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(Spiegel)   Watch the mighty buffalo roam across the prairie of...Germany?   (spiegel.de) divider line 6
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2012-12-27 12:07:00 PM
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CheekyMonkey: Aquapope: Also, Mr. Porn Dragon, don't know where your 'nice bison" idea comes from. I tried a couple of times to feed some American Bison with wheat, the first time and beans the second time. Both time they wanted to kill me when I tried to ride them. Could be I was 8 years old and stupid, but you can't prove that.

You have to jerk them off first. Once they are in that post-orgasm haze, you can climb aboard and they'll happily trot around and give you a ride...


Ooh. I'll have to let my nephew know about that. My sister will be so happy with me when he rides around like "Tommy of the Kanza Plains". Though, the way Tommy acts he's going to try jerking them off all on his own. I kid.

Seriously, those farkers ain't cattle.
2012-12-27 05:23:38 AM
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The Krauts have a "North American Indian"/first nations fetish as well...

so this is no surprise.

interesting too , as Americans have a Nazi fetish too! (not the aboriginal first nations though)

how quaint.
2012-12-27 04:57:24 AM
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Great Porn Dragon: Wisent (as in the inspiration for buffalograss vodka) and wisent (or Euro-tatanka) are rather more like woods bison (yes, there are species and subspecies of bison. That live in wooded areas. Pretty much they blazed the Wilderness Trail in Kentucky, and you still see stuff named "buffalo run" and "buffalo trace" and such because there used to be wood bison that lived in KY. :D Now the American wood bison pretty much live in Banff National Park up in Canuckistan.)

Which is to say--a bit smaller, a bit friendlier to living in the woods, and probably every bit as tasty when mixed in a 50/50 ratio with some nice fresh Italian pork sausage and made into meatloaf (or without any mixing for proper "Indian chili" (denoting frybread, not naan--the latter would try to milk the bison and make paneer cheese to mix with chili sauce :D).


You make me want some zubrowka with apple juice now for some reason.
2012-12-27 04:17:53 AM
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Who knew "Rosanne Barr:" was German for 'Roaming Heard-beast'?
Kidding... but I saw a Nature show about Bison in the old Soviet Chernobyl area and they're thriving, as are the wolves, hawks, and other top predators. Great show.

Also, Mr. Porn Dragon, don't know where your 'nice bison" idea comes from. I tried a couple of times to feed some American Bison with wheat, the first time and beans the second time. Both time they wanted to kill me when I tried to ride them. Could be I was 8 years old and stupid, but you can't prove that.
2012-12-27 04:16:29 AM
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so geben Sie mir ein Haus, wo der Büffel rom
2012-12-27 04:00:41 AM
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Can we "Jurassic Park" the aurochs yet?
 
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