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(Huffington Post)   The most bankable star in Hollywood? Natalie Portman's breasts   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 78
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2012-12-27 10:48:34 AM
I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2012-12-27 10:48:39 AM
Subby i think you misplaced a k instead of a g in your headline...
 
2012-12-27 10:50:25 AM
They're not bad, but I think I'm mostly staring above her neck, most of the time.

Pert little backside, too.
 
2012-12-27 10:53:24 AM
Meh, she's not really a very good actress (ay least in what I've seen her in), and can really drag a movie down
 
2012-12-27 10:55:10 AM
I have a part for them
 
2012-12-27 10:55:12 AM

movieman_1979: I'd buy that for a dollar.


thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com

Indeed.
 
2012-12-27 10:55:26 AM

Alphax: They're not bad, but I think I'm mostly staring above her neck, most of the time.

Pert little backside, too.


Hell, I've been saying this since The Professional came out.
 
2012-12-27 10:56:27 AM
Yeah, once you find them.

/too small.
//has a better face
 
2012-12-27 10:58:07 AM

puckrock2000: movieman_1979: I'd buy that for a dollar.

[thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com image 594x334]

Indeed.


That was a great game.
 
2012-12-27 10:58:11 AM

wraith95: Meh, she's not really a very good actress (ay least in what I've seen her in), and can really drag a movie down


I thought she was very good in Hesher
 
2012-12-27 11:00:36 AM

Expolaris: Subby i think you misplaced a k instead of a g in your headline...


Hell, I read it as "boinkable", so it doesn't matter how Subby spells it... :-)
 
2012-12-27 11:02:26 AM
SPANK bankable...
 
2012-12-27 11:06:02 AM

Crewmannumber6: wraith95: Meh, she's not really a very good actress (ay least in what I've seen her in), and can really drag a movie down

I thought she was very good in Hesher


You know, as I look at her IMDB page, I realize I've only seen her in 4 movies. 6 if you count SW individually. Star Wars sucked for everyone, she was decent in V for Vendetta I guess. Garden State was meh. But she crapped all over Thor, and while that movie was never meant to be great, it was fun. Maybe it was just a bad fit, but she didn't even seem to make an effort. So perhaps I'm judging her unfairly, but her other roles are in movies that I'm not really interested in.
 
2012-12-27 11:07:53 AM

movieman_1979: I'd buy that for a dollar $42.70 per dollar ROI.

 
2012-12-27 11:09:53 AM
I thought it was Anne Hathaway's remarkable chocolate furnace.
 
2012-12-27 11:10:49 AM
Boudica's War Tampon: chocolate furnace.

That's a new one.
 
2012-12-27 11:12:18 AM

wraith95: Crewmannumber6: wraith95: Meh, she's not really a very good actress (ay least in what I've seen her in), and can really drag a movie down

I thought she was very good in Hesher

You know, as I look at her IMDB page, I realize I've only seen her in 4 movies. 6 if you count SW individually. Star Wars sucked for everyone, she was decent in V for Vendetta I guess. Garden State was meh. But she crapped all over Thor, and while that movie was never meant to be great, it was fun. Maybe it was just a bad fit, but she didn't even seem to make an effort. So perhaps I'm judging her unfairly, but her other roles are in movies that I'm not really interested in.


Black Swan was a great movie. At least for me, it really messed with your mind.
 
2012-12-27 11:16:28 AM
I think I'm going to have to see them before I make a judgement call on that.
 
2012-12-27 11:17:10 AM
nah, her ass.
 
2012-12-27 11:17:31 AM

wraith95: Crewmannumber6: wraith95: Meh, she's not really a very good actress (ay least in what I've seen her in), and can really drag a movie down

I thought she was very good in Hesher

You know, as I look at her IMDB page, I realize I've only seen her in 4 movies. 6 if you count SW individually. Star Wars sucked for everyone, she was decent in V for Vendetta I guess. Garden State was meh. But she crapped all over Thor, and while that movie was never meant to be great, it was fun. Maybe it was just a bad fit, but she didn't even seem to make an effort. So perhaps I'm judging her unfairly, but her other roles are in movies that I'm not really interested in.


