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2012-12-27 10:22:14 AM
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-27 10:28:36 AM
FTFA: "You can't unsee this he's 5 years old maybe when he's 18 or 20 maybe he won't know anything about it but he's not going to forget about this tomorrow," Giles said.

Was this said with a straight face?
 
2012-12-27 10:31:09 AM
i.imgur.com
Hardly looks like porn.
 
2012-12-27 10:34:43 AM
Were they at least gobsmacked?  I hope they were gobsmacked.
 
2012-12-27 10:41:53 AM
"GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold. Out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this happen very rarely. Our number one priority is to make this right for our customer."

My ass. I've sold some old consoles and games to them previously and the retards behind the counter never bothered to turn them on or otherwise verify functionality. I wouldn't be surprised if they went straight from the counter to one of those used boxes for re-sale.

CSB: When I first picked up my 360, I needed a second controller for a buddy who was coming to visit. Went to the local EB (before the merger) since I was in the mall doing errands anyway. Dude behind the counter kept trying to get me to buy a used one, despite me saying repeatedly for 10 minutes I'd rather have new, don't want to dick around in the event it was broken or breaks or the previous owner had herpes and liked shoving the thing up his butt with the vibration settings jacked to 10, etc etc etc. He just couldn't believe someone wouldn't want to save $3 on a used controller, like it was a farking shock to him.

/Yes, I know they make the bulk of their money off used games/hardware, Doesn't mean you need to keep pushing shiat on your customers who've clearly stated their position.
//Maybe people would still shop there if you listened to your farking customers.
///AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER ANYTHING!! STOP FARKING ASKING ME!!
 
2012-12-27 11:04:10 AM

YodaBlues: "GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold. Out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this happen very rarely. Our number one priority is to make this right for our customer."

My ass. I've sold some old consoles and games to them previously and the retards behind the counter never bothered to turn them on or otherwise verify functionality. I wouldn't be surprised if they went straight from the counter to one of those used boxes for re-sale.

CSB: When I first picked up my 360, I needed a second controller for a buddy who was coming to visit. Went to the local EB (before the merger) since I was in the mall doing errands anyway. Dude behind the counter kept trying to get me to buy a used one, despite me saying repeatedly for 10 minutes I'd rather have new, don't want to dick around in the event it was broken or breaks or the previous owner had herpes and liked shoving the thing up his butt with the vibration settings jacked to 10, etc etc etc. He just couldn't believe someone wouldn't want to save $3 on a used controller, like it was a farking shock to him.

/Yes, I know they make the bulk of their money off used games/hardware, Doesn't mean you need to keep pushing shiat on your customers who've clearly stated their position.
//Maybe people would still shop there if you listened to your farking customers.
///AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER ANYTHING!! STOP FARKING ASKING ME!!


You then surrender you're right to sue from being literally traumatized. 5 years down the road, you wont get to claim in group therapy that you're suffering PTSD from porn on your handheld gaming device.
 
2012-12-27 11:23:08 AM
Lakewood

Evidently this is one of those suburban places where it seems like a great idea to give your kids names like "Braydon" and "Bryton", but ... does Lakewood have a reputation as one of those fundy-infested places like Colorado Springs? It might explain the dad's overreaction.

Absent a reaction like this father's, I doubt any real 5 year old would be too disturbed by plain-vanilla porn or cheesecake photos. They probably would have thought it was more hilarious than anything, maybe been curious about what adults look like for ten seconds before getting bored or squicked out. Instead, now they're probably worrying about going to hell or something, now.
 
2012-12-27 11:33:48 AM
phaseolus: Lakewood

Evidently this is one of those suburban places where it seems like a great idea to give your kids names like "Braydon" and "Bryton", but ... does Lakewood have a reputation as one of those fundy-infested places like Colorado Springs? It might explain the dad's overreaction.

Denverite here - not particularly.   Lakehood is an older midddle-outer burb that isn't particularly well to do.    Lots of aged houses and middle to  lower income folks mixed with the occasional upscale renovated neighborhood.    Closer you get to Englewood/Colfax the more sketchy it gets, but I wouldn't classify it is "burbs" or fundieland.
 
2012-12-27 11:38:46 AM

Howard Finkelstein: Denverite here - not particularly.


Okay, thanks.

Thinking it over a bit, I guess it's natural that you'll find excitable dipshiat parents in every community...
 
2012-12-27 11:43:56 AM
Did he at least get Pokemon: STD?
Gotta catch 'em all!
 
2012-12-27 12:05:35 PM
Thanks, Dad.
 
