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(The Sun)   Liz Hurley is the greatest Santa ever (borderline not-safe-for-work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 77
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2012-12-26 11:56:05 PM
Let's get to it.....

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2012-12-27 12:04:39 AM
What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?
 
2012-12-27 12:38:59 AM
He's clearly a man who has pulled a cracker...

Is this another one of those Brit-speak things?
 
2012-12-27 12:52:57 AM
I'd [verb] her [noun].
 
2012-12-27 12:59:13 AM

fusillade762: He's clearly a man who has pulled a cracker...

Is this another one of those Brit-speak things?


If that G ever comes near me, he'd best keep his hands to himself, or this cracker's gonna smack a biatch.
 
2012-12-27 01:11:08 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I'd [verb] her [noun].


And twice on Tuesday.
 
2012-12-27 02:13:59 AM

texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?


Exactly what I was thinking.  Dear lord she's aging well.  Whatever she's doing, they should bottle it.
 
2012-12-27 03:21:21 AM

fusillade762: He's clearly a man who has pulled a cracker...

Is this another one of those Brit-speak things?


Crackers are a sort of Christmas toy over there. Pull to open, get the little toys out. I think.
 
2012-12-27 03:25:10 AM
She was the sole reason to like the movie "Bedazzled." I mean, it was a passable comes and all, but her dressed in various fetishy costumes like naughty school teacher, cheerleaders, leather body suits...

To Netflix!
 
2012-12-27 03:31:02 AM
I can tell shoped cuz... Hi Oban 18!! Pixels. Stupid phone. Wait. Seen many scotches in my time. I'm on the Internet!
 
2012-12-27 03:36:52 AM

texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?


To err is human; to forgive, divine.
 
2012-12-27 03:43:47 AM

Alphax: fusillade762: He's clearly a man who has pulled a cracker...

Is this another one of those Brit-speak things?

Crackers are a sort of Christmas toy over there. Pull to open, get the little toys out. I think.


Yeah, I think whoever gets the end with the toy is supposed to have good luck - like getting the big side of a wishbone.

So maybe "pull the cracker" means "get lucky" or something.

Summoning Britfarks!
 
2012-12-27 04:44:30 AM
It always amuses me when websites disable right-clicking on images when the Snipping tool is a standard desktop gadget. Particularly when the image isn't theirs to begin with.
 
2012-12-27 05:03:56 AM

texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?


this is what he was thinking

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2012-12-27 05:04:03 AM

Harry_Seldon: texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?

To err is human; to forgive, divine.


Wise man once say "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza".
 
2012-12-27 05:20:07 AM

unyon: texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?

Exactly what I was thinking.  Dear lord she's aging well.  Whatever she's doing, they should bottle it.


it's called Botox. They do bottle it and sell it.
 
2012-12-27 05:21:52 AM

texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?


Subtle reference to the awesome Jay Leno interview?
 
2012-12-27 05:28:18 AM

Harry_Seldon: texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?

To err is human; to forgive, divine.


To err is Hugh, man - to forgive, Divine.

Fyfy.

/damn mobile no quotey properly
 
2012-12-27 05:52:10 AM
Goddamn...how is it possible for someone to look that good at 47?
 
2012-12-27 06:10:32 AM

Serious Black: Goddamn...how is it possible for someone to look that good at 47?


farking three times a day, 7 days a week?
 
2012-12-27 06:11:55 AM

Serious Black: Goddamn...how is it possible for someone to look that good at 47?


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-27 06:14:09 AM
That dude don't look right.
 
2012-12-27 06:23:55 AM

Haliburton Cummings: it's called Botox. They do bottle it and sell it.


I doubt it, Botox looks like hell.
 
2012-12-27 06:32:55 AM
Pants.... exploding!
 
2012-12-27 06:34:21 AM

Haliburton Cummings:
it's called Botox. They do bottle it and sell it.


Riiiight
 
2012-12-27 06:44:36 AM

texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?


She probably wasn't putting out.
 
2012-12-27 06:51:45 AM

assjuice: texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?

She probably wasn't putting out.


