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(Showbiz Spy)   Ashton Kutcher wants Angus T. Jones fired from "Two and a Half Men." I can't tell if he's punking us, and quite frankly, I don't care   (showbizspy.com) divider line 67
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2012-12-26 01:55:11 PM  
Lol
Ashton might be getting punk'd and he doesn't like it?

Anyway, if you think you can carry the show by yourself then you're an idiot.
 
2012-12-26 01:56:06 PM  
Oh look, they want people to keep watching their shiatty show.

/yawn
 
2012-12-26 02:00:50 PM  
Who knows if any of this is true?

All we really know is that Ashton Kutcher is an epic douche.
 
2012-12-26 02:32:49 PM  
I just cannot stand this person.
 
2012-12-26 06:10:52 PM  
Free publicity.
 
2012-12-26 06:13:03 PM  
The new title "Two Men" just sounds a little... um...  gay?

NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-26 06:13:39 PM  
How 'bout they cancel the show and fire them all?
 
2012-12-26 06:14:15 PM  
Angus is a spoiled brat, Ashton?

Do tell.
 
2012-12-26 06:17:01 PM  

StrikitRich: How 'bout they cancel the show and fire them all?


DING  DING  DING!!!!

Winner, winner...chicken dinner!
 
2012-12-26 06:19:22 PM  
I saw this episode of that show once that had some hot girl with the non-Ducky guy but then Ducky somehow had a hot girl and his son and his mom said some hilariously droll things about Ducky being a dummy and non-Ducky was all "well, you're no me buddy" or some such hilarity and then Ducky blew it with the hot girl by doing something ridiculous and then the maid or something said something sarcastically hilarious and the kid did too again! I've never laughed so hard.
 
2012-12-26 06:19:40 PM  
Well that should make for some awkward holiday office parties.
 
2012-12-26 06:20:03 PM  
When did Ashton become the boss.
 
2012-12-26 06:20:16 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Who knows if any of this is true?

All we really know is that Ashton Kutcher is an epic douche.


Douche indeed but he's a pretty smart businessman. My guess is the kid's toast. How hard can it be to find a new half man?
 
2012-12-26 06:20:59 PM  
Reading a few other articles, it's clear that BS site just makes shiat up. Every "reaction" they write about is ridiculous and headline-grabbing. They obviously learned from the Enquirer that if they can get 3 people to agree to lie about something, that consistutes "multiple sources" and they can print it w/o fear of repercussions.
 
2012-12-26 06:21:33 PM  
Who's it what's it, now?
 
2012-12-26 06:21:46 PM  

Bontesla: Anyway, if you think you can carry the show by yourself then you're an idiot.


The kid's essentially been written out of the show for the last season as it is.
 
2012-12-26 06:25:37 PM  
The daughter of the football player next door shows up with her kid by Angus, and we're right back to the original premise...

/won't watch
 
2012-12-26 06:28:48 PM  
What happened to the fat kid?
 
2012-12-26 06:37:29 PM  
Woah! Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!

cdn.showbizspy.com

Has he tucked his tie tucked into his pants?
 
2012-12-26 06:38:34 PM  
I only saw one episode of this that a friend of mine said I should watch. It was a Halloween episode and Charlie hooked up with all these hot goths who turned out to be witches. He woke up with a pentagram carved on his chest and said, "Am I Jewish now?" I figured that was the funniest joke that would ever be on the show and tuned out.
 
2012-12-26 06:39:19 PM  

StrikitRich: How 'bout they cancel the show and fire them all?


Were I Lorre I'd seriously consider this. Say what you will about the shark-jumpiness of BBT but at least its cast is professional in interviews as far as I'm aware*.

*Waits for someone to post something to disprove me, won't take it personally if you do
 
2012-12-26 06:41:30 PM  

dai the flu: Woah! Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!

[cdn.showbizspy.com image 300x452]

Has he tucked his tie tucked into his pants?


I don't have a problem with Kutcher at all, but that entire outfit screams hipster douchebag.
 
2012-12-26 06:47:28 PM  
OK I guess since I've seen less than a dozen episodes I just haven't gotten sick of it like most Farkers. Most every episode I've seen has been at least pretty cute. However the other day I finally saw a rerun of an Ashton one and I'm confused. Really? The story is that Charlie died and some internet billionaire bought the place but still lets Cryer and his son live there on his tab cause he is lonely? WTF? Maybe the transition episode was sensible enough to make regular viewers go for it but I just don't see how that makes any sense. Particularly from a sitcom standpoint, I mean Cryers char is now very limited in how much mischief he could ever get into and not get booted. Not to mention the homoerotic subtext that was missing when it was 2 brothers but now has to be pretty thick
 
2012-12-26 06:50:34 PM  

stewbert: dai the flu: Woah! Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!

[cdn.showbizspy.com image 300x452]

Has he tucked his tie tucked into his pants?

I don't have a problem with Kutcher at all, but that entire outfit screams hipster douchebag.


