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2012-12-27 10:18:33 AM
Eggsidental death.

\here all week
 
2012-12-27 10:20:54 AM
In his defense Luke ate hard boiled eggs, while this guy was eating raw.

yes, I have to turn away when movies do the raw egg protein shake.
 
2012-12-27 10:21:41 AM
Dhaou Fatnassi, aged 20, from the central town of Kairouan, swallowed the eggs after his friends challenged him to do so for an undisclosed sum of money.

TRANSLATION: Some welching dick wasn't going to pay up.
 
2012-12-27 10:22:37 AM
He wouldn't have died if he was covered under Eggbamacare.
 
2012-12-27 10:22:57 AM
My son attempted to eat 7lbs of baked beans on a bet. He managed a little over 2 lbs and had to concede. He did get partial credit and his buddies pro-rated his winnings. He said the cramps were not worth the few bucks he collected.

/he's 23. I'm not sure 25 is within his grasp.
 
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2012-12-27 10:23:47 AM
So one of those Egg Council creeps got to him too, huh?
 
2012-12-27 10:24:54 AM
fancydresscostumes.co.uk
 
2012-12-27 10:24:54 AM
So basically, he was eggsecuted
 
2012-12-27 10:27:04 AM
By some yolkels.
 
2012-12-27 10:27:40 AM
What we have here is a failure to regurgitate
 
2012-12-27 10:28:06 AM
I'm a little confused at this. What actually killed him? I am under the assumption food born illnesses take a day at least to start causing illness. An allergic reaction maybe?
 
2012-12-27 10:28:30 AM
He was a good egg.
 
2012-12-27 10:28:41 AM
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2012-12-27 10:29:09 AM
What did he die of?
 
2012-12-27 10:32:36 AM
Dhaou Fatnassi

Read that as Fat assi.
 
2012-12-27 10:33:54 AM

Head_Shot: What did he die of?


Eggzema.

Just kidding. Stupidity. He died of stupidity.
 
2012-12-27 10:34:00 AM

Head_Shot: What did he die ofoeuf?


FTFY
 
2012-12-27 10:34:40 AM
He was just trying to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms and ... legs.
 
2012-12-27 10:37:42 AM

probesport: He was just trying to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms and ... legs.


Poor guy made it nowhere near seven days.
 
2012-12-27 10:37:48 AM

EyeballKid: Dhaou Fatnassi, aged 20, from the central town of Kairouan, swallowed the eggs after his friends challenged him to do so for an undisclosed sum of money.

TRANSLATION: Some welching dick wasn't going to pay up.


Sounds like one of his friends had Benedict about it.
 
2012-12-27 10:38:15 AM

Head_Shot: What did he die of?


Some guy named Sal Monella got him, it sounds like. Mob-style eggsecution. Detective Humpty and Lieutenant Dumpty of the Kingsmen Police have scheduled the press conference for later today. The coroner's expected to report they couldn't put him back together again.
 
2012-12-27 10:38:15 AM

Head_Shot: What did he die of?


Eggs that are sold in the store (at least in this country) go through the process of pasteurization. This guy lived in Tunisia so I have no idea what the local laws are regarding the sale of eggs. Anyway, the guy might have died from salmonella. Just a guess.
 
2012-12-27 10:41:40 AM
Shaking it, boss.
 
2012-12-27 10:43:29 AM

offmymeds: Head_Shot: What did he die of?

Eggs that are sold in the store (at least in this country) go through the process of pasteurization. This guy lived in Tunisia so I have no idea what the local laws are regarding the sale of eggs. Anyway, the guy might have died from salmonella. Just a guess.


That's still a pretty quick death, unless his stomach perforated and he got septicemic.  But I can totally buy salmonella.
 
2012-12-27 10:48:17 AM

walkerhound: offmymeds: Head_Shot: What did he die of?

Eggs that are sold in the store (at least in this country) go through the process of pasteurization. This guy lived in Tunisia so I have no idea what the local laws are regarding the sale of eggs. Anyway, the guy might have died from salmonella. Just a guess.

That's still a pretty quick death, unless his stomach perforated and he got septicemic.  But I can totally buy salmonella.


Yeah that occurred to me too, but still all I could think of. The idea that his stomach somehow got perforated and caused septicemia sounds interesting though. Maybe he ate the eggs shell and all? Can egg shells perforate somebody's stomach?
 
2012-12-27 10:48:44 AM

offmymeds: Head_Shot: What did he die of?

Eggs that are sold in the store (at least in this country) go through the process of pasteurization. This guy lived in Tunisia so I have no idea what the local laws are regarding the sale of eggs. Anyway, the guy might have died from salmonella. Just a guess.


Too fast. Guy died within a couple hours of consumption. I'm going with egg protein allergy.
 
2012-12-27 10:50:56 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: He wouldn't have died if he was covered under Eggbamacare.


You're not funny off the politics tab as well. Who would have guessed it?
 