2012-12-27 12:41:46 PM
Have The Outraged RightTM called for a ban on Nintendo DS games yet?
 
2012-12-27 02:06:09 PM
DAMN YOU FARTBAMA
 
2012-12-27 02:06:45 PM
Here is a tip.

BUY NEW YOU farkING CHEAP ASSHOLE DAD.
 
2012-12-27 02:07:27 PM
In the computer room - in that second drawer where I keep my weed, underneath the hand gun, there's a stack of porn that will put calluses on those little hands of yours.
 
2012-12-27 02:07:39 PM
"Refurbished" = well-used.
 
2012-12-27 02:08:43 PM
Two Words Dad:
Black Light
 
2012-12-27 02:08:45 PM
ITT: post porn found on DS
 
2012-12-27 02:09:07 PM
Professor Laythem and the Diabolical Box?
 
2012-12-27 02:09:44 PM
Best gift ever.
 
2012-12-27 02:10:02 PM
Wow, gamestop responded by not being indifferent assholes to their customers for a change.
 
2012-12-27 02:10:15 PM

Wardrobe_Malfunction: "Refurbished" = well-used.

= DNA Encrusted.
 
2012-12-27 02:10:29 PM
So that's where my Nintendo DS ended up.
 
2012-12-27 02:10:34 PM
No word yet .... if any major political leaders are at fault

It's Obama's fault. It's ALWAYS Obama's fault. Don't believe me? Just ask Fox News.
 
2012-12-27 02:11:17 PM
phaseolus:

Absent a reaction like this father's, I doubt any real 5 year old would be too disturbed by plain-vanilla porn or cheesecake photos. They probably would have thought it was more hilarious than anything, maybe been curious about what adults look like for ten seconds before getting bored or squicked out. Instead, now they're probably worrying about going to hell or something, now.

Well, most people don't let their young children watch porn. I do recall there was a kid in my elementary school whose father let him watch it though. He was a creepy little bastard, always grabbing his own crotch or trying to grab other boys and girls. It might be uptight or puritanical to suggest a 6 year old shouldn't be saying "I want to f*ck your ass" to another kid at school but it did seem like odd behaviour to the other kids in the class.
 
2012-12-27 02:11:46 PM
Giles says he appreciated the store's gesture, but says nothing can reverse what happened.

Oh good. Then he won't be suing anybody.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:06 PM
Dad seems to be taking this way too hard -- maybe because his baby mama appears in the pron.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:07 PM

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 653x361]
Hardly looks like porn.


or a gaming device.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:48 PM
Insert "former Gamestop employee pissing on floor" CSB here.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:50 PM
1. Buy used item.
2. Complain that item has indicia of having been previously used.
3. Receive Congressioal Medal of Tautology, featuring a gold infinity symbol
 
2012-12-27 02:13:11 PM
So THAT'S what Team Rocket is really doing when they 'blast away' again? I always suspected as much.

/ Meeee-ooowth!
 
2012-12-27 02:14:26 PM
Fools. A five-year-old isn't going to be "traumatized" by porn unless his mommy freaks out about it. The boobs might make him hungry or nostalgic.
 
2012-12-27 02:17:33 PM
How do you put porn on a DS???

Do they mean  3DS?
 
2012-12-27 02:18:41 PM
the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?
 
2012-12-27 02:18:47 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-27 02:19:01 PM

Fano: Professor Laythem and the Diabolical Box?


If I could click the funny button more than once, I would.
 
2012-12-27 02:19:03 PM
Is porn in 3D when viewed on 3DS?
 
2012-12-27 02:19:43 PM
You're a dumbass that bought a used game system from a store full of dumbasses.

Maybe you should know the capabilities of the device you are purchasing and the inherent risks associated with purchasing said device before you hand it unchecked to your child...

Your kid saw tits, big deal, the real question is, were they hot and did you save them?
 
2012-12-27 02:20:27 PM

kvinesknows: Here is a tip.

BUY NEW YOU farkING CHEAP ASSHOLE DAD.


Maybe it was all dad could afford
Maybe jr. was douche-y that year and a used system was cheaper than coal
 
2012-12-27 02:21:02 PM

MyNameIsMofuga: Is porn in 3D when viewed on 3DS?


Actually, the 3DS has a set of cameras and CAN take stereoscopic images, so they very well could have been.
 
2012-12-27 02:21:44 PM

ObscureNameHere: So THAT'S what Team Rocket is really doing when they 'blast away' again? I always suspected as much.

/ Meeee-ooowth!