While we'll never know the real reasons, it's very possible Grant is just one of guys. We've all met them. Successful, hot wife who seems over-the-top nice and by all accounts has a great sexual appetite, but isn't satisfied with that alone. Maybe it's the thrill of strange, the hunt itself, or just the proof they they still can charm their way into a lady's pants (even if it's by paying her).

He may just be that guy.
 
2012-12-27 06:53:15 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Alphax: fusillade762: He's clearly a man who has pulled a cracker...

Is this another one of those Brit-speak things?

Crackers are a sort of Christmas toy over there. Pull to open, get the little toys out. I think.

Yeah, I think whoever gets the end with the toy is supposed to have good luck - like getting the big side of a wishbone.

So maybe "pull the cracker" means "get lucky" or something.

Summoning Britfarks!


*appears in a puff of smoke*

"Wow she's a cracker", just means she's hot. To "pull" someone means to make out with. There's no associative luck based on who won the cracker at Christmas lunch.

More importantly, don't you have Christmas crackers? Or do they just have a different name?
 
2012-12-27 06:54:39 AM

sotua: Harry_Seldon: texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?

To err is human; to forgive, divine.

To err is Hugh, man - to forgive, Divine.

Fyfy.

/damn mobile no quotey properly


Nice, I wish I thought of that.
 
2012-12-27 07:13:51 AM

Slaxl: Lionel Mandrake: Alphax: fusillade762: He's clearly a man who has pulled a cracker...

Is this another one of those Brit-speak things?

Crackers are a sort of Christmas toy over there. Pull to open, get the little toys out. I think.

Yeah, I think whoever gets the end with the toy is supposed to have good luck - like getting the big side of a wishbone.

So maybe "pull the cracker" means "get lucky" or something.

Summoning Britfarks!

*appears in a puff of smoke*

"Wow she's a cracker", just means she's hot. To "pull" someone means to make out with. There's no associative luck based on who won the cracker at Christmas lunch.

More importantly, don't you have Christmas crackers? Or do they just have a different name?


Thats Racist!
 
2012-12-27 07:14:28 AM

texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?


She wouldn't go down on him. That's the rumor at any rate: Liz was lazy in bed and not very sexually adventurous...and as Chris Rock says:

www.xikmo.com
"Men can not go back sexually."

As soon as a guy gets accustomed to something, he wants it from every woman he's with. And if she will not do it for him, then he'll find someone who will. That is the basis behind most (not all, but most) cheating. Clinton was the same: If he's getting blowjobs at the Oval Office, that means he's not getting blowjobs at home. And as the wise guru Mr. Rock deftly points out: "It's all Hilary's fault. She's the first lady -- she should be the first one on her knees sucking his dick."
 
2012-12-27 08:09:39 AM
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2012-12-27 08:21:55 AM

Ishkur: texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?

She wouldn't go down on him. That's the rumor at any rate: Liz was lazy in bed and not very sexually adventurous...and as Chris Rock says:

[www.xikmo.com image 468x400]
"Men can not go back sexually."

As soon as a guy gets accustomed to something, he wants it from every woman he's with. And if she will not do it for him, then he'll find someone who will. That is the basis behind most (not all, but most) cheating. Clinton was the same: If he's getting blowjobs at the Oval Office, that means he's not getting blowjobs at home. And as the wise guru Mr. Rock deftly points out: "It's all Hilary's fault. She's the first lady -- she should be the first one on her knees sucking his dick."


Shadowknight: assjuice: texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?

She probably wasn't putting out.

While we'll never know the real reasons, it's very possible Grant is just one of guys. We've all met them. Successful, hot wife who seems over-the-top nice and by all accounts has a great sexual appetite, but isn't satisfied with that alone. Maybe it's the thrill of strange, the hunt itself, or just the proof they they still can charm their way into a lady's pants (even if it's by paying her).

He may just be that guy.


So ya'll are telling me that Mid to late 90's Hugh Grant couldn't get anyone but a whore to suck his dick?

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

There's something more goofed up about him then that.
 
2012-12-27 08:28:56 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: So ya'll are telling me that Mid to late 90's Hugh Grant couldn't get anyone but a whore to suck his dick?

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

There's something more goofed up about him then that.


Or even if he had the Charlie Sheen mentality that getting a whore is preferable, he couldn't find anything better than that? Wasn't he in LA? The truth is he's a freak.
 
