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(Telegraph)   British government claims to be ready for zombie invasion, says royal family serves as good practice   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 37
    More: Strange, British, Cabinet Office, Britain, Ministry of Defence, zombies, Leicester City Council  
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2012-12-26 08:20:12 PM
That's absurd. They're Lizard People, not zombies.
 
2012-12-26 08:34:36 PM
Ahhh....The proverbial stiff missing upper lip.
 
2012-12-26 09:25:35 PM

fusillade762: That's absurd. They're Lizard People, not zombies.


3.bp.blogspot.com

^ What he said ^
 
2012-12-27 05:38:52 AM
I like Queen Liz......  oh.
 
2012-12-27 05:54:55 AM

fusillade762: That's absurd. They're Lizard People, not zombies.


They're actually werewolves.
 
2012-12-27 06:08:44 AM
Not with their strict gun control laws...
 
2012-12-27 06:16:46 AM

CuttySupreme: Not with their strict gun control laws...


But there is an abundance of cricket bats.
 
2012-12-27 06:23:05 AM
Didn't the CDC game out a zombie outbreak not so long ago? Not so much because they believe in zombies, but to plan for an extreme pandemic, like the 1919 flu.
 
2012-12-27 06:23:28 AM

CuttySupreme: Not with their strict gun control laws...


They still have machetes and...
Wait, nevermind.

/at least they can stock up on cat food.
 
2012-12-27 06:29:31 AM

thisispete: Didn't the CDC game out a zombie outbreak not so long ago? Not so much because they believe in zombies, but to plan for an extreme pandemic, like the 1919 flu.


They also used Zombies to promote disaster preparedness. Which pissed off the Right Wingnuts at WorldNetDaily.
 
2012-12-27 06:29:49 AM

Charles U Farlie: CuttySupreme: Not with their strict gun control laws...

But there is an abundance of cricket bats.


Besides, you don't want to use noisy firearms and attract more.

/Insert World War Z reference.
//I haven't read that book in two years.
 
2012-12-27 06:52:09 AM
What British zombies might look like:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-27 06:59:45 AM
Cricket bats for every citizen!
 
Heb
2012-12-27 07:09:01 AM

abhorrent1: Cricket bats for every citizen!

This should be an official policy whether there is an imminent zombie attack or not.
 
2012-12-27 07:21:21 AM
well england IS the bath salts capital of teh world!
 
2012-12-27 07:41:48 AM
Of course they're protected. They got this dude who shows up in a blue box intermittently and solves everything for them. Waves a glowing pencil or some such. Always hanging around with a nice dish.
 
2012-12-27 07:46:44 AM

Charles U Farlie: CuttySupreme: Not with their strict gun control laws...

But there is an abundance of cricket bats.



Also the Winchester down at the Winchester.
 
2012-12-27 07:54:17 AM

Ishkur: Of course they're protected. They got this dude who shows up in a blue box intermittently and solves everything for them. Waves a glowing pencil or some such. Always hanging around with a nice dish.


And the newest one is the nicest so far.
 
2012-12-27 08:11:43 AM

Charles U Farlie: CuttySupreme: Not with their strict gun control laws...

But there is an abundance of cricket bats.


Cricket bats are now illegal to carry in public in England. Seriously.
 
2012-12-27 08:15:35 AM
Just so everybody is clear, zombie invastion is code for food riots.
 
2012-12-27 08:19:47 AM
Of course. It's common knowledge that guards were trained to expect the Queen Mother to show up for the royal wedding and to take her out with a well-placed headshot.
 
2012-12-27 08:22:47 AM

Ishkur: Of course they're protected. They got this dude who shows up in a blue box intermittently and solves everything for them. Waves a glowing pencil or some such. Always hanging around with a nice dish.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-27 08:44:19 AM
On a slight tangent, there is a good (but crazy) comic book sequel to "Night of the Living Dead" that came out years ago that is about protecting the royal family from the zombies so they can extend the royal family and continue to "rule." I can't remember the name of it, but it's worth checking out.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-27 08:46:06 AM

Ishkur: Of course they're protected. They got this dude who shows up in a blue box intermittently and solves everything for them. Waves a glowing pencil or some such. Always hanging around with a nice dish.


With enthusiastic approval of the latest choice...

borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com

hot + cute = very bad thoughts. Protect HER during the invasion...
 
2012-12-27 08:47:21 AM

Ishkur: Of course they're protected. They got this dude who shows up in a blue box intermittently and solves everything for them. Waves a glowing pencil or some such. Always hanging around with a nice dish.

Look at the knees on this one:

www.crackerboxpalace.com

Phwoar
 
2012-12-27 09:18:42 AM
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2012-12-27 09:21:39 AM
i2.listal.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-27 10:32:41 AM

CarnySaur: [i2.listal.com image 264x400]


THANK YOU!
 
2012-12-27 10:43:53 AM
Does their plan involve taking the car, going to mom's to kill her BF, grabbing their SO, going to the Winchester, having a nice cold pint, and waiting for all of it to blow over?
 
2012-12-27 10:48:02 AM

averagejoe42: Does their plan involve taking the car, going to mom's to kill her BF, grabbing their SO, going to the Winchester, having a nice cold pint, and waiting for all of it to blow over?


Yeah, boyyyeee!
 
2012-12-27 11:05:33 AM
Is it this guy?
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2012-12-27 11:08:13 AM
Bah, I read WWZ, the Royal Family will be fine.
 
2012-12-27 11:41:08 AM

d23: Ishkur: Of course they're protected. They got this dude who shows up in a blue box intermittently and solves everything for them. Waves a glowing pencil or some such. Always hanging around with a nice dish.

With enthusiastic approval of the latest choice...

[borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 622x349]

hot + cute = very bad thoughts. Protect HER during the invasion...


Strongly seconded. I'll even offer my services as a bodyguard.
 
2012-12-27 11:43:17 AM
 I love zombies movies and all, but...

This zombie stuff has got to stop. It's going so far that even friggin' governments are simulating zombie invasions.

Time to give it a rest, world.
 
2012-12-27 01:08:37 PM
The zombies are us.
 
2012-12-27 05:16:20 PM

computerguyUT: Charles U Farlie: CuttySupreme: Not with their strict gun control laws...

But there is an abundance of cricket bats.

Cricket bats are now illegal to carry in public in England. Seriously.


Oh don't be such a dildo! Seriously, you twats in the NRA really need to get over yourselves. Although it might be illegal to carry a baseball bat. Because you'd look like a cock doing that over here. Then again, I bet you'd look like a cock wherever you are

you twat
 
2012-12-27 05:49:02 PM

gibbo72: computerguyUT: Charles U Farlie: CuttySupreme: Not with their strict gun control laws...

But there is an abundance of cricket bats.

Cricket bats are now illegal to carry in public in England. Seriously.

Oh don't be such a dildo! Seriously, you twats in the NRA really need to get over yourselves. Although it might be illegal to carry a baseball bat. Because you'd look like a cock doing that over here. Then again, I bet you'd look like a cock wherever you are

you twat


But how will he prove what a badass cowbow he is ready to defend himslef from scary poor black people and the big bad government he elected.

/sports equipment is perfectly legal to carry
//weapons are not
 
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