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		"It worked great" Sick letter to boss by killer wife who used Christmas gift to slaughter partner (ibtimes.co.uk)		55
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Prey4reign		2012-12-27 12:34:24 PM

Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

ko_kyi		2012-12-27 12:35:25 PM

Cue the "He must have been a terrible person to force her to do that" posts.

tothekor		2012-12-27 12:36:15 PM

Well, that's one gift that won't be regifted.

Mantour		2012-12-27 12:37:02 PM

That tragedy would not have happened if there were guns in the house!

DROxINxTHExWIND		2012-12-27 12:37:06 PM

Javell later labelled the attack: "An unfortunate event I wish could be undone."

Well, sounds like she understands the seriousness of the crime. They should let her go.

tetsoushima		2012-12-27 12:37:43 PM

A+++ Would kill again!

Louisiana_Sitar_Club		2012-12-27 12:38:59 PM

You know what's awesome? Swedish Fish.

jjorsett		2012-12-27 12:39:14 PM

Prey4reign: Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

I would suggest banning gifts. If it saves even one life, it'll be worth it.

A Terrible Human		2012-12-27 12:40:07 PM

Prey4reign: According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

I'm assuming they mean each one of the stab wounds would have been fatal on their own.

DoctorOfLove		2012-12-27 12:40:11 PM

Prey4reign: Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

No, Sweden will ban only assault knives. What is an assault knife, well, um, er, it's a scary looking knife, relatively speaking, and black, yeah, black, and um, well scary, you know.

FunkOut		2012-12-27 12:41:36 PM

Seriously, what is it with murderers who claim "oh my, I like blacked out and didn't know I was stabbing a loved one 50 times! I totes didn't know what I was doing! My bad!". Oh yes, we believe you, sure...

unr3a1		2012-12-27 12:42:11 PM

DoctorOfLove: Prey4reign: Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

No, Sweden will ban only assault knives. What is an assault knife, well, um, er, it's a scary looking knife, relatively speaking, and black, yeah, black, and um, well scary, you know.

This made me laugh, so thank you. As far as the story, I also like how her lawyers are still appealing to avoid conviction.

Scyllz		2012-12-27 12:42:44 PM

So wait, that photo is a portrayal of the killing? And that's her holding the knife again?

How dumb is that guy to lay there and say "So, show me how you offed your maSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

Pie_Cz		2012-12-27 12:45:09 PM

The gift that keeps on giving.

Katolu		2012-12-27 12:46:13 PM

Scyllz: So wait, that photo is a portrayal of the killing? And that's her holding the knife again?

How dumb is that guy to lay there and say "So, show me how you offed your maSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

Yeah, my question, too. Why run a photo with no context?

Nina9		2012-12-27 12:46:14 PM

15 years? Gosh, her wrist must be so sore from all that slapping.

IC Stars		2012-12-27 12:46:52 PM

What an assault knife may look like...

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NephilimNexus		2012-12-27 12:47:26 PM

But... but... the media told me that only guns kill people!

memtastic		2012-12-27 12:47:48 PM

Was it her?

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DNRTFA

Mimic_Octopus		2012-12-27 12:48:05 PM

does Sweden put CCTV in every home or is that pic some kind of reenactment ?

Tymast		2012-12-27 12:53:18 PM

NephilimNexus: But... but... the media told me that only guns kill people!
The media has been too unfair on this subject, what the hell else are you going to do with a knife other then kill something? There is no hole in a knife for me to stick my johnson in and fark it, guns have nice tight barrels, rifled for my pleasure!

I Mash Grains		2012-12-27 12:53:55 PM

Its a good thing he didn't give her a gun, you never know what might have happened.

RoyBatty		2012-12-27 12:54:48 PM

The killing took place during the family's celebration of Midsummer's Eve. Javell claimed later in a letter to the newspaper that it happened when she "blacked out in a state of total delirium".

So she is not responsible and in fact her husband is responsible for that murder.

I can understand why her lawyers are appealing.

FarkinHostile		2012-12-27 12:55:09 PM

I think you are all forgetting the real important question here:

Is she hot?

Keeve		2012-12-27 12:57:45 PM

It can cut through wood! Cans! Nails! Even your husband!

DoctorOfLove		2012-12-27 01:00:09 PM

FarkinHostile: I think you are all forgetting the real important question here:

Is she hot?

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BroncoFan_17		2012-12-27 01:02:14 PM

Mantour: That tragedy would not have happened if there were guns in the house!

So, what you're saying is that we should outlaw fillet knives, too.

srhp29		2012-12-27 01:08:15 PM

FunkOut: Seriously, what is it with murderers who claim "oh my, I like blacked out and didn't know I was stabbing a loved one 50 times! I totes didn't know what I was doing! My bad!". Oh yes, we believe you, sure...

I especially like the fact that she was able to re-enact something she did in a blacked out state of delirium

Fark In The Duck		2012-12-27 01:09:30 PM

Was I the only one who chuckled at Hogbo, Sweden? Almost as funny as Espoo, Finland.

Mantour		2012-12-27 01:14:08 PM

BroncoFan_17: Mantour: That tragedy would not have happened if there were guns in the house!

So, what you're saying is that we should outlaw fillet knives, too.

No. The answer is more Jesus and more Bible! Everyone should carry a knife! Para Bellum!

dj_spanmaster		2012-12-27 01:14:18 PM

A court in Sweden convicted Javell of murder and she was sentenced to 15 years in jail.

Killed using a Christmas present? Jesus christ! Now that's what I call a speedy trial!

