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(TV By the Numbers)   Oxygen Network to air a show entitled "My Babies' Mamas," which will follow the lives of one man, all of the women he impregnated, and all of his children   (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) divider line 83
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2012-12-26 08:10:19 PM
My Babies' Mamas

What is....Lil Wayne's response to why he's a featured guest on so many hip hop songs, Alex?

/*slinks out thread*
 
2012-12-26 08:37:45 PM
Is this Antonio Cromartie's show?  Or, at least the show he was trying to get shot down?
 
2012-12-26 09:14:09 PM
You know we wouldn't have stupid shows like this if only someone were capable of reading the instructions on a box of condoms.
 
2012-12-26 09:36:29 PM
Did I sleep through the rapture and miss the anti-Christ taking over the world?
 
2012-12-26 09:42:42 PM
My niece's dad could be on that show.  He has 13 kids (that we know of) all by different women.
The only thing that has slowed the one man baby boom down is cancer and he's expected to be dead long before he gets to his 40th birthday.
 
2012-12-26 10:46:19 PM
How about rather than filming his babies and their respective mamas, we film his court-ordered vasectomy?
 
2012-12-26 11:21:42 PM

Coco LaFemme: How about rather than filming his babies and their respective mamas, we film his court-ordered vasectomy?


Off with his head!
 
2012-12-26 11:37:00 PM
Premiering in spring 2013, this real-life special from creative duo Liz Gateley and Tony DiSanto of DiGa Vision...

I remember when that word meant something. Toss it on the pile with decency, shame, dignity, and good taste.
 
2012-12-26 11:40:09 PM
Dammit, Cromartie!
 
2012-12-26 11:52:26 PM

Coco LaFemme: How about rather than filming his babies and their respective mamas, we film his court-ordered vasectomy?



i470.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-27 02:18:26 AM
Sounds like my cousin.
 
2012-12-27 04:51:38 AM
Oxygen Network

forum.sportsmogul.com
 
2012-12-27 04:58:39 AM
"Modern" family unit. "Blended" families. Baby mamas.

It's really too bad the apocalypse didn't happen.
 
2012-12-27 05:25:18 AM
I've met guys like this at various buildings I worked at. I guess you just hit a point where they can only garnish all your wages so why not keep not wrapping it up.
 
2012-12-27 05:33:16 AM
"farker's setting up franchises."
 
2012-12-27 05:38:16 AM
Are they Mormons?

/DRTFA
 
2012-12-27 05:44:39 AM

penthesilea: My niece's dad could be on that show.  He has 13 kids (that we know of) all by different women.
The only thing that has slowed the one man baby boom down is cancer and he's expected to be dead long before he gets to his 40th birthday.


That really is too bad, considering he sure is successful at passing his genes down.

This quote provides all the context you need from the show: "All My Babies' Mamas' will be filled with outrageous and authentic over-the-top moments that our young, diverse female audience can tweet and gossip about".

Pick a little talk a little cheap cheap cheap.
 
2012-12-27 05:56:53 AM

Coco LaFemme: How about rather than filming his babies and their respective mamas, we film his court-ordered vasectomy?


Bailiff, whack his PP!
 
2012-12-27 06:03:36 AM

Pokey.Clyde: You know we wouldn't have stupid shows like this if only someone were capable of reading the instructions on a box of condoms.


Condoms cramp my style yo, its like showering with a raincoat. Man's gotta be a man, you no what I'm sayin?
 
2012-12-27 06:36:21 AM

penthesilea: My niece's dad could be on that show.  He has 13 kids (that we know of) all by different women.
The only thing that has slowed the one man baby boom down is cancer and he's expected to be dead long before he gets to his 40th birthday.


Sounds like he won the gene game.

Sorry about the your sister being a ho thing.

/the only thing more embarrassing than being a whore is being one of the people that let them into their bed.
//Getting knocked up by one? That's cranking it to 11 and yanking the knob off.
///Well... not that last part. The yanking bit that is,
////because if she'd done that she wouldn't be knocked up! *badum-tis*
 
2012-12-27 06:50:12 AM
please don't be black...please don't be black...please don't be black

I also use that mantra when I hear about some idiot-level street crime on the news
 
2012-12-27 07:12:15 AM
TLC already did this. It's called 'Sister Wives'.
 
2012-12-27 07:12:50 AM
Is this about the NBA? Shouldn't it be on ESPN?
 
2012-12-27 07:23:15 AM
i26.photobucket.com
The pimp's and baby daddy handbook
 
2012-12-27 07:49:58 AM
Stop it TV; you're encouraging these people.
 
2012-12-27 08:10:10 AM
There's really no reason whatsoever to pay for cable/satellite, is there? Every damn channel is the same thing now. We now have, in effect, Honey Boo Boo on essentially every single channel.
 
2012-12-27 08:36:47 AM
Tie a knot in it.

www.voght.org
 
2012-12-27 08:47:09 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I've met guys like this at various buildings I worked at. I guess you just hit a point where they can only garnish all your wages so why not keep not wrapping it up.



I had it all explained to me while sitting on a lunch bucket one day.

" See if you have only one or two kids they ain't going to have enough money to give me when I get older. Right !

But I have eight kids now and they can give me $50.00 bucks a month..ain't no big thing and that be $400.00 a month and if one of them is short for a month or two the others can step up."
 
2012-12-27 08:51:54 AM

penthesilea: My niece's dad could be on that show.  He has 13 kids (that we know of) all by different women.
The only thing that has slowed the one man baby boom down is cancer and he's expected to be dead long before he gets to his 40th birthday.


Screamin Jay Hawkins calls him an amateur.

