"The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face" resulted from the Chinese transliteration of "cheddar cheese" - the characters they used for the pronunciation of cheddar mean "car hit". At least they didn't translate "cheese" which they transliterated into "sesame gentleman."

Oh, and the "face" part is because of the PRC's simplified characters.... "wheat/noodles" and "face" use the same character, but traditionally they are different.

The only one that made me LOL was "wild speculation."

TheDirtyNacho: and bob's your uncle

You can't fool me.  I know your hovercraft is completely devoid of eels.

Sittin' down in a restaurant,
Tell the waiter just what you want,
Is that the meat, you wanted to eat?,
How would you ever know?...

Its like my porn tube searches.

I'd like a shoe with cheese on it, force it down my throat, and I want to massage your grandmother