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(The Smoking Gun)   Man who hoaxed media by claiming to be Sandy Hook shooter Adam Lanza's uncle busted by feds   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 33
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2012-12-26 07:22:57 PM
Good.
 
2012-12-26 07:23:34 PM

Indubitably: Good.


*cue Grumpy Cat*
 
2012-12-26 07:24:11 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nicer ass.
 
2012-12-26 07:27:01 PM
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Maximum Holiday Trolling Achieved!
 
2012-12-26 07:29:04 PM
I do like his series of lawsuits.
 
2012-12-26 07:32:24 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-26 07:32:33 PM
Probation officials have also cited Riches for failing to make court-ordered restitution payments for the last seven months.

Sounds like they're about 6 months late in picking him up.
 
2012-12-26 07:37:19 PM
Is hoaxing the media a crime?
 
2012-12-26 07:38:06 PM
That's a whole lot of crazy for one man.
 
2012-12-26 07:42:01 PM
For example, posing as the father of actress Selena Gomez, Riches filed an October 2012 federal complaint accusing Justin Bieber of stealing his credit card and using it to pay for a "penis enlargement."


I like his style.
 
2012-12-26 07:48:11 PM
He works for the onion.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-26 07:48:57 PM
As reported by the New York Daily News and other media outlets, he told journalists that the killer had been taking Fanapt, an antipsychotic drug prescribed for the treatment of schizophrenia.


I wonder if, on top of going back to jail, this idiot will also get sued by the pharma company that owns Fanapt for defamation... even if just to make a point, since this pathetic attention whore probably has virtually nothing to his name aside from the shame of his own being.
 
2012-12-26 07:51:44 PM

Krieghund: [i48.tinypic.com image 814x1222]


To beach?
 
2012-12-26 07:52:43 PM

ultraholland: I do like his series of lawsuits.


I've never sued anybody, Mr. Smarty-Pants, you?
 
2012-12-26 07:54:44 PM

Indubitably: Mr. Smarty-Pants


www-tc.pbs.org
 
2012-12-26 07:55:08 PM
Jonathan Lee Riches is intermittently amusing. He's the real-life version of the GNAA; most of the time he's just mildly annoying but when he targets someone you don't like it's hilarious.

I will also confess now on record that I had a affair with Charlers Carreons wife Tara Lynn Carreon , where we were secretly exchanging intimate emails on Sex.com and she had a affair with Charles Carreon with me at a Buddhist temple in Tibet. Charles Carreon knows this, thats why we are stranged , and thats how I found the manuscrpit because I was at his house packing out my belongings in his attack but I also found a letter Carreon addressed to his lover Riches that if he wins any damages in this lawsuit he is going to buy himself a hair piece and donate the rest to Al-Qaeda, which I cannot allow to happen, so I'm asking this Court to respectfully dismiss this case as a patriotic duty [...] and for the fact that Carreon is a liar, and everyones time is being wasted here. I respectfully pray this Court will grant my motion for relief.
 
2012-12-26 08:01:04 PM
For example, posing as the father of actress Selena Gomez, Riches filed an October 2012 federal complaint accusing Justin Bieber of stealing his credit card and using it to pay for a "penis enlargement."

TROLLOLOL
/how was this guy on the loose for so long?
 
2012-12-26 08:12:12 PM

Indubitably: Krieghund: [i48.tinypic.com image 814x1222]

To beach?


The traditional caption for that image is:
"Look at me! I am an attention whore."
 
2012-12-26 08:14:23 PM

Brick-House: Is hoaxing the media a crime?


If lying to the media were a crime, the overwhelming majority of our elected officials would be serving their terms from jail.
 
2012-12-26 08:20:14 PM

TheGogmagog: Indubitably: Krieghund: [i48.tinypic.com image 814x1222]

To beach?

The traditional caption for that image is:
"Look at me! I am an attention whore."


NSS?

I like to try to make things new, sometimes...
 
2012-12-26 08:55:35 PM

Brick-House: Is hoaxing the media a crime?


Yes, but they usually incorporate other laws on the books to make it fit.

/calling Balloon Boy Dad
 
2012-12-26 09:12:30 PM
Cops should cuff him and drop him at the edge of town so that those inclined can tear him apart like a chicken. I'm sure some of that population would appreciate the stress relief.
 
2012-12-26 09:16:27 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Brick-House: Is hoaxing the media a crime?

Yes, but they usually incorporate other laws on the books to make it fit.

/calling Balloon Boy Dad


In this case, I suspect things like "impeding an ongoing police investigation," "creating a public nuisance" and "intentional infliction of emotional distress" will be near the top of the list.
 
2012-12-26 09:41:01 PM

Gyrfalcon: OtherLittleGuy: Brick-House: Is hoaxing the media a crime?

Yes, but they usually incorporate other laws on the books to make it fit.

/calling Balloon Boy Dad

In this case, I suspect things like "impeding an ongoing police investigation," "creating a public nuisance" and "intentional infliction of emotional distress" will be near the top of the list.


And so it goes...with the ohes and knows and foes, so it goes...
 
2012-12-26 09:53:33 PM
...News of the phony Bieber lawsuit came in an "Exclusive" story on the gossip site TMZ...concocted by Riches (whose Facebook page lists his occupation as a "Creative Writer" for TMZ)....

Well, in a way, he kind of is.
 
2012-12-26 09:59:30 PM
He must be institutionalized. The walls are his home, again.
 
2012-12-26 10:03:29 PM
Improve the world by putting a bullet in this piece of shiat's brain.

You can be a funny troll without wire fraud and clogging up the court system with frivolous bullshiat.

I hope you get hit by a train and soon.
 
2012-12-26 10:31:30 PM

lack of warmth: He must be institutionalized. The walls are his home, again.


Says the guy prophesizing about the dead guy.

Just stop.

Please.

Thank you.
 
2012-12-26 10:33:04 PM
I haven't seen letrole posting lately...
 
2012-12-26 10:47:06 PM

Brick-House: Is hoaxing the media a crime?


Dr. Phil said the new Barbra Streisand movie is the "Must-See Film of 2012."

If that's not a felony media fraud, I don't know what is.
 
2012-12-27 03:10:56 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Brick-House: Is hoaxing the media a crime?

Yes, but they usually incorporate other laws on the books to make it fit.

/calling Balloon Boy Dad


I think the intense, immediate search-and-rescue that was launched because some attention whores got too smart for their own good might have had something to do with any prosecutions in that case. They planned the lie the entire time, then went on morning shows to get their shiat-ugly faces on TV, in the process making the kid so nervous about his lie that he threw up.
 
2012-12-27 02:40:17 PM

Brick-House: Is hoaxing the media a crime?


Making up wild, grandiose stories just to gain attention while not a crime, is not appreciated by the media as that is their job.
 
2012-12-27 09:53:40 PM

Keeve: Brick-House: Is hoaxing the media a crime?

Making up wild, grandiose stories just to gain attention while not a crime, is not appreciated by the media as that is their job.


I had buttsex with Ret. Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf while his wife watched. They should totally get an exclusive with me.
 
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