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(9 News)   Boy receives Nintendo DS full of porn for Christmas, family is traumatized by racy images. No word yet on if anyone is "outraged", "disgusted" or if any major political leaders are at fault   (9news.com) divider line 113
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2012-12-27 10:22:14 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-27 10:28:36 AM  
FTFA: "You can't unsee this he's 5 years old maybe when he's 18 or 20 maybe he won't know anything about it but he's not going to forget about this tomorrow," Giles said.

Was this said with a straight face?
 
2012-12-27 10:31:09 AM  
i.imgur.com
Hardly looks like porn.
 
2012-12-27 10:34:43 AM  
Were they at least gobsmacked?  I hope they were gobsmacked.
 
2012-12-27 10:41:53 AM  
"GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold. Out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this happen very rarely. Our number one priority is to make this right for our customer."

My ass. I've sold some old consoles and games to them previously and the retards behind the counter never bothered to turn them on or otherwise verify functionality. I wouldn't be surprised if they went straight from the counter to one of those used boxes for re-sale.

CSB: When I first picked up my 360, I needed a second controller for a buddy who was coming to visit. Went to the local EB (before the merger) since I was in the mall doing errands anyway. Dude behind the counter kept trying to get me to buy a used one, despite me saying repeatedly for 10 minutes I'd rather have new, don't want to dick around in the event it was broken or breaks or the previous owner had herpes and liked shoving the thing up his butt with the vibration settings jacked to 10, etc etc etc. He just couldn't believe someone wouldn't want to save $3 on a used controller, like it was a farking shock to him.

/Yes, I know they make the bulk of their money off used games/hardware, Doesn't mean you need to keep pushing shiat on your customers who've clearly stated their position.
//Maybe people would still shop there if you listened to your farking customers.
///AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER ANYTHING!! STOP FARKING ASKING ME!!
 
2012-12-27 11:04:10 AM  

YodaBlues: "GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold. Out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this happen very rarely. Our number one priority is to make this right for our customer."

My ass. I've sold some old consoles and games to them previously and the retards behind the counter never bothered to turn them on or otherwise verify functionality. I wouldn't be surprised if they went straight from the counter to one of those used boxes for re-sale.

CSB: When I first picked up my 360, I needed a second controller for a buddy who was coming to visit. Went to the local EB (before the merger) since I was in the mall doing errands anyway. Dude behind the counter kept trying to get me to buy a used one, despite me saying repeatedly for 10 minutes I'd rather have new, don't want to dick around in the event it was broken or breaks or the previous owner had herpes and liked shoving the thing up his butt with the vibration settings jacked to 10, etc etc etc. He just couldn't believe someone wouldn't want to save $3 on a used controller, like it was a farking shock to him.

/Yes, I know they make the bulk of their money off used games/hardware, Doesn't mean you need to keep pushing shiat on your customers who've clearly stated their position.
//Maybe people would still shop there if you listened to your farking customers.
///AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER ANYTHING!! STOP FARKING ASKING ME!!


You then surrender you're right to sue from being literally traumatized. 5 years down the road, you wont get to claim in group therapy that you're suffering PTSD from porn on your handheld gaming device.
 
2012-12-27 11:23:08 AM  
Lakewood

Evidently this is one of those suburban places where it seems like a great idea to give your kids names like "Braydon" and "Bryton", but ... does Lakewood have a reputation as one of those fundy-infested places like Colorado Springs? It might explain the dad's overreaction.

Absent a reaction like this father's, I doubt any real 5 year old would be too disturbed by plain-vanilla porn or cheesecake photos. They probably would have thought it was more hilarious than anything, maybe been curious about what adults look like for ten seconds before getting bored or squicked out. Instead, now they're probably worrying about going to hell or something, now.
 