3.bp.blogspot.com


The Squirtle community frowns upon your shenanigans
 
2012-12-27 02:21:58 PM

Fano: Professor Laythem and the Diabolical Box?


seXBOX
 
2012-12-27 02:23:31 PM
first off i just want to say that NON of you have any idea what the pictures where exactly, the only thing you have to go on is that they didnt say gay porno or anything like that. so for all you know it could be some really sick shiat.

secondly, its not just that the kid saw porno ok? the store farked up that whole santa lie 90% of the population trys to pass onto there children, (which i believe you should be caned publicly for, nothing says thou shalt not lie like lying on christs eledged birthday (not a fan of the myth).

and lastly, im only trolling a little bit because i hate religion, lets face it folks, computers, air travel, nuclear power, all would have been deemed heresy and witchcraft and the work of the devil back in the day, just like illness which we no longer "open the veins" for to let the evil spirits out.

lol. if there is a god, hes probably not what you think and he would likely be shaking his head, if in fact he had one.

aaaand bring on that rational/hypocritical christian hate!
 
2012-12-27 02:23:56 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 653x361]
Hardly looks like porn.

or a gaming device.


Are TV news production people A) completely out of touch, B) lazy farks, or C) catering to the lowest common denominator who still watch the news on TV?

/D) all of the above?
 
2012-12-27 02:24:20 PM
www.miataturbo.net
 
2012-12-27 02:24:30 PM
What the hell, my 3DS had nary a titty to be found...
 
2012-12-27 02:25:46 PM

wambu: Karma Curmudgeon: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 653x361]
Hardly looks like porn.

or a gaming device.

Are TV news production people A) completely out of touch, B) lazy farks, or C) catering to the lowest common denominator who still watch the news on TV?

/D) all of the above?


What is this thing called 'TV' you keep referring to?
 
2012-12-27 02:27:14 PM

Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?


www.randomlolz.com
Stolen from a thread from yesterday.
/appropriate.
 
2012-12-27 02:27:32 PM
FTFA: "You can't unsee this he's 5 years old maybe when he's 18 or 20 maybe he won't know anything about it but he's not going to forget about this tomorrow," Giles said.

Goatse? Tubgirl? 2Girls1Cup?
 
2012-12-27 02:27:52 PM
fascination-center.com

my precious
 
2012-12-27 02:28:54 PM

mraudacia: first off i just want to say that NON of you have any idea what the pictures where exactly, the only thing you have to go on is that they didnt say gay porno or anything like that. so for all you know it could be some really sick shiat.

secondly, its not just that the kid saw porno ok? the store farked up that whole santa lie 90% of the population trys to pass onto there children, (which i believe you should be caned publicly for, nothing says thou shalt not lie like lying on christs eledged birthday (not a fan of the myth).

and lastly, im only trolling a little bit because i hate religion, lets face it folks, computers, air travel, nuclear power, all would have been deemed heresy and witchcraft and the work of the devil back in the day, just like illness which we no longer "open the veins" for to let the evil spirits out.

lol. if there is a god, hes probably not what you think and he would likely be shaking his head, if in fact he had one.

aaaand bring on that rational/hypocritical christian hate!


Didn't mommy tell you to stay off the computer?
 
2012-12-27 02:29:52 PM

MagSeven: Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?

[www.randomlolz.com image 458x603]
Stolen from a thread from yesterday.
/appropriate.


What? It's right there:

i.imgur.com

/hot
 
2012-12-27 02:30:01 PM

ProfessorOhki: MyNameIsMofuga: Is porn in 3D when viewed on 3DS?

Actually, the 3DS has a set of cameras and CAN take stereoscopic images, so they very well could have been.


And, there's a converter program out there for putting 3-D and regular videos onto a 3DS, as long as they don't exceed the unit's current time limit.

The kid seemed okay with deleting it, the rest of the family needs the therapy.
 
2012-12-27 02:30:19 PM
A WILD BONER APPEARS.
 
2012-12-27 02:31:05 PM

eagles95: ObscureNameHere: So THAT'S what Team Rocket is really doing when they 'blast away' again? I always suspected as much.

/ Meeee-ooowth!


[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


The Squirtle community frowns upon your shenanigans


"The Squirtle community" as a term sounds very and delightfully un-wholesome. Are those anti-bukkake glasses they are wearing?
 
2012-12-27 02:33:25 PM

airsupport: A WILD BONER APPEARS.


"Wait..... what is happening?"
*glow*
Penis is evolving!
*glow, flash, music*
Penis evolved into Boner!"
 
