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(International Business Times)   "It worked great" Sick letter to boss by killer wife who used Christmas gift to slaughter partner   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 23
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2012-12-27 12:40:11 PM
6 votes:

Prey4reign: Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?


No, Sweden will ban only assault knives. What is an assault knife, well, um, er, it's a scary looking knife, relatively speaking, and black, yeah, black, and um, well scary, you know.
2012-12-27 12:42:44 PM
5 votes:
So wait, that photo is a portrayal of the killing? And that's her holding the knife again?

How dumb is that guy to lay there and say "So, show me how you offed your maSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB
2012-12-27 12:46:52 PM
4 votes:
What an assault knife may look like...

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2012-12-27 01:14:18 PM
3 votes:
A court in Sweden convicted Javell of murder and she was sentenced to 15 years in jail.

Killed using a Christmas present? Jesus christ! Now that's what I call a speedy trial!

The killing took place during the family's celebration of Midsummer's Eve.

Oh. Must have been last year's present. Jesus christ, she took her sweet time. I tend to use gifts faster than that.
2012-12-27 12:57:45 PM
3 votes:
It can cut through wood! Cans! Nails! Even your husband!
2012-12-27 12:39:14 PM
3 votes:

Prey4reign: Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?


I would suggest banning gifts. If it saves even one life, it'll be worth it.
2012-12-27 12:38:59 PM
3 votes:
You know what's awesome? Swedish Fish.
2012-12-27 12:36:15 PM
3 votes:
Well, that's one gift that won't be regifted.
2012-12-27 01:56:08 PM
2 votes:
The killing took place during the family's celebration of Midsummer's Eve.

Well, that's douchey.
2012-12-27 01:20:42 PM
2 votes:
Dear Miss Manners:

Is it ever permissible to re-gift a murder weapon received as a Christmas present from your boss?

Stabby McStabstab
2012-12-27 01:15:45 PM
2 votes:

DoctorOfLove: Prey4reign: Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

No, Sweden will ban only assault knives. What is an assault knife, well, um, er, it's a scary looking knife, relatively speaking, and black, yeah, black, and um, well scary, you know.


An assault knife allows you to get in 3 fatal stabs instead of just one. Some models have a high capacity handle which allows for more
2012-12-27 01:14:08 PM
2 votes:

BroncoFan_17: Mantour: That tragedy would not have happened if there were guns in the house!

So, what you're saying is that we should outlaw fillet knives, too.


No. The answer is more Jesus and more Bible! Everyone should carry a knife! Para Bellum!
2012-12-27 12:54:48 PM
2 votes:
The killing took place during the family's celebration of Midsummer's Eve. Javell claimed later in a letter to the newspaper that it happened when she "blacked out in a state of total delirium".

So she is not responsible and in fact her husband is responsible for that murder.

I can understand why her lawyers are appealing.
2012-12-27 12:53:18 PM
2 votes:

NephilimNexus: But... but... the media told me that only guns kill people!

The media has been too unfair on this subject, what the hell else are you going to do with a knife other then kill something? There is no hole in a knife for me to stick my johnson in and fark it, guns have nice tight barrels, rifled for my pleasure!
2012-12-27 12:37:02 PM
2 votes:
That tragedy would not have happened if there were guns in the house!
2012-12-27 12:34:24 PM
2 votes:
Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?
2012-12-27 01:02:14 PM
1 votes:

Mantour: That tragedy would not have happened if there were guns in the house!


So, what you're saying is that we should outlaw fillet knives, too.
2012-12-27 12:53:55 PM
1 votes:
Its a good thing he didn't give her a gun, you never know what might have happened.
2012-12-27 12:47:26 PM
1 votes:
But... but... the media told me that only guns kill people!
2012-12-27 12:46:14 PM
1 votes:
15 years? Gosh, her wrist must be so sore from all that slapping.
2012-12-27 12:42:11 PM
1 votes:

DoctorOfLove: Prey4reign: Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

No, Sweden will ban only assault knives. What is an assault knife, well, um, er, it's a scary looking knife, relatively speaking, and black, yeah, black, and um, well scary, you know.


This made me laugh, so thank you. As far as the story, I also like how her lawyers are still appealing to avoid conviction.
2012-12-27 12:37:43 PM
1 votes:
A+++ Would kill again!
2012-12-27 12:37:06 PM
1 votes:
Javell later labelled the attack: "An unfortunate event I wish could be undone."

Well, sounds like she understands the seriousness of the crime. They should let her go.
 
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