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2012-12-27 07:45:11 AM
subby wins
 
2012-12-27 10:35:42 AM
I'd put my dime in her jukebox, baby.
 
2012-12-27 10:38:00 AM
That's his name? Seriously?

Some billionaire's kid picked out a new last name for himself, and he's marrying Kate Winslet. That's surreal.
 
2012-12-27 10:39:27 AM
Shall we start taking bets on how long this one lasts?

/Fourth times the charm, right?
 
2012-12-27 10:44:43 AM
I wonder what $he $ees in him...
 
2012-12-27 10:45:03 AM
A Kate Winslet thread eh? Well looks like it's time to get ready for the rest of the thread. Let me just grab some lotion, kleenex and unzip my pants before we start with the pics.
 
2012-12-27 10:50:53 AM
I'd ask what his Fark handle is, but it's probably just his name.
 
2012-12-27 10:53:59 AM

mikalmd: I wonder what $he $ees in him...


Yes, because Winslet is surely in the poor house.

/estimated worth is 35 million
//would love to be that poor.
 
2012-12-27 10:54:07 AM

mikalmd: I wonder what $he $ees in him...


Exactly, in that pic he looks like toeheaded mans skinnier brother
 
2012-12-27 10:54:08 AM
www.hotflick.net
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
2012-12-27 10:59:00 AM

carrion_luggage: I'd put my dime in her jukebox, baby.


Great minds, blah blah blah
 
2012-12-27 11:11:45 AM
The 37-year-old Oscar winner has been dating the 34-year-old nephew of Virgin billionaire Richard Branson since late last year.

Geez, you'd think the guy would at least get a hooker or something.
 
2012-12-27 11:13:29 AM

Revenge of the Muttonstache: The 37-year-old Oscar winner has been dating the 34-year-old nephew of Virgin billionaire Richard Branson since late last year.

Geez, you'd think the guy would at least get a hooker or something.


Hooker, wife, po-tay-to, po-tah-to...
 
2012-12-27 11:16:34 AM

carrion_luggage: I'd put my dime in her jukebox, baby.


Came here to say this. Now waiting for pictures.
 
2012-12-27 11:27:34 AM
Why would you change your name to Rocknroll?
 
2012-12-27 11:29:55 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why would you change your name to Rocknroll?


Because Douchenozzle would be hard for your kids to spell?
 
2012-12-27 11:30:54 AM
Kate Winslet: I love Rocknroll money.

FTFY subby.
 
2012-12-27 11:42:11 AM
That's a far cry from Spaceman Africa or Crazy Horse Invincible. I guess when you're rich you don't have to try as hard.
 
2012-12-27 12:01:04 PM
Not that it matters to her but she's just dropped several places in my book.

37 and on her THIRD marriage?

What's the one think all her marriages/divorces have in common?

Her.
 
2012-12-27 12:35:51 PM

douchebag/hater: Not that it matters to her but she's just dropped several places in my book.

37 and on her THIRD marriage?

What's the one think all her marriages/divorces have in common?


bassetlounge.com
"They've never been in my kitchen?"
 
2012-12-27 12:47:02 PM

douchebag/hater: Not that it matters to her but she's just dropped several places in my book.

37 and on her THIRD marriage?

What's the one think all her marriages/divorces have in common?

Her.


Hey, some people are great at committing, just not so much at following through.
 
2012-12-27 12:48:09 PM
Also,

www.pmslweb.com
 
2012-12-27 01:57:26 PM

Alphax: That's his name? Seriously?

Some billionaire's kid picked out a new last name for himself, and he's marrying Kate Winslet. That's surreal.


His real name is Ned Abel Smith.
 
2012-12-27 02:18:07 PM
carrion_luggage:
I'd put my dime in her jukebox, baby.

I'm picturing Joan Jett leading her around on a leash, myself. WTF is wrong with me?

/bunk
 
2012-12-27 03:04:08 PM

No Such Agency: WTF is wrong with me?


What's wrong with being sexy?
 
2012-12-27 04:21:50 PM

axeeugene: No Such Agency: WTF is wrong with me?

What's wrong with being sexy?


"It's 'ist'. Sex'ist'."
Greatest movie EVAR.
 
2012-12-27 04:32:37 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why would you change your name to Rocknroll?


Because how else are you gonna get Kate Winslet to marry you?
 
2012-12-27 04:41:37 PM
Well, then I'll just change my name to George Countrynwestern and surely Elizabeth Banks will be all over me.
 
2012-12-27 04:47:41 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why would you change your name to Rocknroll?


McLovin was taken?
 
2012-12-27 05:39:19 PM

Gulper Eel: Well, then I'll just change my name to George Countrynwestern and surely Elizabeth Banks will be all over me.


I call dibs on Eddie Drumnbass.
 
2012-12-27 06:20:31 PM

No Such Agency: carrion_luggage:
I'd put my dime in her jukebox, baby.

I'm picturing Joan Jett leading her around on a leash, myself. WTF is wrong with me?

/bunk


I have a sudden craving for Rocky Road ice cream.  WTF is wrong with me?
 
2012-12-27 06:31:30 PM

scalpod: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why would you change your name to Rocknroll?

Because how else are you gonna get Kate Winslet to marry you?


By being a billionaires son.
 
2012-12-27 06:34:23 PM

Miss Stein: No Such Agency: carrion_luggage:
I'd put my dime in her jukebox, baby.

I'm picturing Joan Jett leading her around on a leash, myself. WTF is wrong with me?

/bunk

I have a sudden craving for Rocky Road ice cream.  WTF is wrong with me?


Nothing wrong with having a taste for silly music.

/"Have another triple scoop with me!"
 
2012-12-27 07:40:04 PM

douchebag/hater: Not that it matters to her but she's just dropped several places in my book.

37 and on her THIRD marriage?

What's the one think all her marriages/divorces have in common?

Her.


If I recall correctly, her second husband (Mendes) cheated on her, which precipitated the break-up.

/go figure
 
2012-12-28 12:11:27 AM

mekki: mikalmd: I wonder what $he $ees in him...

Yes, because Winslet is surely in the poor house.

/estimated worth is 35 million
//would love to be that poor.


Exactly. You people making cracks about it being about money don't know what the hell you're talking about.
 
2012-12-28 05:54:14 PM

AbiNormal: scalpod: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why would you change your name to Rocknroll?

Because how else are you gonna get Kate Winslet to marry you?

By being a billionaires son.


Oh yeah.
 
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