2012-12-27 02:33:33 PM
This sort of thing must be more common than you would think. I got my 17-year-old son a laptop for Christmas and when I checked it at the end of the day there was porn on it.
 
2012-12-27 02:33:57 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: No word yet .... if any major political leaders are at fault

It's Obama's fault. It's ALWAYS Obama's fault. Don't believe me? Just ask Fox News.


Since when? All Barry says is it's Bush's fault....
 
2012-12-27 02:34:15 PM
Is this the present day equivalent of finding a some skin mags?

Also, I'm sure the parents wont mind the kid playing games that show plenty of murder but if he sees some nekkid tittays OH NOES! HE'S SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!
 
2012-12-27 02:34:38 PM
FTFA: The father who was unsatisified with their attempts to placate the situation was quoted as saying, "Battletoads or GTFO."
 
2012-12-27 02:35:47 PM

Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?


Pokey Moms?

/go on.
 
2012-12-27 02:36:28 PM

mraudacia: first off derp-a-dooby-doooo
aaaand bring on that rational/hypocritical christian hate!


Shouldn't you be hibernating in some cave until Easter?
 
2012-12-27 02:38:22 PM

Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?


Show me a pubis mons instead, and we'll talk.
 
2012-12-27 02:39:59 PM
I used to work at the GameStop corporate office. My job was handling expense reports. One of the most common expenses is someone bought their child a used game console, found porn on the hard drive, parents flipped out, and they got their entire purchase refunded, consoles replaced, free games AND $400 in gift cards. Finding porn on a GameStop sold game device is like winning the farking lottery.

Now, here is what I honestly don't get: GameStop has a refurb center and they refurb games and consoles, I know I have personally walked through it. How does this stuff keep happening? (Actually, I have a good theory, I have met many GameStop managers from store to regional director.). Some have even explained to me that "It shouldn't have happened, we wipe hard drives as soon as we get them." Though it this is the same company that sold me some PSP games and sent me home with the empty cases.
 
2012-12-27 02:40:28 PM
I am outraged that these doofuses named their kids "Braydon" and "Bryton".
 
2012-12-27 02:48:30 PM
$18 Million should cover poor Braydumb's suffering, Your Honor.
 
2012-12-27 02:51:00 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: It's Obama's fault. It's ALWAYS Obama's fault. Don't believe me? Just ask Fox News.

loral:  Since when?

Since he got elected the first time.  You haven't noticed that Fox News blames everything on Obama?  They've been doin' it since the first election.  Livin' under a rock, are ya?
 
2012-12-27 02:54:41 PM

ProfessorOhki: MagSeven: Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?

[www.randomlolz.com image 458x603]
Stolen from a thread from yesterday.
/appropriate.

What? It's right there:

[i.imgur.com image 550x479]

/hot


I don't think there could be a more relevant username for showing off your vagimon.
 
2012-12-27 02:55:50 PM
BFD, the pics are far less traumatic than being named "Braydon" and "Bryton". Those parents should be beaten and the boys renamed Steve and Mike.
 
2012-12-27 02:56:05 PM

borg: [farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x339]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-12-27 02:57:28 PM

FunkOut: phaseolus:

Absent a reaction like this father's, I doubt any real 5 year old would be too disturbed by plain-vanilla porn or cheesecake photos. They probably would have thought it was more hilarious than anything, maybe been curious about what adults look like for ten seconds before getting bored or squicked out. Instead, now they're probably worrying about going to hell or something, now.

Well, most people don't let their young children watch porn. I do recall there was a kid in my elementary school whose father let him watch it though. He was a creepy little bastard, always grabbing his own crotch or trying to grab other boys and girls. It might be uptight or puritanical to suggest a 6 year old shouldn't be saying "I want to f*ck your ass" to another kid at school but it did seem like odd behaviour to the other kids in the class.


You're right of course, but I'm thinking that instead of freaking out, sane parents in this situation would have a brief discussion with the kid, erase the porn, pretend the whole thing never happened, and it would all be over.
 
2012-12-27 02:58:28 PM

MikeMc: ...Steve and Mike.


No. Those are old peoples' names.
 
2012-12-27 03:00:09 PM

phaseolus: Lakewood

Evidently this is one of those suburban places where it seems like a great idea to give your kids names like "Braydon" and "Bryton", but ... does Lakewood have a reputation as one of those fundy-infested places like Colorado Springs? It might explain the dad's overreaction.

Absent a reaction like this father's, I doubt any real 5 year old would be too disturbed by plain-vanilla porn or cheesecake photos. They probably would have thought it was more hilarious than anything, maybe been curious about what adults look like for ten seconds before getting bored or squicked out. Instead, now they're probably worrying about going to hell or something, now.


