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(Daily Mail)   Everything looks SO good. I'll have the crap eggs, well, chicken herpes, a side of spicy grandma, and for dessert, I'll have chocolate puke. To go   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
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2012-12-26 02:00:46 PM
I'd like a shoe with cheese on it, force it down my throat, and I want to massage your grandmother
 
2012-12-26 02:01:16 PM
Its like my porn tube searches.
 
2012-12-26 02:01:28 PM
Is this an article about Denny's?
 
2012-12-26 02:01:32 PM
and bob's your uncle
 
2012-12-26 02:02:09 PM
Isn't that cute, the Daily Fail found Engrish on the interwebs.

/and we greenlit it...
 
2012-12-26 02:02:45 PM
Not a food item, but a chuckle-worthy translation I spotted in South Korea:

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-26 02:03:16 PM
In before:
"Cream Of Some Young Guy"
/fap
 
2012-12-26 02:04:57 PM
Pardon me nice misters, my happy lucky fun-fun goodyear Engrish is not so beneficial.
 
2012-12-26 02:05:18 PM
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
 
2012-12-26 02:05:57 PM
Eh. When in Rome...
 
2012-12-26 02:07:03 PM
Wild SPeculation: even the health inspector can't figure out what's in our mystery meat!
 
2012-12-26 02:07:33 PM
Tea made from Steve Jobs' tears does sound good...
 
2012-12-26 02:10:44 PM
Mmmmm, spicy grandma. GMILFy goodness
 
2012-12-26 02:11:32 PM
I could really go for a big steaming bowl of 'wild speculation'.
 
2012-12-26 02:11:46 PM
So anyone tasted handheld devices lately?

Does licking my iPad count?
 
2012-12-26 02:12:08 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Sittin' down in a restaurant,
Tell the waiter just what you want,
Is that the meat, you wanted to eat?,
How would you ever know?...
 
2012-12-26 02:12:28 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-12-26 02:12:30 PM
www.expressnightout.com
He'll take all of it, with a side of dump sauce.
 
2012-12-26 02:13:21 PM
Missing from this article:

Crunchy Frog
Ram's Bladder Cup
Cockroach Cluster
Anthrax Ripple
Spring Surprise
 
2012-12-26 02:14:29 PM
"The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face" resulted from the Chinese transliteration of "cheddar cheese" - the characters they used for the pronunciation of cheddar mean "car hit". At least they didn't translate "cheese" which they transliterated into "sesame gentleman."

Oh, and the "face" part is because of the PRC's simplified characters.... "wheat/noodles" and "face" use the same character, but traditionally they are different.
 
2012-12-26 02:15:46 PM
I'll have some spicy grandma with extra wrinkles.
 
2012-12-26 02:16:48 PM

TheDirtyNacho: and bob's your uncle


You can't fool me.  I know your hovercraft is completely devoid of eels.
 
2012-12-26 02:26:13 PM
 
2012-12-26 02:26:14 PM

Nightshade50: Does licking my iPad count?


Only if you bought it before Jobs' demise. Because, you know, he rubbed his nutsack over each and every one before it went out the door.
 
2012-12-26 02:31:09 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Nightshade50: Does licking my iPad count?

Only if you bought it before Jobs' demise. Because, you know, he rubbed his nutsack over each and every one before it went out the door.


The 4s was the ATM edition, it finally killed him.
 
2012-12-26 02:34:11 PM
Sounds like Waffle House to me!
 
2012-12-26 02:36:44 PM
img1.fark.net

At first I
n3t.net

But then I
img.chan4chan.com
 
2012-12-26 02:38:15 PM
Super karate monkey death car?
 
2012-12-26 02:39:40 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

/His Great Device Makes Him Famous.
 
2012-12-26 02:41:50 PM
The fragrance explodes the cowboy bone.
 
2012-12-26 02:42:06 PM
Message received, available ship stands by.
 
2012-12-26 02:42:25 PM
Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-26 02:42:58 PM
Wild speculation: Your guess is as good as ours

Goes well with the mysterious flavor chicken.
 
2012-12-26 02:44:07 PM
And the chicken saliva one was probably referencing spit roasted chicken.

Quite a few of those made sense if you thought about it for half a second.

/used to live in Chinatown
 
2012-12-26 02:44:16 PM
Mmm.. Stir-fried wikipedia.
 
2012-12-26 02:45:21 PM

Majin_Buu: The fragrance explodes the cowboy bone.


More beans Mr. Taggart?
 
