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(Sun Sentinel)   Sexapalooza 2012: Tales of sex gone bad in the Sunshine State. Call Floridians anything you want. Except sexually unadventurous   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 35
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2012-12-26 07:15:19 PM  
Sounds like sour grapes from all the other states. Or given the population, a real lemon party is going on down there.
 
2012-12-26 09:51:19 PM  
Tale of sex gone bad: I never got laid in FLA.
 
2012-12-26 09:53:36 PM  
Man, I could fill a similar list just with personal experiences. There's something about insane sexually promiscuous women and Florida.
 
2012-12-26 09:58:25 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Man, I could fill a similar list just with personal experiences. There's something about insane sexually promiscuous women and Florida.


Are you quoting the DSM-V, jackhat?
 
2012-12-26 10:03:10 PM  
And there are just as many nutbag religious zealots to balance these people to 0.
 
2012-12-26 10:03:26 PM  
Crackers.
 
2012-12-26 10:04:19 PM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Crackers.


To biscuit
 
2012-12-26 10:08:07 PM  
Worst case scenario, they create another Floridan.
 
2012-12-26 10:09:09 PM  

Boris S. Wort: Worst case scenario, they create another Floridan.


There's an "i" missing in your screed.
 
2012-12-26 10:10:04 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Man, I could fill a similar list just with personal experiences. There's something about insane sexually promiscuous women and Florida.


Do you hope they serve beer in Hell?
 
2012-12-26 10:14:13 PM  
"Cocaine is a helluva drug!"-Rick James
 
2012-12-26 10:20:43 PM  
Resided in Florida for a bit....triple S'd it! Lot's of Sun, Sand and SEX!
 
2012-12-26 10:33:20 PM  
Guess there's a reason that Fetishcon is held in Tampa, Florida.
 
2012-12-26 10:33:55 PM  
a day of bad sex is better than any good day at work...
 
2012-12-26 10:38:05 PM  

Indubitably: Boris S. Wort: Worst case scenario, they create another Floridan.

There's an "i" missing in your screed.


I like you. I hate to like you.
 
2012-12-26 10:39:14 PM  
For me: sex + Florida = PTSD

Can I file for disability?
 
2012-12-26 11:17:16 PM  

Indubitably: Boris S. Wort: Worst case scenario, they create another Floridan.

There's an "i" missing in your screed.


Its been said, that every Floridan is a Floridian, but not every Floridian is a Floridan. While all Floridians share Florida as their home, Floridans share something more; a heritage, ideology, dialect, and culture that is distinctly Southern. Floridans often share great pride in State and Southern heritage. They are conscious of their family roots and continue to honor many traditions passed down through generations.

Members of this group are often 3rd, 4th or even 5th generations, Floridians tracing their lines back to the indigenous Southern pioneers and Florida's Confederate Veterans. But some Floridans do not share a Florida birthrite, there are many Georgians and Alabamians removed to Florida during the Great Depression who consider themselves Floridans. Being a Floridan is more manifold than merely birth, its a way of thinking, a way of behaving and a design for living.

Members of the group are often politically and culturally conservative and practice the Protestant faith. They favor states' rights, gun rights, family values and are usually hihgly patriotic. These Floridians are often well-mannered and friendly and maintain a heightened respect for authority. Floridans like their tea sweet and enjoy the same foods that most any other Southerners enjoy, like fried chicken, cheese grits and hush puppies. They are usually preservationist, preserving the States culture and historical sites for future generations and protecting the rural landscape from further development. They oppose campaigns like those that sought to replace the "mockingbird" with a new state bird or "Old Folks at Home" (Suwannee River) with a new state song.

Many Floridans enjoy hunting, fishing, college football tailgating, water-skiing and beach activities in general. Members of this group likely remember the integration of Florida's schools or have heard their family members tell about the experience. Floridans live in both rural and metropolitan area across the state and strongly resemble their fellow Southerners from Georgia and Alabama. Floridans are also proud of their musical heritage and native sons like Ray Charles, Lynard Skynard's Ronnie Van Zant, Allen Collins, and Gary Rossington, Mel Tillis, The Bellamy Brothers, John Anderson and Easton Corbin. While Floridians share the state of Florida as their home, Floridans share a heritage and culture that is distinctly Florida and distinctly South.
 
2012-12-26 11:35:54 PM  
Two or three years ago a couple was busted for having sex in a bar parking lot. I want to say it was Tampa, but possibly Bradenton. Anyway, the chick has her dress hiked up and the guy is doing her from behind while she leans against a car. At least a dozen people are watching and taking pictures and video with cell phones.

It's the combination of heat and booze. Makes you f*cking crazy.

/knows a thing or two about sex with crazy drunk chicks
 
2012-12-27 12:04:08 AM  
I'm amazed at how many times PCL is mentioned, yet I have not gotten lucky in PCL, Fort Pierce, or Vero when visiting. Sigh.
 
2012-12-27 12:33:49 AM  

vice_magnet: I'm amazed at how many times PCL is mentioned, yet I have not gotten lucky in PCL, Fort Pierce, or Vero when visiting. Sigh.


Apparently your not hanging out in the right park/beach restrooms..
 
2012-12-27 12:39:32 AM  
Can any farkers confirm the rumor that FSU has it's own strain of herpes?
 
2012-12-27 01:08:20 AM  
Shot Penis Off

Nuff said.
 
2012-12-27 02:10:33 AM  

phrawgh: Indubitably: Boris S. Wort: Worst case scenario, they create another Floridan.