My sister's kids know what they're not supposed to be watching. A few years ago, they were all out with her, and their dad fell asleep with Playboy channel or somesuch on TV. They ran inside when they got home....and (according to my mother) came running out a few seconds later "Mom? I think there's something on TV we're not supposed to see!" The oldest was about 12 at the time. My sister went inside and turned off the TV, managing not to crack up laughing.

Now, of course, the oldest (16) watches manga all the time and does not care; but it was pretty funny.
 
2012-12-27 03:01:31 PM
I know I'm late to this party, but...

"We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold."

Obviously you don't.
Kid'll get over it, though.
 
2012-12-27 03:02:08 PM

phaseolus: MikeMc: ...Steve and Mike.

No. Those are old peoples' names.


Spell it with a "y".  Myke.
 
2012-12-27 03:02:55 PM

phaseolus: MikeMc: ...Steve and Mike.

No. Those are old peoples' names.


You'd probably be lucky if you could manage a Stefan and Mikel out of those folks.
 
2012-12-27 03:19:34 PM

mraudacia: first off i just want to say that NON of you have any idea what the pictures where exactly, the only thing you have to go on is that they didnt say gay porno or anything like that. so for all you know it could be some really sick shiat.

secondly, its not just that the kid saw porno ok? the store farked up that whole santa lie 90% of the population trys to pass onto there children, (which i believe you should be caned publicly for, nothing says thou shalt not lie like lying on christs eledged birthday (not a fan of the myth).

and lastly, im only trolling a little bit because i hate religion, lets face it folks, computers, air travel, nuclear power, all would have been deemed heresy and witchcraft and the work of the devil back in the day, just like illness which we no longer "open the veins" for to let the evil spirits out.

lol. if there is a god, hes probably not what you think and he would likely be shaking his head, if in fact he had one.

aaaand bring on that rational/hypocritical christian hate!


What are you on about? What does his dad getting him a used DS have to do with Christian lore or even Santa? Just as there's nothing to say what kind of pr0n was on there, there's nothing to say if it was from "Mom and Dad" or "Santa". Also, how can you hate a religion you know nothing about? We're not ALL part of the Judeo-Christian-Islamic system. I'm Forn Sed (and no, we are absolutely not the same as Asatru, a misconception unique to the Americas). Do not malign that which you know nothing about. It's not only dishonorable, it makes you look just as idiotic as the people who flap their arms about saying "but but but you worship..." NO WE DON'T. I think a more accurate descriptor for you is "I shall seize upon any opportunity to express my hatred for Christianity, but lump every religion, even atheistic and agnostic faiths, in with them". That's just rude.
 
2012-12-27 03:20:12 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: phaseolus: MikeMc: ...Steve and Mike.

No. Those are old peoples' names.

Spell it with a "y".  Myke.


You forgot the 'h': Mhyke.
 
2012-12-27 03:22:34 PM
The company said... "it just slipped through the crack".

That's good enough for me, no wonder the kid was so upset,
You would be upset too; if someone slipped something through your crack.

Dad was right on the phone to Santa...

There has to be another article somewhere on that fact alone.
Dad had Santa's phone number; anybody else here have Santa's phone number?

Maybe dad should shop at PornStop next year.
I'm sure they do a better job of removing user content then GameStop does.

What a racy photo may look like:

iaafmedia.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-27 03:23:31 PM
"Hey thanks for the DS, pop! But this gave my wiener Rigor mortis!!!"
 
2012-12-27 03:26:06 PM

UseTheForksLuke: Maybe dad should shop at PornStop next year.
I'm sure they do a better job of removing user content then GameStop does.


Yeah, you really don't want to buy preowned from those guys.
 
2012-12-27 03:30:03 PM
At least you kid had a Christmas, jerkass. Unlike many of a similar age who didn't. So the next time your kid asks for a Christmas present that you want because it will distract him, spend the whole retail price for a new one, save your fake outrage, and just be happy you still have said kid.

/FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF!
//If Daddy spent less on lottery tickets for more free stuff, he could afford to buy a NEW one so junior doesn't bother him during the football games he's bet on every Sunday
 
2012-12-27 03:34:17 PM
Better take it back and exchange it for some nansy pants, because he's going to need them.
 
2012-12-27 03:34:33 PM
I can't hear you guys over the enjoyment I'm having with my wicked custom-built gaming PC.
 
2012-12-27 03:34:53 PM
I would really like to know what sort of pornographic images were on that DS, because the way that guy is blubbering on it can only be electric nipple shock donkey farking porn. His over reaction is most likely more traumatic than the pictures.
 