But when his close friend and official biographer, Maral Nigolian, learned that Jay Hawkins had 57 children, she was shocked. After his death last February, Nigolian decided to look for the children of Screamin' Jay Hawkins to bring them together for a reunion. As independent producer Alix Spiegel reports, what seemed like a small simple idea, turned into a full-time occupation. The Website Nigolian posted drew thousands of responses, most from people who hoped to be connected to the man, some from people who actually were. The oldest of what soon became perhaps 75 children,
 
2012-12-27 09:00:08 AM
Stopped paying for cable tv, shiat like this makes me glad I did. I was happier when I thought Jerry Springer was the lowest we'd sink in the 1990s. Now we have reality tv shows making celebrities out of the worst of society, and instead of simply not looking, people are actually watching this crap. There are times when I think when you register to vote your tv viewing history should be viewed and if Honey Boo Boo, Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, Toddlers and Tiaras, etc... are there, weekly, and your DVR is full of those recordings, then you should lose your right to vote.
 
2012-12-27 09:05:13 AM
If, after reading that article, you say to yourself "hmm, sounds like a fun way to spend an hour" please shoot yourself in the farking face.
 
2012-12-27 09:31:24 AM
The correct grammar is My Babies Mama, like Surgeons General or Courts Martial.

/not really
 
2012-12-27 09:33:20 AM
First case I've heard of of Oxygen dying from a lack of brains
 
2012-12-27 09:39:49 AM
He sounds black
 
2012-12-27 09:49:45 AM

dletter: Is this Antonio Cromartie's show?  Or, at least the show he was trying to get shot down?


I was thinking Shawn Kemp, but Cromatie works too...
 
2012-12-27 09:53:21 AM

Ponzholio: dletter: Is this Antonio Cromartie's show?  Or, at least the show he was trying to get shot down?

I was thinking Shawn Kemp, but Cromatie works too...


Travis Henry would like a word...
 
2012-12-27 09:54:35 AM
Semi-related:

I was forced to endure a marathon of Long Island Medium on Christmas Eve. Almost pulled an Ed Gein.
 
2012-12-27 09:59:40 AM

Zygar: First case I've heard of of Oxygen dying from a lack of brains


Soon to be supplanted by the Lack of Oxygen Network.
 
2012-12-27 10:04:15 AM
i212.photobucket.com

Amateur!
 
2012-12-27 10:09:35 AM
Why is it that all of the intelligent women I know don't go anywhere near anything labeled women's entertainment?

And look, everyone watches bad TV. But there's a difference between bad, guilty-pleasure TV, and actual brain-damaging swill, the kind of shiat you watch because you've run out of paint to huff.
 
2012-12-27 10:10:43 AM
Surprised The Lifetime Channel didn't come up with this idea first.
 
2012-12-27 10:12:19 AM
I don't expect to see any hot women on this show, unless by "hot" women you mean "FARK hot".
 
2012-12-27 10:39:25 AM
 
2012-12-27 10:44:03 AM
Who dat is?

/...That's just my baby's daddy
 
2012-12-27 11:05:13 AM

hasty ambush: Seems to me Feminists and theri progressive allies ave gotten just what they have been asking for:


I ask again: is there a single person with a conservative bent on the internet that can spell? The red, squiggly lines are not some communist plot, people!
 
2012-12-27 11:12:18 AM

safari joe does it again: please don't be black...please don't be black...please don't be black

I also use that mantra when I hear about some idiot-level street crime on the news


This was a funny response......I hope he's not black, but I'm not betting any money on that!
 
2012-12-27 11:35:58 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I guess you just hit a point where they can only garnish all your wages so why not keep not wrapping it up.


I worked with a guy who had 3 ex-wifes and 7 kids. He slept in his car and occasionally in his office. He was basically working to pay alimony and child support. He thought of just quiting, but a judge threatened if he did that things would get worse. How could they get any worse?
 
2012-12-27 11:40:26 AM

robohobo: "Modern" family unit. "Blended" families. Baby mamas.

It's really too bad the apocalypse didn't happen.


It's an old-fashioned, Biblical thing. One man with many. many women and even more children. And, much like Biblical stories, it stinks to be a lesser wife or concubine. And it really stinks to be the children of such women.
 
2012-12-27 11:46:03 AM

MurphyMurphy: penthesilea: My niece's dad could be on that show.  He has 13 kids (that we know of) all by different women.
The only thing that has slowed the one man baby boom down is cancer and he's expected to be dead long before he gets to his 40th birthday.

Sounds like he won the gene game.

Sorry about the your sister being a ho thing.

/the only thing more embarrassing than being a whore is being one of the people that let them into their bed.
//Getting knocked up by one? That's cranking it to 11 and yanking the knob off.
///Well... not that last part. The yanking bit that is,
////because if she'd done that she wouldn't be knocked up! *badum-tis*


My little sister's first husband is also a guy like that. Notice that it was her husband, so no ho-ing there. It wasn't until after they were married that she found out about his other kids (she was 20 and he was 22). He continued to have other kids by other women. My niece has found out about yet another half-sibling just recently. She is 28, and she thinks of her step dad as her real father because he raised her. She has no love for her biological father, and I cannot blame her. My sister never trashed talked about her ex to her daughter. She just let her daughter get to know her biological father.
 
2012-12-27 11:50:52 AM

pacochu: Ponzholio: dletter: Is this Antonio Cromartie's show?  Or, at least the show he was trying to get shot down?

I was thinking Shawn Kemp, but Cromatie works too...

Travis Henry would like a word...


You wonder at some point if there are women who have venn diagrammed more than one of these guys together.
 
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