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2012-12-27 10:27:40 AM
9 votes:
What we have here is a failure to regurgitate
2012-12-27 10:24:54 AM
4 votes:
So basically, he was eggsecuted
2012-12-27 10:34:00 AM
3 votes:

Head_Shot: What did he die ofoeuf?


FTFY
2012-12-27 10:27:04 AM
3 votes:
By some yolkels.
2012-12-27 10:34:40 AM
2 votes:
He was just trying to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms and ... legs.
2012-12-27 10:18:33 AM
2 votes:
Eggsidental death.

\here all week
2012-12-27 06:12:30 PM
1 votes:

LittleSmitty: My son attempted to eat 7lbs of baked beans on a bet. He managed a little over 2 lbs and had to concede. He did get partial credit and his buddies pro-rated his winnings. He said the cramps were not worth the few bucks he collected.

/he's 23. I'm not sure 25 is within his grasp.


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2012-12-27 11:36:07 AM
1 votes:
Either way, poorly hatched plan.
2012-12-27 11:21:55 AM
1 votes:
I had a foods class in HS back in 70's. One assignment was angel food cakes where egg yolks are extracted from the whites and discarded except that I asked if I could have the yolks to use in milkshakes. These being the days before mass availability of protein supplements and such and I was a work out maniac. I ended up with 2 jars, one with 23 yolks the other with 35. The teacher didn't believe I was actually going to eat these yolks raw and dared me to prove it, so I popped open the 23 yolk jar and gave it a vigorous swirl with a fork to break up as many yolks as I could and chugged the whole thing. The teacher ran to the sink making the dry heaving motion and almost threw up.

Fast forward a few years at Art school. I was at a party and needed a ride home, there was this punk poser kid with a checkered board haircut who I was somewhat acquainted and he was going my direction. He gave me a ride as far as his house and I would have to walk the last 8 blocks to my own. He asked me in and gathered there was the entire collection of art school poser punks. Mohawks, spray painted hair, make up on only half a face. Everything was put into their ridiculous appearances to cover up the lack of talent they had on paper and canvas. It was 1:30 AM and they were cooking eggs. I decided I would show them what a freak was, I picked up an egg and popped it in my mouth shell and all and ate it. They all started screaming and yelling that I was going to die, it was a total freak out. When I had finished and nothing had happened, half face make-up dude who had been screaming the loudest asked me to leave. I walked home satisfied.
2012-12-27 10:41:40 AM
1 votes:
Shaking it, boss.
2012-12-27 10:37:48 AM
1 votes:

EyeballKid: Dhaou Fatnassi, aged 20, from the central town of Kairouan, swallowed the eggs after his friends challenged him to do so for an undisclosed sum of money.

TRANSLATION: Some welching dick wasn't going to pay up.


Sounds like one of his friends had Benedict about it.
2012-12-27 10:22:57 AM
1 votes:
My son attempted to eat 7lbs of baked beans on a bet. He managed a little over 2 lbs and had to concede. He did get partial credit and his buddies pro-rated his winnings. He said the cramps were not worth the few bucks he collected.

/he's 23. I'm not sure 25 is within his grasp.
2012-12-27 10:22:37 AM
1 votes:
He wouldn't have died if he was covered under Eggbamacare.
2012-12-27 10:21:41 AM
1 votes:
Dhaou Fatnassi, aged 20, from the central town of Kairouan, swallowed the eggs after his friends challenged him to do so for an undisclosed sum of money.

TRANSLATION: Some welching dick wasn't going to pay up.
 
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