2012-12-27 03:35:17 PM

nakedcritic: At least you kid had a Christmas, jerkass. Unlike many of a similar age who didn't. So the next time your kid asks for a Christmas present that you want because it will distract him, spend the whole retail price for a new one, save your fake outrage, and just be happy you still have said kid.

/FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF!
//If Daddy spent less on lottery tickets for more free stuff, he could afford to buy a NEW one so junior doesn't bother him during the football games he's bet on every Sunday


img.ksl.com

"You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner farking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?
"
 
2012-12-27 03:35:37 PM
This gives me great idea:

1. Go to Game Stop and get a referb 3DS
2. Put some soft-porn images on there
3. Call the store in an outrage
4. Get a brand NEW DS and some games


Do you think anyone would find that suspicious?
 
2012-12-27 03:43:31 PM
Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?
 
2012-12-27 03:46:44 PM

durbnpoisn: This gives me great idea:

1. Go to Game Stop and get a referb 3DS
2. Put some soft-porn images on there
3. Call the store in an outrage
4. Get a brand NEW DS and some games


Do you think anyone would find that suspicious?


My first thought as well.
 
2012-12-27 03:50:10 PM

TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?


Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.
 
2012-12-27 03:55:04 PM

ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.


when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.
 
2012-12-27 03:55:28 PM

Citrate1007: Wow, gamestop responded by not being indifferent assholes to their customers for a change.


Did they offer him $9?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-12-27 03:56:16 PM

Great Janitor: I used to work at the GameStop corporate office. My job was handling expense reports. One of the most common expenses is someone bought their child a used game console, found porn on the hard drive, parents flipped out, and they got their entire purchase refunded, consoles replaced, free games AND $400 in gift cards. Finding porn on a GameStop sold game device is like winning the farking lottery.

Now, here is what I honestly don't get: GameStop has a refurb center and they refurb games and consoles, I know I have personally walked through it. How does this stuff keep happening? (Actually, I have a good theory, I have met many GameStop managers from store to regional director.). Some have even explained to me that "It shouldn't have happened, we wipe hard drives as soon as we get them." Though it this is the same company that sold me some PSP games and sent me home with the empty cases.


I think I know exactly what your theory is--it's pretty much what happened when people started "finding" hypodermic needles in cans of soda. (The scam pretty much ended when one of the "discoverers", a diabetic, admitted that, yes, he did use needles just like the one that he pulled out of his Diet Pepsi to inject insulin with.) Unless one of the refurbishers is really running behind, there's no reason why they should skimp on what I'm guessing is a pretty automatic process (as it is with computer hard drives).
 
2012-12-27 03:56:49 PM

TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?


Dah ree'porter mensun somtim 'bout dem simms cards.
So dat yo got da porn on dem simms cars supposin,
and plugs em inta da ting-a-ma-gig. Gots it?
 
2012-12-27 03:58:38 PM
Giles says he appreciated the store's gesture, but says nothing can reverse what happened.

Lawsuit senses are tingling...
 
2012-12-27 03:59:06 PM

TheAlmightyOS: ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.


Ah, this is "lololololo, subby put the wrong console name! It should be 3DS!11"

For what it's worth though, you can totally load porn images and an image viewer on a flash cart and use it on a DS.

/Also, some people are way too good with PictoChat.
 
2012-12-27 04:00:46 PM

mraudacia: first off i just want to say that NON of you have any idea what the pictures where exactly, the only thing you have to go on is that they didnt say gay porno or anything like that. so for all you know it could be some really sick shiat.

secondly, its not just that the kid saw porno ok? the store farked up that whole santa lie 90% of the population trys to pass onto there children, (which i believe you should be caned publicly for, nothing says thou shalt not lie like lying on christs eledged birthday (not a fan of the myth).

and lastly, im only trolling a little bit because i hate religion, lets face it folks, computers, air travel, nuclear power, all would have been deemed heresy and witchcraft and the work of the devil back in the day, just like illness which we no longer "open the veins" for to let the evil spirits out.

lol. if there is a god, hes probably not what you think and he would likely be shaking his head, if in fact he had one.

aaaand bring on that rational/hypocritical christian hate!


all because you touch yourself at night.
 
2012-12-27 04:05:59 PM

TheAlmightyOS: ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.


Dunno. My kids each have a 'DSi' and it has a camera, photo manipulation filters and a 'FlipNote' stop-motion sketch animation program. And then come the games. Too bad I am over 40, as I think they seem like an awesome toy.
 
