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(TMZ)   Jessica Simpson gets expanded role with Weight Watchers. That sounds about right   (tmz.com) divider line 18
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2012-12-26 10:27:24 PM  
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/Ohhhh yeah.
 
2012-12-27 01:08:55 AM  
As the BEFORE picture!

LOL
 
2012-12-27 01:45:58 AM  
Sloppy
 
2012-12-27 03:01:28 AM  
I've got something that can expand for her.
 
2012-12-27 05:15:20 AM  
This was a smart decision by Weight Watchers, and I'll bet that she ends up as a really great asset for their brand. Firing someone because of pregnancy would be a really, really terrible decision for a company who markets mostly to women.
 
2012-12-27 05:33:21 AM  
sitting at 5 posts for an hour...

who cares? might be the appropriate answer for all future posts regarding this talent-less tart.
 
2012-12-27 05:51:22 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: sitting at 5 posts for an hour...

who cares? might be the appropriate answer for all future posts regarding this talent-less tart.


John Mayer remarked on her talents.

Singing was not one of them.

Farking, however, was.

And that dude is a giant slut, so he probably knows a thing or two about biatches who can fark.
 
2012-12-27 08:26:45 AM  
It would have been foolish for Weight Watchers to drop her because she was pregnant.  I would hate to imagine the backlash from women (their primary customer) if they terminated her contract over something like that.
 
2012-12-27 08:56:48 AM  
Stop being fat!
 
2012-12-27 09:52:09 AM  
I totally would, even in current form.
 
2012-12-27 10:22:30 AM  
Looks better now then she ever has. Gotta love them bbws
 
2012-12-27 11:11:12 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Looks better now then she ever has. Gotta love them bbws


THIS.
 
2012-12-27 11:47:49 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Looks better now then she ever has. Gotta love them bbws


I dunno if i would call her a BBW; full-figured or voluptuous, sure. What a lot of people forget is that she's like 5'3"; she can gain 5 pounds and look like a porker to some people because of the proportions of height-to-weight.
/Still agree that she looks better with a few extra pounds on her.
 
2012-12-27 12:44:30 PM  

italie: I totally would, even in current form.

 
2012-12-27 03:08:02 PM  
In a NY minute I would, and that is about how long I would last too!
 
2012-12-27 03:50:00 PM  
I'm the only person that suspects she got knocked up again because she tried the Weight Watchers and thought "This is as hard as math?"
 
2012-12-27 07:19:54 PM  
Come hither with me to the meadow, sweet Jessica. Abide with me and I will feed you nougat. You need only the strength to open your lips, your mouth I shall fill with creme fillings. Caramels and toffees will be your manna. Chocolates and confections will sustain thee. We will live only on our love and high fructose corn syrup. I will build a home for thee in the glen, and drape you with only the finest tarpaulin. I will abide in the folds of your skin, warming myself in the manner of the frozen people of the ice planet Hoth. You will be my jelly-filled Tauntaun. I will construct for thee, a rag on a stick, so that you might be enabled to scrub the hard to reach places. I will stimulate your cavities with Twizzlers and Pop Rocks.
 
2012-12-28 12:51:58 AM  
She fat as fark she do look good doe
 
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