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2012-12-27 02:18:10 AM  

Aces and Eights: Canton: Is there any dog breed more likely to run away than a beagle? I hope he finds his dog, but sheesh...

Yes: Siberian Huskeys. Pull that invisible sled! Run, run!

Otherwise, you're right about beagles. They are the Houdinis of the dog world, going under, through, or over any type of fence imaginable. Nose to the ground, tail up, off he goes. Now where is that pesky rabbit? Barroooo?!?

But dang they sure make cute puppies.


But then they grow up into their adult form - generally too large to kick properly, yet still make as much noise and at a continuous level like a kick-me rat dog. They eat your shiat with an insolent look on their face, and chew/scratch up EVERYTHING. Unpleasant, nasty, and without fail EXTREMELY noisy, there's one breed I wish would go on blue light special, never to return.

And I don't want to here 'just one is like that, not MINE!" or poorly trained or whatever, as not only did I have an equally shiatty roommate with one, and one of our current neighbors has one, but I also worked in a pet store. We'd get ones a few months old, and they were the only ones I'd have to put outside the enclosure with cages so I could clean and whatnot. Those little shiatty dogs would just bark continuously, and it would echo off the walls and drill into my skull. To add insult to injury, 90% of the time I'd put them out in the pen so I could clean in peace, then I'd come out an hour or so later to see that not only had they decided to shiat all over the pen, but step and roll all in it too.

/CSB
//Beagles are really nasty, and belong only on farms where they can pose for hunts and hounds, or whatever those disgusting little things are for.
///I would not wear a coat of them, I don't want them that close to me
 
2012-12-27 02:41:51 AM  

wellreadneck: dletter: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: wellreadneck: I vaguely remember a drag queen named Clitoris Leachman.

You must have been quite drunk that night to only vaguely remember him/her.

Also be quite old to have gone to a place with drag queens at a time when parodying Cloris Leachman would have still been relevant.

If it wasn't for old queens today's young twinks wouldn't dare carry a murse.


Thanks, Ma'am.
 
2012-12-27 04:15:10 AM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: bingethinker: "I can't find myself, but I found your dog."

To dog

P.S. I already smelled your  ass, Mr. Ass, and I'm  not impressed. Shat more.

To bear


Really? Shat was the second to last syllable and you didn't go with "To boldly go"?

/not that I have any idea what you're actually going for
//but still
 
2012-12-27 10:53:41 AM  
Quatro Vagina?
 
2012-12-28 06:50:27 PM  

SpartacusHobbs: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: bingethinker: "I can't find myself, but I found your dog."

To dog

P.S. I already smelled your  ass, Mr. Ass, and I'm  not impressed. Shat more.

To bear

Really? Shat was the second to last syllable and you didn't go with "To boldly go"?

/not that I have any idea what you're actually going for
//but still


Who's joke/point am I making again?
 
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