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(NBC Bay Area)   Farker's brother makes nightly news for delivering baby himself Christmas morning. Actual quote: "Just don't let the baby hit the ground". Wise words, bro   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 26
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2012-12-27 01:38:12 AM
Best Christmas gift ever. Congratulations, Uncle Farker!
 
2012-12-27 02:14:39 AM
Hut, hut, hike.
 
2012-12-27 04:10:40 AM

Notabunny: Best Christmas gift ever. Congratulations, Uncle Farker!


Shut your farking face, Uncle Farka
You're a cock sucking, ass licking Uncle Farka
You're an Uncle Farka, yes, it's true
Nobody farks uncles quite like you

 /congratulations on your child Uncle Farka
 
2012-12-27 07:39:53 AM
Isn't there a 5-second rule for babies?
 
2012-12-27 08:18:24 AM
Babies are fine, as long as you catch them on the first bounce.
 
2012-12-27 08:21:42 AM
>Delivering babies.

ponilauta.fi
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/deliveries and eyeballs. EWWWWWWWWWWWW.
 
2012-12-27 08:48:53 AM
"It was very personal, and I liked that," Erin said. "My son was there watching,

Kid probably thought it was Santa out there messing around under the tree, snuck out of bed, creeped out there planning to catch Santa in the act ..... aaaaauuuuuuggggghhhhh MOM, what are you doing?!?!?!?!

/congrats to all
 
2012-12-27 09:28:00 AM

St_Francis_P: Isn't there a 5-second rule for babies?


It's still good! It's still good!
 
2012-12-27 09:32:27 AM

Sid_6.7: St_Francis_P: Isn't there a 5-second rule for babies?

It's still good! It's still good!


Just rinse them off and they're good to go.

/cool christmas story.
//adorable baby
 
2012-12-27 10:00:27 AM
Congrats, Uncle Farker!

/There must be a cool band name in this thread somewhere.
 
2012-12-27 10:15:08 AM
Congrats!!
 
2012-12-27 10:18:24 AM
What, couldn't get FedEx on Xmas?
 
2012-12-27 10:19:46 AM
Poor kid. Totally robbed of his birthday presents. One of our neighbors had a Xmas kid and she (the kid) hated it, she never had a birthday party.
 
2012-12-27 10:23:00 AM
1 hour from water breaking is pretty damn good. I think my wife's was an hour and a half, but that was because they forced it. From the time she felt 'real' contractions to when my daughter was really here and ready to go was something like 20 minutes, and the actual birth was 6 minutes. Since my wife had a history of fast labor(From my 2 stepsons), we'd been at the hospital the whole day, knowing it would be soon...

Gotta love the quick deliveries, probably even if you don't know what you're doing. Congrats on the new kiddo.
 
2012-12-27 11:15:57 AM
I had homebirths, too, but I'm so jealous of your sister-in-law's quick births. My shortest labor was 17 hours. :(
 
2012-12-27 12:30:24 PM
My coworker's second kid was delivered at home. Her first labor was typical, but the second one went very quickly. They called the hospital twice, but were told both times that the contractions weren't long enough/close enough together for them to bother coming in yet. Shortly after the second brush-off, they decided to go anyhow, but the baby didn't wait for them.
 
2012-12-27 12:35:24 PM
Please tell my your brother's first name is Throatwobblermangrove.
 
2012-12-27 02:51:02 PM
Well...not ALL by himself...

//Congrats!
 
2012-12-27 07:47:42 PM
Let the baby hit the floor
Let the baby hit the floor
Let the baby hit the

FLOOOOOOOOOR!

/just earwormed myself
//congrats to OP's brother & sister too. Can't forget that.
///nothin's wrong with me (that might be a lie)
 
2012-12-27 11:44:36 PM

natazha: Poor kid. Totally robbed of his birthday presents. One of our neighbors had a Xmas kid and she (the kid) hated it, she never had a birthday party.


My niece was born Dec 24th.  They celebrate her birthday in June to avoid that whole problem.
 
2012-12-28 12:18:36 AM
I'm pretty sure that there was at least one other person involved in the delivery of the baby besides the Farker's brother.
 
2012-12-28 01:08:09 AM
"Farker's brother makes nightly news for delivering baby himself "
He does this every night? WOW
 
2012-12-28 02:41:23 AM
Don't throw me down, Clark.
 
2012-12-28 08:06:17 AM

Recoil Therapy: "It was very personal, and I liked that," Erin said. "My son was there watching,

Kid probably thought it was Santa out there messing around under the tree, snuck out of bed, creeped out there planning to catch Santa in the act ..... aaaaauuuuuuggggghhhhh MOM, what are you doing?!?!?!?!

/congrats to all


"my son was there watching"

Ew.
 
2012-12-28 05:31:59 PM
They are like a flag. If it touches the ground, you have to burn it.

/The Faming Babies
 
2012-12-28 07:45:03 PM
Aww. That's really sweet.
 
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