2012-12-26 02:48:58 PM
'rise up lights' = razor blades
 
2012-12-26 02:50:40 PM

SirGunslinger: Sounds like Waffle House to me!


YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
 
2012-12-26 02:52:23 PM

here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.


American's havent even mastered the apostrophe.
 
2012-12-26 02:52:32 PM
A: I'll have the crap eggs, well, chicken herpes, a side of spicy grandma, and for dessert, I'll have chocolate puke. To go

Q: How does Bob Sagat order at every drive through before speeding off giggling?
 
2012-12-26 02:56:15 PM
The headline reminds me of a project I had in my seventh grade Spanish Class. Create a menu in Spanish for a restaurant. I went to the library, got a Spanish to English dictionary and added some very interesting menu options. The teacher gave me an F because Jews, non-believers, virgins and gingers are not menu items.
 
2012-12-26 02:59:33 PM

Great Janitor: The headline reminds me of a project I had in my seventh grade Spanish Class. Create a menu in Spanish for a restaurant. I went to the library, got a Spanish to English dictionary and added some very interesting menu options. The teacher gave me an F because Jews, non-believers, virgins and gingers are not menu items.


I don't know that might make for a great menu depending on the location of the... "resturant"
 
2012-12-26 03:06:00 PM
Things like this, or Damn You Autocorrect! never fail to make me laugh uproariously.
 
2012-12-26 03:07:11 PM

assjuice: here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

American's havent even mastered the apostrophe.


I'll put apostrophe's anywhere I goddamned please!!!

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HA!
 
2012-12-26 03:07:34 PM
I've heard that if you have The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face, it won't be long before you need to mambo dogface to the banana patch.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-26 03:11:43 PM
virgins and gingers are not menu items

I had a redheaded virgin girlfriend in high school.
 
2012-12-26 03:18:20 PM

assjuice: here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

American's havent even mastered the apostrophe.


+1
 
2012-12-26 03:31:24 PM
Came for "Bite The Wax Tadpole." Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-12-26 03:43:02 PM

doczoidberg: Is this an article about Denny's?


Came for the Denny's joke; leaving partially-satisfied, partially-nauseated...
 
2012-12-26 03:46:31 PM

here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.


here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.


Damn right. Stupid American's.
 
2012-12-26 03:55:13 PM

here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.


Well, that's kinda fooked up.

/Probably not obscure
 
2012-12-26 04:17:09 PM
We've been ordering from this Chinese place in our area for years, and one day I actually read the back of the menu. It very proudly and boldly states, "We Delivery!!" In like 5 different place. I busted out laughing when I noticed it.

The next time we ordered, I got a fortune cookie that said, "Actions speak louder than talks."

//Uh, ok... If you say so...
 
2012-12-26 04:26:02 PM

Gnarwhal: Pardon me nice misters, my happy lucky fun-fun goodyear Engrish is not so beneficial.


www.festivusweb.com

CARTRIGHT!
 
2012-12-26 04:26:40 PM

here to help: Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.


Sure, no problem!

Appetizers:
Jalepeno poppers 蛤類朋友怕婆
Fried zucchini 腹來得足汽泥
Blooming onion 不禄命恩烟

Main Dish:
Linguini alfredo 林鬼你牙腐肋堕
Chicken Parmesan 雞困怕而没善
Fish and chips 費事焉得七婆死

Desserts:
Ice Cream 愛死苦力母
Tiramisu 踢拉秘書
Chocolate pudding 翹課快樂特普一定
 
2012-12-26 04:26:46 PM
Mmmm...General Tso's Herpes.
 
2012-12-26 04:37:58 PM

HailRobonia: Sure, no problem!

Appetizers:
Jalepeno poppers 蛤類朋友怕婆 = Clams friend afraid woman
Fried zucchini 腹來得足汽泥 = Abdominal come enough steam mud
Blooming onion 不禄命恩烟 = Not Lumingenyan

Main Dish:
Linguini alfredo 林鬼你牙腐肋堕 = Forest ghost your teeth rot rib falling
Chicken Parmesan 雞困怕而没善 = Chicken trapped afraid and did good
Fish and chips 費事焉得七婆死 = Auntie death thing cost seven 焉得

Desserts:
Ice Cream 愛死苦力母 = Coolie mother love death
Tiramisu 踢拉秘書 = Kick pull Secretary
Chocolate pudding 翹課快樂特普一定 = The skipped school happy Trapp certain


lol... google translate!1
 
2012-12-26 04:39:50 PM
hmmm must be a slow not-news day
 
2012-12-26 04:45:42 PM

here to help: HailRobonia: Sure, no problem!