The killing took place during the family's celebration of Midsummer's Eve.

Oh. Must have been last year's present. Jesus christ, she took her sweet time. I tend to use gifts faster than that.

Unoriginal_Username		2012-12-27 01:15:45 PM

DoctorOfLove: Prey4reign: Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

No, Sweden will ban only assault knives. What is an assault knife, well, um, er, it's a scary looking knife, relatively speaking, and black, yeah, black, and um, well scary, you know.

An assault knife allows you to get in 3 fatal stabs instead of just one. Some models have a high capacity handle which allows for more

jackmalice		2012-12-27 01:20:42 PM

Dear Miss Manners:

Is it ever permissible to re-gift a murder weapon received as a Christmas present from your boss?

Stabby McStabstab

Evil Twin Skippy		2012-12-27 01:22:32 PM

srhp29: FunkOut: Seriously, what is it with murderers who claim "oh my, I like blacked out and didn't know I was stabbing a loved one 50 times! I totes didn't know what I was doing! My bad!". Oh yes, we believe you, sure...

I especially like the fact that she was able to re-enact something she did in a blacked out state of delirium

And thought to take pictures and flee the scene.

syzygy whizz		2012-12-27 01:25:03 PM

RoyBatty: The killing took place during the family's celebration of Midsummer's Eve. Javell claimed later in a letter to the newspaper that it happened when she "blacked out in a state of total delirium".

So she is not responsible and in fact her husband is responsible for that murder.

I can understand why her lawyers are appealing.

Wait wait wait...
The knife was a CHRISTMAS gift? And she used it during a MidSUMMER's Eve celebration?
Either the reporter got the seasons mixed up or she waited a long time to...er...use her gift.

Started to RTFA then the Santa video started to play and I couldn't shut it off so I bailed.
HATE HATE HATE those automatic videos...Lost track of the number of websites from which I bailed because of them...

DoctorOfLove		2012-12-27 01:25:16 PM

Unoriginal_Username: DoctorOfLove: Prey4reign: Will Sweden ban all knives or just fillet knives? According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

No, Sweden will ban only assault knives. What is an assault knife, well, um, er, it's a scary looking knife, relatively speaking, and black, yeah, black, and um, well scary, you know.

An assault knife allows you to get in 3 fatal stabs instead of just one. Some models have a high capacity handle which allows for more

/chuckle

WTFDYW		2012-12-27 01:27:18 PM

Meh. Sort of want

Nutsac_Jim		2012-12-27 01:27:20 PM

A Terrible Human: Prey4reign: According to the report, three of the stabs were fatal -- did the victim die three times?

I'm assuming they mean each one of the stab wounds would have been fatal on their own.

You know what happens when you assume......

syzygy whizz		2012-12-27 01:28:28 PM

♫ BORK BORK BORK! ♫

/ aisle seat, please

Nutsac_Jim		2012-12-27 01:35:29 PM

El Morro		2012-12-27 01:47:01 PM

NephilimNexus: But... but... the media told me that only guns kill people!

No, asshole, it didn't.

Shrapnel		2012-12-27 01:55:18 PM

According to the article, she killed the dude, fled town, confessed, and was convicted and sentenced. I'm guessing the letter wasn't written THIS holiday season. Or Sweden takes their equivalent to the "right to a speedy trial" VERY seriously.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-27 01:56:08 PM

The killing took place during the family's celebration of Midsummer's Eve.

Well, that's douchey.

ObscureNameHere		2012-12-27 02:00:58 PM

WTFDYW: [gfx2.aftonbladet-cdn.se image 485x273]
Meh. Sort of want

Her pic would go nicely beside the Obama 'Not bad' meme pic. Similar facial expressions.

Pharmdawg		2012-12-27 02:07:02 PM

syzygy whizz: RoyBatty: The killing took place during the family's celebration of Midsummer's Eve. Javell claimed later in a letter to the newspaper that it happened when she "blacked out in a state of total delirium".

So she is not responsible and in fact her husband is responsible for that murder.

I can understand why her lawyers are appealing.

Wait wait wait...
The knife was a CHRISTMAS gift? And she used it during a MidSUMMER's Eve celebration?
Either the reporter got the seasons mixed up or she waited a long time to...er...use her gift.

Started to RTFA then the Santa video started to play and I couldn't shut it off so I bailed.
HATE HATE HATE those automatic videos...Lost track of the number of websites from which I bailed because of them...

Or the other half of the planet has summer when we have winter

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-12-27 02:22:51 PM

She used a Christmas gift? The answer is simple. Ban Christmas. This shiat wouldn't happen on St. Valentine's Day...

dj_spanmaster		2012-12-27 02:27:33 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: She used a Christmas gift? The answer is simple. Ban Christmas. This shiat wouldn't happen on ~~St. Valentine's Day~~ Leap Year ...

FTFY. Valentine's seen its fair share of quarrels end in murder.

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-12-27 02:47:12 PM

dj_spanmaster: FTFY. Valentine's seen its fair share of quarrels end in murder.

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Ehh		2012-12-27 03:27:47 PM

Keeve: It can cut through wood! Cans! Nails! Even your husband!

Cue the black-and-white "life before this product" sequence in which a frustrated wife dramatically fails to stab her husband to death with an inferior knife.

priapic_abandon		2012-12-27 06:09:12 PM

IC Stars: What an assault knife may look like...

[i19.photobucket.com image 639x292]

That's not an assault knife, this is an assault knife!

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