2012-12-27 10:52:55 AM

offmymeds: Head_Shot: What did he die of?

Eggs that are sold in the store (at least in this country) go through the process of pasteurization. This guy lived in Tunisia so I have no idea what the local laws are regarding the sale of eggs. Anyway, the guy might have died from salmonella. Just a guess.


You can get pasteurized eggs in the US, but most aren't.

I'm guessing that this was either an allergic reaction or the local chickens are eating something that makes their raw eggs a bit more toxic than usual.
 
2012-12-27 10:54:01 AM
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Eggcellent
 
2012-12-27 10:54:27 AM
Amateur...
 
2012-12-27 10:56:33 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
What an eggtraordinary occurrence.
 
2012-12-27 11:02:13 AM

DirkTheDaring: Head_Shot: What did he die of?

Eggzema.

Just kidding. Stupidity. He died of stupidity.


This. Total waste of the "Sad" tag.
 
2012-12-27 11:05:33 AM
You guys all scrambled to fork over your puns, didn't you?
 
2012-12-27 11:21:55 AM
I had a foods class in HS back in 70's. One assignment was angel food cakes where egg yolks are extracted from the whites and discarded except that I asked if I could have the yolks to use in milkshakes. These being the days before mass availability of protein supplements and such and I was a work out maniac. I ended up with 2 jars, one with 23 yolks the other with 35. The teacher didn't believe I was actually going to eat these yolks raw and dared me to prove it, so I popped open the 23 yolk jar and gave it a vigorous swirl with a fork to break up as many yolks as I could and chugged the whole thing. The teacher ran to the sink making the dry heaving motion and almost threw up.

Fast forward a few years at Art school. I was at a party and needed a ride home, there was this punk poser kid with a checkered board haircut who I was somewhat acquainted and he was going my direction. He gave me a ride as far as his house and I would have to walk the last 8 blocks to my own. He asked me in and gathered there was the entire collection of art school poser punks. Mohawks, spray painted hair, make up on only half a face. Everything was put into their ridiculous appearances to cover up the lack of talent they had on paper and canvas. It was 1:30 AM and they were cooking eggs. I decided I would show them what a freak was, I picked up an egg and popped it in my mouth shell and all and ate it. They all started screaming and yelling that I was going to die, it was a total freak out. When I had finished and nothing had happened, half face make-up dude who had been screaming the loudest asked me to leave. I walked home satisfied.
 
2012-12-27 11:32:14 AM

probesport: He was just trying to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms and ... legs.


Such strenous living, I just don't understand
 
2012-12-27 11:33:30 AM
Maybe he poached the eggs. In Tunisia, maybe you are eggsterminated for such an ovafence.
 
2012-12-27 11:36:07 AM
Either way, poorly hatched plan.
 
2012-12-27 12:25:25 PM

offmymeds: Head_Shot: What did he die of?

Eggs that are sold in the store (at least in this country) go through the process of pasteurization. This guy lived in Tunisia so I have no idea what the local laws are regarding the sale of eggs. Anyway, the guy might have died from salmonella. Just a guess.


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I think he probably got hit by a shell fragment.
 
2012-12-27 12:45:25 PM

nobodycaneatfiftyeggs: Amateur...


Indeed.

Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas of Alexandria, VA is one of the sport's most accomplished champions, having eaten her personal record of 65 hard-boiled eggs (HBEs) in six minutes forty seconds - almost one tenth the time it took Mr. Newman's (fictional) character.
 
2012-12-27 12:54:33 PM
You know how it is: small town; Friday night; not much to do
 
2012-12-27 01:10:00 PM
But he won the challenge.
 
2012-12-27 01:15:02 PM

Hector Remarkable: But he won the challenge.



Did he get his dirt out of Boss Keanes ditch?
 
2012-12-27 01:47:35 PM

MightyPez: I'm a little confused at this. What actually killed him? I am under the assumption food born illnesses take a day at least to start causing illness. An allergic reaction maybe?


Lack of proper stomach preparation.
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2012-12-27 02:40:27 PM
♫ dumb ways to die ♫
 
2012-12-27 03:30:10 PM
"Lucilllllllleee"
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/can't believe it took THIS long in a Cool Hand Luke thread
 
2012-12-27 06:12:30 PM

LittleSmitty: My son attempted to eat 7lbs of baked beans on a bet. He managed a little over 2 lbs and had to concede. He did get partial credit and his buddies pro-rated his winnings. He said the cramps were not worth the few bucks he collected.

/he's 23. I'm not sure 25 is within his grasp.


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2012-12-27 07:39:05 PM

ChipNASA: "Lucilllllllleee"
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/can't believe it took THIS long in a Cool Hand Luke thread


Miss Lucile looks like Mr Willem Defoe on the left...
 
2012-12-28 02:04:13 AM
Spend a night in the box.
 
2012-12-28 09:47:12 AM
No brown bomber and a dose of salts?
 
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