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(Chicago Trib)   Good: You come home and find your man folding the laundry. Bad: You come home and find an unknown man folding the laundry. Fark: For good measure, a registered sex offender   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 27
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2012-12-27 05:45:48 AM  
getting harder to please people these days
 
2012-12-27 07:01:39 AM  
At least the laundry got folded.
 
2012-12-27 11:22:08 AM  
Shoot, if he'd scoop the litter boxes I'd let him go with a warning.
 
2012-12-27 12:18:38 PM  

Slaxl: At least the laundry got folded.


He even starched all the panties.

Hang on..that's not starch!
 
2012-12-27 12:39:44 PM  
FTFA: "Edge is a sexual predator who was convicted in Lake County of aggravated criminal sexual abuse of a 15-year-old, a crime that occurred when he was 51, according to the Illinois Sex Offender website."

So why is he out of jail? shiats and giggles?
 
2012-12-27 12:40:57 PM  

JWideman: FTFA: "Edge is a sexual predator who was convicted in Lake County of aggravated criminal sexual abuse of a 15-year-old, a crime that occurred when he was 51, according to the Illinois Sex Offender website."

So why is he out of jail? shiats and giggles?


Gotta make room for the dope smokers and Occupiers, the true threats to the land.
 
2012-12-27 12:44:20 PM  

JWideman: FTFA: "Edge is a sexual predator who was convicted in Lake County of aggravated criminal sexual abuse of a 15-year-old, a crime that occurred when he was 51, according to the Illinois Sex Offender website."

So why is he out of jail? shiats and giggles?


He didn't molest any children while he was in jail; this proves that he's reformed. No reason to keep someone like that in prison.
 
2012-12-27 12:46:11 PM  
JWideman
FTFA: "Edge is a sexual predator who was convicted in Lake County of aggravated criminal sexual abuse of a 15-year-old, a crime that occurred when he was 51, according to the Illinois Sex Offender website."
So why is he out of jail? shiats and giggles?

I just thought he was one of those had a sixteen year old girlfriend when he was nineteen, or mooning a motorist while drunk sex offender. Cause that type of sex offender come come into my place, break in, and fold my laundry anytime.
 
2012-12-27 01:02:43 PM  

colinspooky: getting harder to please people these days


You actually put some effort into doing something nice for women and you're thrown in jail for it. Unbelievable!
 
2012-12-27 01:03:31 PM  
www.chicagotribune.com"Hi, I'm your Secret Santa."
 
2012-12-27 01:05:54 PM  
Its such a violation when you realize those little locks that you keep on your doors won't really keep people out if they are determined to get in. It farks with your mind.
 
2012-12-27 01:10:31 PM  

Slaxl: At least the laundry got folded.


THIS!

/Wait to call the cops until he's finished
JC
 
2012-12-27 01:15:15 PM  
And just the other day in CA three armed men invaded a girls slumber party. Armed father prevents another mass shooting and shoots all three men, killing one of them. I wonder if the libtards in CA will have this father summarily executed? Link
 
2012-12-27 01:20:24 PM  

Prey4reign: [www.chicagotribune.com image 405x510]"Hi, I'm your Secret Santa."


His face reminds me of a kid who knocked the vase over and his parents just walked in.
 
2012-12-27 01:21:13 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Its such a violation when you realize those little locks that you keep on your doors won't really keep people out if they are determined to get in. It farks with your mind.


When I lived in apartments and was moving to a better area, my next door neighbor moved out about a week after I moved in. I knew my upstairs neighbors - they were old friends and recommended the place to me - so  we were sitting on  the steps, chatting, watching the maintenance dudes check the place next door out. The very next day, two college age girls moved in. Those maintenance dudes never changed the locks! That scared the hell out of me. I went up to Home Depot and changed the locks on my door that very day, as did the upstairs neighbors. We also warned the college girls the locks hadn't been changed and they may want to do it themselves.

I did give a key to management (a requirement under my lease) and they were a bit miffed at me for changing my own locks. They said something along the  lines of that I could have just asked them to do it. Aren't they supposed to do that anyway? I have to wonder if something like that was involved here. Crazy dude used to live there,  maybe? Would be interesting to find out if that was the case or he really  did just bust in somehow.

/so glad I live in a house now
//yes, we changed the locks when we moved in, just in case
///yeah, I know. CSS.
 
2012-12-27 01:21:44 PM  

JWideman: FTFA: "Edge is a sexual predator who was convicted in Lake County of aggravated criminal sexual abuse of a 15-year-old, a crime that occurred when he was 51, according to the Illinois Sex Offender website."

So why is he out of jail? shiats and giggles?


I wonder what that means. Patting a girl on the ass? Rape? Something in between? Seems like every state has their own definition.
 
2012-12-27 01:26:45 PM  

david_gaithersburg: And just the other day in CA three armed men invaded a girls slumber party. Armed father prevents another mass shooting and shoots all three men, killing one of them. I wonder if the libtards in CA will have this father summarily executed? Link


No, they will not. This is California. Even  if you get the death penalty for something atrocious (and this dad dude doesn't even qualify for jail), it's not very common because we are really big out here with obeying our own laws about appeals and all. Also, we do have the right to self defense. That's why this "libtard" has enough guns to take down a small European country and has taken courses (and does retraining every other year), so I can defend myself and my family. So go get stuffed, troll.

/tired of the hate on California
 
2012-12-27 01:26:45 PM  
Aww, I was hoping he'd be one of those "public urination" sex offenders, so I could be critical of our justice system. Sounds like this guy is a genuine scumbag, though.

So wait... Who let him in? They didn't mention a breaking and entering charge, so I assume he wasn't lying about that part. I'd have serious problems with my landlord unlocking my door for some random smokey hobo.
 
2012-12-27 01:42:41 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: /tired of the hate on California


Ha, try being a Floridian!
 
2012-12-27 01:45:56 PM  

david_gaithersburg: Real Women Drink Akvavit: /tired of the hate on California

Ha, try being a Floridian!


Well, we ARE the bookends of weird of the US. Guess that's something.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:13 PM  
Shouldn't that read...

Good: You come home and find your man folding the laundry.
Bad: You come home and find an unknown man folding the laundry.
Double Tap: For good measure, a registered sex offender
 
2012-12-27 02:23:58 PM  
snltranscripts.jt.org

It's wash day, kids!
So, why don't you girls go upstairs and bring Uncle Roy all your dirty little things?
Oh, yes! Littler things! Dirtier things!
 
2012-12-27 06:05:13 PM  

david_gaithersburg: Real Women Drink Akvavit:

/tired of the hate on California

Ha, try being a Floridian!


Or living in Kentucky.
 
2012-12-27 10:05:27 PM  
Can dude not get a little tit for tat? WTF is wrong with you farktards? Don't like nose hairs on your panties? Ingrates.
 
2012-12-28 01:41:51 AM  

david_gaithersburg: And just the other day in CA three armed men invaded a girls slumber party. Armed father prevents another mass shooting and shoots all three men, killing one of them. I wonder if the libtards in CA will have this father summarily executed? Link


I'm a big libby here, and I'd like to shake the man's hand and tell him "good job!"
 
2012-12-28 02:53:51 AM  
Man folding my laundry!?! This is a fantasy of mine. Sex offender would be minus only a marginal amount of points.

/I keed?
 
2012-12-28 03:51:11 AM  

megarian: Man folding my laundry!?! This is a fantasy of mine. Sex offender would be minus only a marginal amount of points.

/I keed?


Erm, with photos like that, shouldn't single male farkers in your vicinity kinda be queueing outside your door for the opportunity?
 
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