Rent Closer, she's great in it and as close to nude on screen as she has gotten
 
2012-12-27 11:18:02 AM

wraith95: Crewmannumber6: wraith95: Meh, she's not really a very good actress (ay least in what I've seen her in), and can really drag a movie down

I thought she was very good in Hesher

You know, as I look at her IMDB page, I realize I've only seen her in 4 movies. 6 if you count SW individually. Star Wars sucked for everyone, she was decent in V for Vendetta I guess. Garden State was meh. But she crapped all over Thor, and while that movie was never meant to be great, it was fun. Maybe it was just a bad fit, but she didn't even seem to make an effort. So perhaps I'm judging her unfairly, but her other roles are in movies that I'm not really interested in.


I've seen other people complain about her in Thor, but I've never truly understood it. Not geeky enough for an astrophysicist?
 
2012-12-27 11:20:55 AM
When did her boobs got this big?
 
2012-12-27 11:23:02 AM
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"Too Jewish."
 
2012-12-27 11:23:06 AM
Her lap dance scene in Closer  is all I ever need to see.

Many times I have skipped ahead to that part just for spanking purposes.
 
2012-12-27 11:23:11 AM
She does make interesting choices as an actress

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-27 11:23:19 AM
She needs to do a follow up to "The Professional" as n adult assassin. As sexualized and cut throat as that character was as a child I imagine as an adult it'd be pretty damned entertaining.
 
2012-12-27 11:24:04 AM

Alphax: wraith95: Crewmannumber6: wraith95: Meh, she's not really a very good actress (ay least in what I've seen her in), and can really drag a movie down

I thought she was very good in Hesher

You know, as I look at her IMDB page, I realize I've only seen her in 4 movies. 6 if you count SW individually. Star Wars sucked for everyone, she was decent in V for Vendetta I guess. Garden State was meh. But she crapped all over Thor, and while that movie was never meant to be great, it was fun. Maybe it was just a bad fit, but she didn't even seem to make an effort. So perhaps I'm judging her unfairly, but her other roles are in movies that I'm not really interested in.

I've seen other people complain about her in Thor, but I've never truly understood it. Not geeky enough for an astrophysicist?


In my opinion she was just phoning it in, but then I don't have a very high opinion of that movie in general. I think it is the weakest of the movies that tie into Avengers.
 
2012-12-27 11:25:42 AM
Interesting. Definitely interesting. I would like to investigate further.
 
2012-12-27 11:26:56 AM

born_yesterday: Alphax: They're not bad, but I think I'm mostly staring above her neck, most of the time.

Pert little backside, too.

Hell, I've been saying this since The Professional came out.


o_0
 
2012-12-27 11:29:36 AM
Bankable? I'd make a deposit.
 
2012-12-27 11:38:57 AM
Whar Natalie Portman's breasts? Whar?
 
2012-12-27 11:48:48 AM

jj325: She does make interesting choices as an actress

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x326]


That is probably my favourite stupid movie.
 
2012-12-27 11:53:12 AM
She seems like the twattiest twat of twats.

No thank you!
 
2012-12-27 12:17:53 PM

mitchcumstein1: born_yesterday: Alphax: They're not bad, but I think I'm mostly staring above her neck, most of the time.

Pert little backside, too.

Hell, I've been saying this since The Professional came out.

o_0


giggety.


abhorrent1: Whar Natalie Portman's breasts? Whar?


and...THIS. You Farkers are slacking.
 
2012-12-27 12:34:34 PM

rogue49: nah, her ass.


This. Thank you Hotel Chevalier.
 
2012-12-27 12:34:50 PM

Sultan Of Herf: abhorrent1: Whar Natalie Portman's breasts? Whar?

and...THIS. You Farkers are slacking.


They aren't that easy to find.  Now that she is a mother, maybe they have some volume to them, but she is a member of the IBTC.
 
