CheekyMonkey: Aquapope: Also, Mr. Porn Dragon, don't know where your 'nice bison" idea comes from. I tried a couple of times to feed some American Bison with wheat, the first time and beans the second time. Both time they wanted to kill me when I tried to ride them. Could be I was 8 years old and stupid, but you can't prove that.You have to jerk them off first. Once they are in that post-orgasm haze, you can climb aboard and they'll happily trot around and give you a ride...
Great Porn Dragon: Wisent (as in the inspiration for buffalograss vodka) and wisent (or Euro-tatanka) are rather more like woods bison (yes, there are species and subspecies of bison. That live in wooded areas. Pretty much they blazed the Wilderness Trail in Kentucky, and you still see stuff named "buffalo run" and "buffalo trace" and such because there used to be wood bison that lived in KY. :D Now the American wood bison pretty much live in Banff National Park up in Canuckistan.)Which is to say--a bit smaller, a bit friendlier to living in the woods, and probably every bit as tasty when mixed in a 50/50 ratio with some nice fresh Italian pork sausage and made into meatloaf (or without any mixing for proper "Indian chili" (denoting frybread, not naan--the latter would try to milk the bison and make paneer cheese to mix with chili sauce :D).
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