He can be cool at times but he definitely leans hipster douche
 
2012-12-26 06:51:51 PM  
So, wait... one of the original three stars and the only reason to watch that show was fired for bizarre antics. A second-rate douchebag was hired to fill in for him, the ratings, predictably, dropped, and the show's quality nosedived. One of the remaining two stars on the show disparaged the show while talking on a different show, and the second-rate douchebag wants that guy fired?

Here's a thought - fire the second-rate douchebag and hire an actor who needs a job. It won't hurt the show's ratings, it'll keep the two original actors in place (and make the show marginally watchable, at least to its fans), and you won't have a second-rate douchebag telling you how to run the show.

It's a suggestion.
 
2012-12-26 06:53:27 PM  
The show should have ended with Charlie's departure. It makes no sense with Alan still living there with a man who is really a stranger to him. Had Walden been another brother, it would have made a bit more sense.
 
2012-12-26 07:03:58 PM  

Digitalstrange: stewbert: dai the flu: Woah! Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!

[cdn.showbizspy.com image 300x452]

Has he tucked his tie tucked into his pants?

I don't have a problem with Kutcher at all, but that entire outfit screams hipster douchebag.

He can be cool at times but he definitely leans hipster douche


For some reason, when I see someone wearing those stupid knit caps, it makes me stabby.
 
2012-12-26 07:04:19 PM  
Ha! You idiots! I AM Ashton Kutcher and you know what?!

...all you Farkers were JUST PUNKED!!

Ha ...I crack me up!
 
2012-12-26 07:11:17 PM  
I know how to finish the show.

Kill the house. It's been a major unaccredited part of the story.

Instead they're probably going to kill off the kid. Probably run over by a tank. He's very Beetle Bailey.

/Alan's been half a man for years.
 
2012-12-26 07:13:45 PM  
Whatever happens, nobody under the age of fifty will give a shiat.
 
2012-12-26 07:15:38 PM  

Dr.Zom: How hard can it be to find a new half man?


assets.rollingstone.com

Done. He'll improve things in ways you never thought possible.
 
2012-12-26 07:17:04 PM  
A report.
A show insider.
A source.

I can't believe I clicked on that.
 
2012-12-26 07:17:56 PM  
I watched 2 episodes of Two and a Half Men post Charlie Sheen...and was less than impressed.  As crazy as Sheen is, he was more watchable than Kutcher in the role.

Also, ""He marched right in to the bosses and told them, 'Angus is a spoiled brat - and I want him off this show!'"

It's rather ironic for Kutcher to make that statement.
 
2012-12-26 07:19:40 PM  

Great Janitor: The show should have ended with Charlie's departure. It makes no sense with Alan still living there with a man who is really a stranger to him. Had Walden been another brother, it would have made a bit more sense.


I read that as 'Walken'. Christopher W. on that show? Hell yes I'd watch.
 
2012-12-26 07:26:56 PM  

dai the flu: Woah! Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!

[cdn.showbizspy.com image 300x452]

Has he tucked his tie tucked into his pants?


No, it's a knit silk tie, with a flat end. It just looks like it's tucked into his pants.

The questionable thing is the tea cozy he's wearing on his head.
 
2012-12-26 07:37:00 PM  
The show was teh funny the first three seasons, then just got old and boring. There were moments, but you could pretty much apply that whole "How to write an episode of Seinfeld" thing to the show after season five or so.

All Ashton had to do is reprieve his role from That 70's Show. Probably still a big stretch, for him. They should have gotten Topher Grace instead and made Jon Cryer the cool guy. I can understand Angus T. Jones going off and doing what he did; imagine growing up while being the co-star of one of the biggest shows on TV. Not to mention I'm sure Charlie Sheen made an impression on him.

/still can't believe that that's Ducky.
//Ashton is still mad he lost his "mommy"
///fark Chuck Lorre
 
2012-12-26 07:48:49 PM  

Great Janitor: The show should have ended with Charlie's departure. It makes no sense with Alan still living there with a man who is really a stranger to him. Had Walden been another brother, it would have made a bit more sense.


Or have had Charlie leave the house to Alan in his will, but Alan is unable to handle the mortgage payments on his own, so he takes in a boarder.  That way, it makes sense for Alan to stay there.
 
2012-12-26 07:53:34 PM  
Bring the crackhead back to life. Though Kathy Bates as Charlie was funny (Pops. One of the few episodes since Sheen's departure that was amusing enough to elicit a few chuckles.
i liked watching Two and a Half Men just for the sheer meanness between the characters. Lots of laughs from their mom (Holland Taylor), the maid (Conchata Ferrel) and Melanie Lynskey's adorably crazy character, Rose, was a treat to watch.
The show has never been high brow entertainment, but what sitcom really is, anymore? i still catch it here and there, but it''s nowhere near as funny as it used to be.
 
2012-12-26 07:55:53 PM  
How many exclamation marks did that writer use? It's obnoxious.
 
