claim in group therapy that you're suffering PTSD Carpal Tunnel from porn on your handheld gaming device.

FTFY
 
2012-12-27 05:23:22 PM  
This has to be put on. Dad let his porn onto the wrong SD card, and is trying to cover it up by blaming GameStop. Not that I can't imagine GameStop workers not giving one shiat about the condition of their used items, but seeing him cry for the cameras over this - he's gotta be hiding something from Mom.
 
2012-12-27 05:31:31 PM  

ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.

Dunno. My kids each have a 'DSi' and it has a camera, photo manipulation filters and a 'FlipNote' stop-motion sketch animation program. And then come the games. Too bad I am over 40, as I think they seem like an awesome toy.


Hey, you should be a responsible parent and make sure that your kids didn't accidentally get one that has porn on it, or that they didn't put porn on it themselves, or that their friends didn't. And you should also check out a couple of the Professor Layton games, maybe The World Ends With You while you're at it, just in case, you know.
 
2012-12-27 05:36:57 PM  
Clearly, we should outlaw the Nintendo DS
 
2012-12-27 07:14:57 PM  

Rob1855x: Clearly, we should outlaw the Nintendo DS


No way. What we need is more Nintendo DSs, because the only thing that stops a bad guy with a DS is a good guy with a DS.
 
2012-12-27 07:27:38 PM  
The kid interviewed seemed to have the word 'porn' as a regular part of his vocabulary already. Rather than a description of what he saw, he knew what it was when he saw it.

/crybabies go home
//no pron for you
 
2012-12-27 07:39:51 PM  
Early 90s CSB:

My roommate & I split the difference on an Atari Jaguar from Electronics Boutique. We asked about their return policy on games and, surprisingly, they said we had 10 days to return any game we didn't like - no questions asked. Well then...

...we 'bought' a copy of Tempest 2000. Turns out the games had some sort of either battery-backed or NVRAM memory. The scores stuck after being powered off - as did their multi-character names. So here you have a pair of stupid, stoned, drunk 'n stupid early 20 somethings with a solid Bevis & Butthead background making up names for the next high score. Some of these "gems" were:

1) Sperm Burper
2) Jizz Slurper
3) Shiat Spray
4) Fart Sniffer


Well, that's enough. You see where we went. Not very imaginative but it stuck. I returned the game but managed to buy it for keeps from a different store a few weeks later. But I can only imagine some 9 year old announcing to his mom that he just beat 'Ass tasters" high score.
 
2012-12-28 10:58:05 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: No word yet .... if any major political leaders are at fault

It's Obama's fault. It's ALWAYS Obama's fault. Don't believe me? Just ask Fox News.



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2012-12-28 12:49:56 PM  
This calls for a strongly worded letter from the United Nations and the banning of Christmas
 
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