2012-12-27 12:41:55 PM
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-12-27 12:56:49 PM

NuttierThanEver: wraith95: Crewmannumber6: wraith95: Meh, she's not really a very good actress (ay least in what I've seen her in), and can really drag a movie down

I thought she was very good in Hesher

You know, as I look at her IMDB page, I realize I've only seen her in 4 movies. 6 if you count SW individually. Star Wars sucked for everyone, she was decent in V for Vendetta I guess. Garden State was meh. But she crapped all over Thor, and while that movie was never meant to be great, it was fun. Maybe it was just a bad fit, but she didn't even seem to make an effort. So perhaps I'm judging her unfairly, but her other roles are in movies that I'm not really interested in.

Rent Closer, she's great in it and as close to nude on screen as she has gotten


You should review her portfolio a little further. There's more than Closer that has her nude.
 
2012-12-27 12:58:25 PM

Car_Ramrod: wraith95: Crewmannumber6: wraith95: Meh, she's not really a very good actress (ay least in what I've seen her in), and can really drag a movie down

I thought she was very good in Hesher

You know, as I look at her IMDB page, I realize I've only seen her in 4 movies. 6 if you count SW individually. Star Wars sucked for everyone, she was decent in V for Vendetta I guess. Garden State was meh. But she crapped all over Thor, and while that movie was never meant to be great, it was fun. Maybe it was just a bad fit, but she didn't even seem to make an effort. So perhaps I'm judging her unfairly, but her other roles are in movies that I'm not really interested in.

Black Swan was a great movie. At least for me, it really messed with your mind.


No, the cheap mirror effects were cheap. Took away from the movie by dumbing it down. I have when directors think audiences aren't smart.
 
2012-12-27 01:01:51 PM

Alphax: They're not bad, but I think I'm mostly staring above her neck, most of the time.

Pert little backside, too.


It wasn't very good in the Darjeeling Limited
 
2012-12-27 01:07:40 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Sultan Of Herf: abhorrent1: Whar Natalie Portman's breasts? Whar?

and...THIS. You Farkers are slacking.

They aren't that easy to find.  Now that she is a mother, maybe they have some volume to them, but she is a member of the IBTC.


Indeed. What bank are we talking about? A piggy bank?

//would still hit / disappoint of course
 
2012-12-27 01:08:06 PM
I've always confused her acting ability with Keira Knightly's...
 
2012-12-27 01:09:58 PM

blacksharpiemarker: She seems like the twattiest twat of twats.

No thank you!


I can only imagine that the repeated use of the gender slur twat might lay a cloak of gentle submission over her normal carapace armor of cold hearted biatchery and wenchness.
 
2012-12-27 01:15:22 PM

IC Stars: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 453x526]


Think this just proves how much of a frigid betch that Hillary is?
 
2012-12-27 01:16:18 PM

Gigantos: rogue49: nah, her ass.

This. Thank you Hotel Chevalier.


Link

NSFW, btw
 
2012-12-27 01:23:54 PM
Out of the actors on that list, she is the only one that can act. Black Swan=Oscar...

The other names are terrible and can hand it all to franchises. Stewart, Pattinson, Lautner. Twilights...

With that said, I find it hard to believe, though, that someone like Christian Bale isn't on it given the trucks full of money the Batman films made. Maybe the huge budgets cut down the average?

/also like how they seemed to take away worst movies to keep the numbers high
//list doesn't say much for American film audiences
///I know that teenagers are the big market...that stinks
 
2012-12-27 01:33:04 PM
You farkers suck. Here, let me help.

www.89.gen.tr
 
2012-12-27 01:36:06 PM

Expolaris: Subby i think you misplaced a k instead of a g in your headline...


This is Fark, so he misplaced the b instead of a w.
 
2012-12-27 01:55:35 PM

ObeliskToucher: I've always confused her acting ability with Keira Knightly's...


Which is where the breasts come in...
 
2012-12-27 02:16:05 PM
Funny how on Fark, hatred of Jews is typically accepted and bantered about. Lots of sh*t talk, lots of snide bigotry....except when it comes to the wimmin. Then it's "Yep Cletus. That's one fine piece of ass there".
 
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