2012-12-27 08:41:44 AM

texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?


It has been said before; no matter how hot she is, some guy is tired of listening to her.
 
2012-12-27 08:48:20 AM

Mugato: Jim from Saint Paul: So ya'll are telling me that Mid to late 90's Hugh Grant couldn't get anyone but a whore to suck his dick?

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

There's something more goofed up about him then that.

Or even if he had the Charlie Sheen mentality that getting a whore is preferable, he couldn't find anything better than that? Wasn't he in LA? The truth is he's a freak.


Or maybe just a lazy moron?
 
2012-12-27 08:56:06 AM

Ishkur: texdent: What the hell was Hugh Grant thinking?

She wouldn't go down on him. That's the rumor at any rate"


The 4th picture at the start of this thread features some pretty deep "suck what?" lines on her face so you might be on to something...
 
2012-12-27 08:59:23 AM
Great way to start the day-thanks Subby. My all time favorite Brit.
 
2012-12-27 09:21:02 AM

Shadowknight: She was the sole reason to like the movie "Bedazzled." I mean, it was a passable comes and all, but her dressed in various fetishy costumes like naughty school teacher, cheerleaders, leather body suits...

To Netflix!



A-farking-men.
 
2012-12-27 09:30:55 AM
At one time, she was the most beautiful woman on earth...

I dunno for how long...I just remember my pants telling me that sometime in the late 90's or so.
 
2012-12-27 09:36:44 AM
So, now anytime an article has a pic of a woman that exposes any flesh, it's "Borderline NSFW"? Who makes these decisions, Bobby Boucher's mom?
 
2012-12-27 09:41:45 AM

Gunderson: So, now anytime an article has a pic of a woman that exposes any flesh, it's "Borderline NSFW"? Who makes these decisions, Bobby Boucher's mom?


"And I like Liz Hurley and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I liked them too!"
 
2012-12-27 09:49:33 AM
She was one of the women that helped kick-start my puberty.
 
2012-12-27 09:50:02 AM
There's a link on that page that says 'Check out these Christmas Crackers!' and has a list of Top Ten WAGs. I have no idea what WAG stands for, but it looks like a list of gorgeous girlfriends and wives of soccer players. Shakira is only #7!
 
2012-12-27 09:54:21 AM

Serious Black: Goddamn...how is it possible for someone to look that good at 47?


Genetic lottery. Good diet. Exercise regularly. Seriously, it's not that difficult.
 
2012-12-27 09:56:07 AM

Alphax: There's a link on that page that says 'Check out these Christmas Crackers!' and has a list of Top Ten WAGs. I have no idea what WAG stands for, but it looks like a list of gorgeous girlfriends and wives of soccer players. Shakira is only #7!


Wives And Girlfriends....
 
2012-12-27 09:57:44 AM

Flint Ironstag: Alphax: There's a link on that page that says 'Check out these Christmas Crackers!' and has a list of Top Ten WAGs. I have no idea what WAG stands for, but it looks like a list of gorgeous girlfriends and wives of soccer players. Shakira is only #7!

Wives And Girlfriends....


Aaaahhh. Well, #1 has one of the most perfect asses ever.
 
2012-12-27 09:57:58 AM
On my short list of "Never gonna happen, but would give up a nut for the chance".

//Belucci, Lane, Milano, Chabert rounding out the top 5
 
2012-12-27 09:59:56 AM

Mugato: Jim from Saint Paul: So ya'll are telling me that Mid to late 90's Hugh Grant couldn't get anyone but a whore to suck his dick?

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

There's something more goofed up about him then that.

Or even if he had the Charlie Sheen mentality that getting a whore is preferable, he couldn't find anything better than that? Wasn't he in LA? The truth is he's a freak.


It's kind of like watching porn, you see. You start tame, fairly normal, and as you become more... experienced, you have to take things to the next level to get off. You start with straightforward one-on-one stuff and before you know it you can't even maintain an erection unless there's a circus midget being reverse birthed into a tiajuana donkey in the background.

I guess what i'm saying is that being exposed to that level of hotness for an extended period (Liz Hurley, not the donkey) broke something in his brain.
 
2012-12-27 10:01:08 AM
Sure, what the hell
 
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