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(AccessAtlanta)   "Hi, my name is Clitoris Unicorn Jones and I believe I've just found your dog"   ( divider line
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13505 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Dec 2012 at 6:37 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-26 06:49:23 PM  
3 votes:
I guess someone named "Clitoris Unicorn" would be pretty good at finding impossible-to-find things.
2012-12-26 07:09:52 PM  
2 votes:

uncleacid: Beagles have really short legs. Someone threw the dog over the fence.

2012-12-26 08:23:32 PM  
1 vote:

MagSeven: ProdigalSigh: Why on earth would you ever take the tags off your pet?

Bath time.

how do you take the micro-chip out of your animal?
2012-12-26 07:08:37 PM  
1 vote:

Smeggy Smurf: Clitoris Unicorn Jones O'rielly von Lipshiatz

But it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
2012-12-26 06:44:30 PM  
1 vote:
Clitoris Unicorn Jones O'rielly von Lipshiatz
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