2012-12-27 04:09:49 PM
Normally I'd blame Bush but all the ladies of porn are shaved these days....
 
2012-12-27 04:17:01 PM

ProfessorOhki: TheAlmightyOS: ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.

Ah, this is "lololololo, subby put the wrong console name! It should be 3DS!11"

For what it's worth though, you can totally load porn images and an image viewer on a flash cart and use it on a DS.

/Also, some people are way too good with PictoChat.


No, seriously I didn't know any version had a camera let alone an sd card reader. thought the 3DS just had some 3D screen gimmick. The flash cart did occur to me but I would assume that the images were on the device itself.

I stopped paying attention to handhelds about the time I got an Android. Thanks for the info
 
2012-12-27 04:21:14 PM

TheAlmightyOS: ProfessorOhki: TheAlmightyOS: ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.

Ah, this is "lololololo, subby put the wrong console name! It should be 3DS!11"

For what it's worth though, you can totally load porn images and an image viewer on a flash cart and use it on a DS.

/Also, some people are way too good with PictoChat.

No, seriously I didn't know any version had a camera let alone an sd card reader. thought the 3DS just had some 3D screen gimmick. The flash cart did occur to me but I would assume that the images were on the device itself.

I stopped paying attention to handhelds about the time I got an Android. Thanks for the info


Sorry, my mistake. Like someone said above, the DSi added two cameras (front/rear). The 3DS actually has three (front/dual rear). Not sure when they got SD cards though; DS Lite was the last Nintendo console I had.
 
2012-12-27 04:22:27 PM
LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED HIS FAMILY
 
2012-12-27 04:42:47 PM

Mr. Toadcheese: Great Janitor: I used to work at the GameStop corporate office. My job was handling expense reports. One of the most common expenses is someone bought their child a used game console, found porn on the hard drive, parents flipped out, and they got their entire purchase refunded, consoles replaced, free games AND $400 in gift cards. Finding porn on a GameStop sold game device is like winning the farking lottery.

Now, here is what I honestly don't get: GameStop has a refurb center and they refurb games and consoles, I know I have personally walked through it. How does this stuff keep happening? (Actually, I have a good theory, I have met many GameStop managers from store to regional director.). Some have even explained to me that "It shouldn't have happened, we wipe hard drives as soon as we get them." Though it this is the same company that sold me some PSP games and sent me home with the empty cases.

I think I know exactly what your theory is--it's pretty much what happened when people started "finding" hypodermic needles in cans of soda. (The scam pretty much ended when one of the "discoverers", a diabetic, admitted that, yes, he did use needles just like the one that he pulled out of his Diet Pepsi to inject insulin with.) Unless one of the refurbishers is really running behind, there's no reason why they should skimp on what I'm guessing is a pretty automatic process (as it is with computer hard drives).


Actually, that wasn't apart of my theory. Mainly because I have done video game refurbishment, so I know that if it has a hard drive or any way of storing media on it, there can be porn on it. My theory is that you have store employees who don't give a shiat, don't wipe the hard drives or memory sticks/cards, and that Xbox 360 that you bought your 8 year old for christmas is being returned to the store by an angry parent wanting to know why Gamestop is selling porn. How do I know they don't give a shiat? I have accidentally seen the pay for some of the store employees. I know that many are part time employees with zero benefits, and I know how the company treats them. I probably wouldn't follow store or company procedure for how the company treats it's store level employees. Hell, I was at the corporate level and I had to raise hell to get a chair when I returned from medical leave and my "temporary" replacement was made permanent.
 
2012-12-27 04:42:56 PM

ProfessorOhki: TheAlmightyOS: ProfessorOhki: TheAlmightyOS: ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.

Ah, this is "lololololo, subby put the wrong console name! It should be 3DS!11"

For what it's worth though, you can totally load porn images and an image viewer on a flash cart and use it on a DS.

/Also, some people are way too good with PictoChat.

No, seriously I didn't know any version had a camera let alone an sd card reader. thought the 3DS just had some 3D screen gimmick. The flash cart did occur to me but I would assume that the images were on the device itself.

I stopped paying attention to handhelds about the time I got an Android. Thanks for the info

Sorry, my mistake. Like someone said above, the DSi added two cameras (front/rear). The 3DS actually has three (front/dual rear). Not sure when they got SD cards though; DS Lite was the last Nintendo console I had.


