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(AccessAtlanta)   "Hi, my name is Clitoris Unicorn Jones and I believe I've just found your dog"   ( divider line 13
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13488 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Dec 2012 at 6:37 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-26 06:49:23 PM  
5 votes:
I guess someone named "Clitoris Unicorn" would be pretty good at finding impossible-to-find things.
2012-12-26 06:45:04 PM  
4 votes:
2012-12-26 06:41:07 PM  
4 votes:
2012-12-26 07:36:11 PM  
2 votes:
Came for Gene Masseth. Leaving disappointed.
2012-12-26 07:11:01 PM  
2 votes:
I hope the dog is found by "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt"
2012-12-26 07:08:37 PM  
2 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Clitoris Unicorn Jones O'rielly von Lipshiatz

But it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
2012-12-26 06:50:45 PM  
2 votes:
I'm hoping that Nigel Incubator-Jones finds it.
2012-12-26 06:44:30 PM  
2 votes:
Clitoris Unicorn Jones O'rielly von Lipshiatz
2012-12-26 07:10:27 PM  
1 votes:

ProdigalSigh: Why on earth would you ever take the tags off your pet?

Bath time.
2012-12-26 07:09:52 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: Beagles have really short legs. Someone threw the dog over the fence.

2012-12-26 07:00:54 PM  
1 votes:
At least we can rule out the person will be Korean.
2012-12-26 06:46:37 PM  
1 votes:
2012-12-26 06:44:35 PM  
1 votes:
I knew a gal back in high school who named her daughter Clitoris. She also considered Labia but it just didn't test as shocking enough with the teachers she mentioned it to.
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