There's an "i" missing in your screed.

Its been said, that every Floridan is a Floridian, but not every Floridian is a Floridan. While all Floridians share Florida as their home, Floridans share something more; a heritage, ideology, dialect, and culture that is distinctly Southern. Floridans often share great pride in State and Southern heritage. They are conscious of their family roots and continue to honor many traditions passed down through generations.

Members of this group are often 3rd, 4th or even 5th generations, Floridians tracing their lines back to the indigenous Southern pioneers and Florida's Confederate Veterans. But some Floridans do not share a Florida birthrite, there are many Georgians and Alabamians removed to Florida during the Great Depression who consider themselves Floridans. Being a Floridan is more manifold than merely birth, its a way of thinking, a way of behaving and a design for living.

Members of the group are often politically and culturally conservative and practice the Protestant faith. They favor states' rights, gun rights, family values and are usually hihgly patriotic. These Floridians are often well-mannered and friendly and maintain a heightened respect for authority. Floridans like their tea sweet and enjoy the same foods that most any other Southerners enjoy, like fried chicken, cheese grits and hush puppies. They are usually preservationist, preserving the States culture and historical sites for future generations and protecting the rural landscape from further development. They oppose campaigns like those that sought to replace the "mockingbird" with a new state bird or "Old Folks at Home" (Suwannee River) with a new state song.

Many Floridans enjoy hunting, fishing, college football tailgating, water-skiing and beach activities in general. Members of this group likely remember the integration of Florida's schools or have heard their family m ...


Why?
 
2012-12-27 06:21:25 AM  
Well, to be fair to the drummer, it was during a bass solo.
 
2012-12-27 08:14:10 AM  

phrawgh: Many Floridans enjoy hunting, fishing, college football tailgating, water-skiing and beach activities in general. Members of this group likely remember the integration of Florida's schools or have heard their family members tell about the experience. Floridans live in both rural and metropolitan area across the state and strongly resemble their fellow Southerners from Georgia and Alabama. Floridans are also proud of their musical heritage and native sons like Ray Charles, Lynard Skynard's Ronnie Van Zant, Allen Collins, and Gary Rossington, Mel Tillis, The Bellamy Brothers, John Anderson and Easton Corbin. While Floridians share the state of Florida as their home, Floridans share a heritage and culture that is distinctly Florida and distinctly South.


Ray Charles was from Albany, Ga, so not a native son. And nobody in Florida cares about any of the others aside from the three Skynyrd members (and nobody who isn't a musician could name any of them except Ronnie Van Zant).

I wouldn't say "Floridans" (that's "North Floridians" for everybody who isn't a hick) have a distinct culture. It's the same culture as Georgia and Alabama, just with Tallahassee and Gainesville thrown in to cut down on the idiocy.
 
2012-12-27 08:20:36 AM  
Sounds pretty tame.  One point of interest was the guy with the toy pistol up his anus while driving.  That had to take a little bit of planning.
 
2012-12-27 08:43:45 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Man, I could fill a similar list just with personal experiences.


No one wants to hear about your bestiality exploits,
 
2012-12-27 09:33:15 AM  

littlett's: Sounds pretty tame.  One point of interest was the guy with the toy pistol up his anus while driving.  That had to take a little bit of planning.


I wonder if he settled on the toy pistol right away or if he had other choices in mind... and.... was it a water pistol with water in it.
 
2012-12-27 09:50:14 AM  
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I'm not surprised. This guy gets to fark everybody in Florida with no consequence whatsoever.
 
2012-12-27 09:56:41 AM  

bim1154: was it a water pistol with water in it.


If it was a water pistol, I would bet it had alcohol in it.
 
2012-12-27 11:34:07 AM  
Many a year ago, I got road head at noon... on the way to traffic court. This was I-75 in Tampa, and we got lots of notice from the semis.
After court, sex on the public beach. It was deserted, since it was a workday.
On the way home, yep, more road head.

\CSB
 
2012-12-27 11:39:54 AM  

dj_spanmaster: Many a year ago, I got road head at noon... on the way to traffic court. This was I-75 in Tampa, and we got lots of notice from the semis.
After court, sex on the public beach. It was deserted, since it was a workday.
On the way home, yep, more road head.

\CSB


For me, many years ago, I got road head on every major expressway in the Chicago area. Led Zeppelin's "The Lemon Song" was most always playing on my stereo.... first in 8 track, then in cassette. DVDs were still quite a ways off.
 
2012-12-27 11:44:28 AM  
OK what is up with the people in FL. That has to be 1 of the ugliest group of mug shots ever. I guess that explains the long list of solo artist.
 
2012-12-27 12:17:41 PM  
Got plenty of road head from a nice Thai chick who was in the Army while I spent a winter in FL. We'd head up to Jax area and go partying/ drinking, on the way back to St. A she'd do the deed and I tried to keep the car on the road.

She was a spinner, like 5' exactly but man could she take a pounding.

Fun times

/ Florida
 
2012-12-27 08:00:56 PM  

bim1154: dj_spanmaster: Many a year ago, I got road head at noon... on the way to traffic court. This was I-75 in Tampa, and we got lots of notice from the semis.
After court, sex on the public beach. It was deserted, since it was a workday.
On the way home, yep, more road head.

\CSB

For me, many years ago, I got road head on every major expressway in the Chicago area. Led Zeppelin's "The Lemon Song" was most always playing on my stereo.... first in 8 track, then in cassette. DVDs were still quite a ways off.


Sounds like you were having a Lemon Song Party..
 
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