Aces and Eights: Canton: Is there any dog breed more likely to run away than a beagle? I hope he finds his dog, but sheesh...Yes: Siberian Huskeys. Pull that invisible sled! Run, run!Otherwise, you're right about beagles. They are the Houdinis of the dog world, going under, through, or over any type of fence imaginable. Nose to the ground, tail up, off he goes. Now where is that pesky rabbit? Barroooo?!?But dang they sure make cute puppies.
wellreadneck: dletter: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: wellreadneck: I vaguely remember a drag queen named Clitoris Leachman.You must have been quite drunk that night to only vaguely remember him/her.Also be quite old to have gone to a place with drag queens at a time when parodying Cloris Leachman would have still been relevant.If it wasn't for old queens today's young twinks wouldn't dare carry a murse.
Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: bingethinker: "I can't find myself, but I found your dog."To dogP.S. I already smelled your ass, Mr. Ass, and I'm not impressed. Shat more.To bear
SpartacusHobbs: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: bingethinker: "I can't find myself, but I found your dog."To dogP.S. I already smelled your ass, Mr. Ass, and I'm not impressed. Shat more.To bearReally? Shat was the second to last syllable and you didn't go with "To boldly go"?/not that I have any idea what you're actually going for//but still
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