The DSi had SD car support from the start. You can save all sorts of info to it. I have the DSi XL, and am going to get the 3DS XL soon. There's quite a few retro titles available for the system, both cartridges and downloadable. If you are an old fart over 40 like me (and really appreciate the bigger screen), the Atari Greatest Hits Vols. 1 and 2 are good investments, as well as the Namco Museum DS cart. I don't have the Konami one, but will soon.
 
2012-12-27 04:47:08 PM

I_Am_Weasel: YodaBlues: "GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold. Out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this happen very rarely. Our number one priority is to make this right for our customer."

My ass. I've sold some old consoles and games to them previously and the retards behind the counter never bothered to turn them on or otherwise verify functionality. I wouldn't be surprised if they went straight from the counter to one of those used boxes for re-sale.

CSB: When I first picked up my 360, I needed a second controller for a buddy who was coming to visit. Went to the local EB (before the merger) since I was in the mall doing errands anyway. Dude behind the counter kept trying to get me to buy a used one, despite me saying repeatedly for 10 minutes I'd rather have new, don't want to dick around in the event it was broken or breaks or the previous owner had herpes and liked shoving the thing up his butt with the vibration settings jacked to 10, etc etc etc. He just couldn't believe someone wouldn't want to save $3 on a used controller, like it was a farking shock to him.

/Yes, I know they make the bulk of their money off used games/hardware, Doesn't mean you need to keep pushing shiat on your customers who've clearly stated their position.
//Maybe people would still shop there if you listened to your farking customers.
///AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER ANYTHING!! STOP FARKING ASKING ME!!

You then surrender you're right to sue from being literally traumatized. 5 years down the road, you wont get to claim in group therapy that you're suffering PTSD Carpal Tunnel from porn on your handheld gaming device.

FTFY
 
2012-12-27 05:23:22 PM
This has to be put on. Dad let his porn onto the wrong SD card, and is trying to cover it up by blaming GameStop. Not that I can't imagine GameStop workers not giving one shiat about the condition of their used items, but seeing him cry for the cameras over this - he's gotta be hiding something from Mom.
 
2012-12-27 05:31:31 PM

ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: ObscureNameHere: TheAlmightyOS: Soo... I saw someone asked this but it was not answered...

HOW DAFUQ DOES ONE LOAD PORN ON A DS?!?

Well... it has a camera on it and uses SD cards. I am pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

when did DS's get sd slots and cameras? Damn, I have been out of the console loop for a while to have missed that.

Dunno. My kids each have a 'DSi' and it has a camera, photo manipulation filters and a 'FlipNote' stop-motion sketch animation program. And then come the games. Too bad I am over 40, as I think they seem like an awesome toy.


Hey, you should be a responsible parent and make sure that your kids didn't accidentally get one that has porn on it, or that they didn't put porn on it themselves, or that their friends didn't. And you should also check out a couple of the Professor Layton games, maybe The World Ends With You while you're at it, just in case, you know.
 
2012-12-27 05:36:57 PM
Clearly, we should outlaw the Nintendo DS
 
2012-12-27 07:14:57 PM

Rob1855x: Clearly, we should outlaw the Nintendo DS


No way. What we need is more Nintendo DSs, because the only thing that stops a bad guy with a DS is a good guy with a DS.
 
2012-12-27 07:27:38 PM
The kid interviewed seemed to have the word 'porn' as a regular part of his vocabulary already. Rather than a description of what he saw, he knew what it was when he saw it.

/crybabies go home
//no pron for you
 
2012-12-27 07:39:51 PM
Early 90s CSB:

My roommate & I split the difference on an Atari Jaguar from Electronics Boutique. We asked about their return policy on games and, surprisingly, they said we had 10 days to return any game we didn't like - no questions asked. Well then...

...we 'bought' a copy of Tempest 2000. Turns out the games had some sort of either battery-backed or NVRAM memory. The scores stuck after being powered off - as did their multi-character names. So here you have a pair of stupid, stoned, drunk 'n stupid early 20 somethings with a solid Bevis & Butthead background making up names for the next high score. Some of these "gems" were:

1) Sperm Burper
2) Jizz Slurper
3) Shiat Spray
4) Fart Sniffer


Well, that's enough. You see where we went. Not very imaginative but it stuck. I returned the game but managed to buy it for keeps from a different store a few weeks later. But I can only imagine some 9 year old announcing to his mom that he just beat 'Ass tasters" high score.
 
2012-12-28 10:58:05 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: No word yet .... if any major political leaders are at fault

It's Obama's fault. It's ALWAYS Obama's fault. Don't believe me? Just ask Fox News.



art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-12-28 12:49:56 PM
This calls for a strongly worded letter from the United Nations and the banning of Christmas
 
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