2012-12-27 11:33:48 AM  
phaseolus: Lakewood

Evidently this is one of those suburban places where it seems like a great idea to give your kids names like "Braydon" and "Bryton", but ... does Lakewood have a reputation as one of those fundy-infested places like Colorado Springs? It might explain the dad's overreaction.

Denverite here - not particularly.   Lakehood is an older midddle-outer burb that isn't particularly well to do.    Lots of aged houses and middle to  lower income folks mixed with the occasional upscale renovated neighborhood.    Closer you get to Englewood/Colfax the more sketchy it gets, but I wouldn't classify it is "burbs" or fundieland.
 
2012-12-27 11:38:46 AM  

Howard Finkelstein: Denverite here - not particularly.


Okay, thanks.

Thinking it over a bit, I guess it's natural that you'll find excitable dipshiat parents in every community...
 
2012-12-27 11:43:56 AM  
Did he at least get Pokemon: STD?
Gotta catch 'em all!
 
2012-12-27 12:05:35 PM  
Thanks, Dad.
 
2012-12-27 12:41:46 PM  
Have The Outraged RightTM called for a ban on Nintendo DS games yet?
 
2012-12-27 02:06:09 PM  
DAMN YOU FARTBAMA
 
2012-12-27 02:06:45 PM  
Here is a tip.

BUY NEW YOU farkING CHEAP ASSHOLE DAD.
 
2012-12-27 02:07:27 PM  
In the computer room - in that second drawer where I keep my weed, underneath the hand gun, there's a stack of porn that will put calluses on those little hands of yours.
 
2012-12-27 02:07:39 PM  
"Refurbished" = well-used.
 
2012-12-27 02:08:43 PM  
Two Words Dad:
Black Light
 
2012-12-27 02:08:45 PM  
ITT: post porn found on DS
 
2012-12-27 02:09:07 PM  
Professor Laythem and the Diabolical Box?
 
2012-12-27 02:09:44 PM  
Best gift ever.
 
2012-12-27 02:10:02 PM  
Wow, gamestop responded by not being indifferent assholes to their customers for a change.
 
2012-12-27 02:10:15 PM  

Wardrobe_Malfunction: "Refurbished" = well-used.

= DNA Encrusted.
 
2012-12-27 02:10:29 PM  
So that's where my Nintendo DS ended up.
 
2012-12-27 02:10:34 PM  
No word yet .... if any major political leaders are at fault

It's Obama's fault. It's ALWAYS Obama's fault. Don't believe me? Just ask Fox News.
 
2012-12-27 02:11:17 PM  
phaseolus:

Absent a reaction like this father's, I doubt any real 5 year old would be too disturbed by plain-vanilla porn or cheesecake photos. They probably would have thought it was more hilarious than anything, maybe been curious about what adults look like for ten seconds before getting bored or squicked out. Instead, now they're probably worrying about going to hell or something, now.

Well, most people don't let their young children watch porn. I do recall there was a kid in my elementary school whose father let him watch it though. He was a creepy little bastard, always grabbing his own crotch or trying to grab other boys and girls. It might be uptight or puritanical to suggest a 6 year old shouldn't be saying "I want to f*ck your ass" to another kid at school but it did seem like odd behaviour to the other kids in the class.
 
2012-12-27 02:11:46 PM  
Giles says he appreciated the store's gesture, but says nothing can reverse what happened.

Oh good. Then he won't be suing anybody.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:06 PM  
Dad seems to be taking this way too hard -- maybe because his baby mama appears in the pron.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:07 PM  

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 653x361]
Hardly looks like porn.


or a gaming device.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:48 PM  
Insert "former Gamestop employee pissing on floor" CSB here.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:50 PM  
1. Buy used item.
2. Complain that item has indicia of having been previously used.
3. Receive Congressioal Medal of Tautology, featuring a gold infinity symbol
 
2012-12-27 02:13:11 PM  
So THAT'S what Team Rocket is really doing when they 'blast away' again? I always suspected as much.

/ Meeee-ooowth!
 