2012-12-26 07:59:36 PM  

Digitalstrange: OK I guess since I've seen less than a dozen episodes I just haven't gotten sick of it like most Farkers. Most every episode I've seen has been at least pretty cute. However the other day I finally saw a rerun of an Ashton one and I'm confused. Really? The story is that Charlie died and some internet billionaire bought the place but still lets Cryer and his son live there on his tab cause he is lonely? WTF? Maybe the transition episode was sensible enough to make regular viewers go for it but I just don't see how that makes any sense. Particularly from a sitcom standpoint, I mean Cryers char is now very limited in how much mischief he could ever get into and not get booted. Not to mention the homoerotic subtext that was missing when it was 2 brothers but now has to be pretty thick


sadly there was too much homoerotic subtext when it was the brothers. creepy, that. all in all, Cryer is and was the talent of that show. he acts circles around anyone ever on any episode. the actress playing the Mom is also a talented woman. little Angus sucked but at east Mrs.Kritter thought he was cute when he was young. he was never small.
 
2012-12-26 08:08:00 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Great Janitor: The show should have ended with Charlie's departure. It makes no sense with Alan still living there with a man who is really a stranger to him. Had Walden been another brother, it would have made a bit more sense.

Or have had Charlie leave the house to Alan in his will, but Alan is unable to handle the mortgage payments on his own, so he takes in a boarder.  That way, it makes sense for Alan to stay there.


I personally would have preferred Walden to be a half brother raised by his dad (the mother is a ho, so it would make sense that their could be half children, and given that Walden is younger than Alan and Charlie, it would make sense that the mother would give up younger children wanting the two she already had out of the house). Then we could have a show where Walden buys the house to be closer to his mother and half brother. Alan gets to biatch more than he has yet another brother who is rich, has nice things, has no problems meeting women and taking them to bed while he busts his ass working as a chiropractor unable to afford anywhere to live, but has no problem mooching off of Walden.

Does Alan even have a job anymore or is he now just living as a mooch?
 
2012-12-26 08:14:48 PM  

Great Janitor: AdolfOliverPanties: Great Janitor: The show should have ended with Charlie's departure. It makes no sense with Alan still living there with a man who is really a stranger to him. Had Walden been another brother, it would have made a bit more sense.

Or have had Charlie leave the house to Alan in his will, but Alan is unable to handle the mortgage payments on his own, so he takes in a boarder.  That way, it makes sense for Alan to stay there.

I personally would have preferred Walden to be a half brother raised by his dad (the mother is a ho, so it would make sense that their could be half children, and given that Walden is younger than Alan and Charlie, it would make sense that the mother would give up younger children wanting the two she already had out of the house). Then we could have a show where Walden buys the house to be closer to his mother and half brother. Alan gets to biatch more than he has yet another brother who is rich, has nice things, has no problems meeting women and taking them to bed while he busts his ass working as a chiropractor unable to afford anywhere to live, but has no problem mooching off of Walden.

Does Alan even have a job anymore or is he now just living as a mooch?


Well he was a chiropractor right? Mooch would be a step up
 
2012-12-26 08:19:34 PM  
But then they'd have to change the title to One and a Half Men!
 
2012-12-26 08:34:22 PM  

Digitalstrange: OK I guess since I've seen less than a dozen episodes I just haven't gotten sick of it like most Farkers. Most every episode I've seen has been at least pretty cute. However the other day I finally saw a rerun of an Ashton one and I'm confused. Really? The story is that Charlie died and some internet billionaire bought the place but still lets Cryer and his son live there on his tab cause he is lonely? WTF? Maybe the transition episode was sensible enough to make regular viewers go for it but I just don't see how that makes any sense. Particularly from a sitcom standpoint, I mean Cryers char is now very limited in how much mischief he could ever get into and not get booted. Not to mention the homoerotic subtext that was missing when it was 2 brothers but now has to be pretty thick


Especially since when Kutcher first started working on the show, he was naked during some part of it on at least three or four episodes. I wasn't really watching it, but it seemed like every time I looked at it, he was wandering around the house naked. Hilarious!!

In fact I think they're actually starting to make Jon Cryer's character gay, since he was always so questionable anyway. For some reason, because it makes as much sense as the rest of the plot.

/Ashton looks pretty good naked, of course.
 
2012-12-26 08:43:17 PM  
Since his character is now in the Army, it shouldn't be too hard to kill him off.
 
2012-12-26 08:58:09 PM  
So, is it only me who is seeing that Angus T Jones is the 2010's Kirk Cameron?   Or did we already make that connection when this came out a month ago? (I didn't see the original "news").
 
2012-12-26 09:07:05 PM  

dletter: So, is it only me who is seeing that Angus T Jones is the 2010's Kirk Cameron?   Or did we already make that connection when this came out a month ago? (I didn't see the original "news").


Child star who becomes a Jesus freak and talked down about what will turn out to be the last show he was ever on? I'm sure someone made the connection.
 
2012-12-26 09:09:16 PM  
I know!

Let's get rid of Jon Cryer, bring back Charlie (or maybe hire Shia LeBouf) and call it Two and a half Douchebags.
 
2012-12-26 09:32:15 PM  
I say fire him, how hard can it be to find another Angus?

gamedrunk.com
 
2012-12-26 09:57:15 PM  
perfect new character

cdn.smosh.com
 
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