2012-12-27 02:14:26 PM  
Fools. A five-year-old isn't going to be "traumatized" by porn unless his mommy freaks out about it. The boobs might make him hungry or nostalgic.
 
2012-12-27 02:17:33 PM  
How do you put porn on a DS???

Do they mean  3DS?
 
2012-12-27 02:18:41 PM  
the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?
 
2012-12-27 02:18:47 PM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-27 02:19:01 PM  

Fano: Professor Laythem and the Diabolical Box?


If I could click the funny button more than once, I would.
 
2012-12-27 02:19:03 PM  
Is porn in 3D when viewed on 3DS?
 
2012-12-27 02:19:43 PM  
You're a dumbass that bought a used game system from a store full of dumbasses.

Maybe you should know the capabilities of the device you are purchasing and the inherent risks associated with purchasing said device before you hand it unchecked to your child...

Your kid saw tits, big deal, the real question is, were they hot and did you save them?
 
2012-12-27 02:20:27 PM  

kvinesknows: Here is a tip.

BUY NEW YOU farkING CHEAP ASSHOLE DAD.


Maybe it was all dad could afford
Maybe jr. was douche-y that year and a used system was cheaper than coal
 
2012-12-27 02:21:02 PM  

MyNameIsMofuga: Is porn in 3D when viewed on 3DS?


Actually, the 3DS has a set of cameras and CAN take stereoscopic images, so they very well could have been.
 
2012-12-27 02:21:44 PM  

ObscureNameHere: So THAT'S what Team Rocket is really doing when they 'blast away' again? I always suspected as much.

/ Meeee-ooowth!



3.bp.blogspot.com


The Squirtle community frowns upon your shenanigans
 
2012-12-27 02:21:58 PM  

Fano: Professor Laythem and the Diabolical Box?


seXBOX
 
2012-12-27 02:23:31 PM  
first off i just want to say that NON of you have any idea what the pictures where exactly, the only thing you have to go on is that they didnt say gay porno or anything like that. so for all you know it could be some really sick shiat.

secondly, its not just that the kid saw porno ok? the store farked up that whole santa lie 90% of the population trys to pass onto there children, (which i believe you should be caned publicly for, nothing says thou shalt not lie like lying on christs eledged birthday (not a fan of the myth).

and lastly, im only trolling a little bit because i hate religion, lets face it folks, computers, air travel, nuclear power, all would have been deemed heresy and witchcraft and the work of the devil back in the day, just like illness which we no longer "open the veins" for to let the evil spirits out.

lol. if there is a god, hes probably not what you think and he would likely be shaking his head, if in fact he had one.

aaaand bring on that rational/hypocritical christian hate!
 
2012-12-27 02:23:56 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 653x361]
Hardly looks like porn.

or a gaming device.


Are TV news production people A) completely out of touch, B) lazy farks, or C) catering to the lowest common denominator who still watch the news on TV?

/D) all of the above?
 
2012-12-27 02:24:20 PM  
www.miataturbo.net
 
2012-12-27 02:24:30 PM  
What the hell, my 3DS had nary a titty to be found...
 
2012-12-27 02:25:46 PM  

wambu: Karma Curmudgeon: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 653x361]
Hardly looks like porn.

or a gaming device.

Are TV news production people A) completely out of touch, B) lazy farks, or C) catering to the lowest common denominator who still watch the news on TV?

/D) all of the above?


What is this thing called 'TV' you keep referring to?
 
2012-12-27 02:27:14 PM  

Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?


www.randomlolz.com
Stolen from a thread from yesterday.
/appropriate.
 
2012-12-27 02:27:32 PM  
FTFA: "You can't unsee this he's 5 years old maybe when he's 18 or 20 maybe he won't know anything about it but he's not going to forget about this tomorrow," Giles said.

Goatse? Tubgirl? 2Girls1Cup?
 
2012-12-27 02:27:52 PM  
fascination-center.com

my precious
 
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