Appetizers:
Jalepeno poppers 蛤類朋友怕婆 = Clams friend afraid woman
Fried zucchini 腹來得足汽泥 = Abdominal come enough steam mud
Blooming onion 不禄命恩烟 = Not Lumingenyan

Main Dish:
Linguini alfredo 林鬼你牙腐肋堕 = Forest ghost your teeth rot rib falling
Chicken Parmesan 雞困怕而没善 = Chicken trapped afraid and did good
Fish and chips 費事焉得七婆死 = Auntie death thing cost seven 焉得

Desserts:
Ice Cream 愛死苦力母 = Coolie mother love death
Tiramisu 踢拉秘書 = Kick pull Secretary
Chocolate pudding 翹課快樂特普一定 = The skipped school happy Trapp certain

lol... google translate!1


The google translate gnomes did a pretty good job of my Chibberish (Chinese gibberish). I am particularly proud of my kick pull secretary and fish and chips (I was going for "waste time and thus achieving the death of seven grannies")
 
2012-12-26 04:45:56 PM
The only one that made me LOL was "wild speculation."
 
2012-12-26 04:49:04 PM

HailRobonia: The google translate gnomes did a pretty good job of my Chibberish (Chinese gibberish). I am particularly proud of my kick pull secretary and fish and chips (I was going for "waste time and thus achieving the death of seven grannies")


It all sounds delicious to me. I'd eat at your restaurant.

;-)
 
2012-12-26 04:53:01 PM

jigger: The only one that made me LOL was "wild speculation."


Is it because you were beat up by an eggplant when you were a child? Maybe you laughed because you are secretly the Lindbergh baby. Or perhaps you are addicted to zum (a street drug made out of expired Sweet n Lo and windex). There's also the chance you thought it was funny because you are a Psyontologist (a cult religion founded by L. Sprague de Camp).
 
2012-12-26 05:21:48 PM

ko_kyi: I'd like a shoe with cheese on it, force it down my throat, and I want to massage your grandmother


Oh, sounds like Steve Martin but its been so long I can' tell what album it was from...Perhaps, "let's get small"?
 
2012-12-26 05:41:29 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Nightshade50: Does licking my iPad count?

Only if you bought it before Jobs' demise. Because, you know, he rubbed his nutsack over each and every one before it went out the door.


Sweet because I bought mine spring of last year!
 
2012-12-26 06:00:27 PM
"Seasonal fruit plate"? What the fark is that?!
 
2012-12-26 06:02:19 PM

steklo: Oh, sounds like Steve Martin but its been so long I can' tell what album it was from...Perhaps, "let's get small"?


I think that is right
 
2012-12-26 06:32:21 PM

Great Janitor: The headline reminds me of a project I had in my seventh grade Spanish Class. Create a menu in Spanish for a restaurant. I went to the library, got a Spanish to English dictionary and added some very interesting menu options. The teacher gave me an F because Jews, non-believers, virgins and gingers are not menu items.


share2aware.com
 
2012-12-26 07:02:49 PM
Any Farkers with kids wanna have some fun, feed 'em corned beef hash and tell 'em it's dog food.
 
2012-12-26 07:14:45 PM
Chicken Chow Mein
胡同猫用面条
 
2012-12-26 08:14:28 PM
dnrtfa' but I'm guessing from the headline' and the Daily Stale link' that it is' a resturant review' of a popular Britland resturant' and it was as good' as it gets on that soggey island.

When you learn to speak proper english' we'll teach how to make good' food.
 
2012-12-26 08:25:56 PM
Roadkill Cafe's covered, so have this:

www.sinfest.net
 
2012-12-26 09:26:42 PM

gas giant: here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Well, that's kinda fooked up.

/Probably not obscure


+1

saw 'em on that tour when i was 15, met en esch and martin atkins, and got smoked up. changed my life.
 
x23
2012-12-26 09:34:26 PM

gas giant: here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Well, that's kinda fooked up.

/Probably not obscure


if you think that is fooked up... well... welcome to mexico asshole.
 
2012-12-27 11:10:42 AM
I'm so glad the Steve Martin reference was right at the start of the thread. Also, kudos for the SinFest reference.
 
2012-12-27 01:05:54 PM

here to help: assjuice: here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

American's havent even mastered the apostrophe.

I'll put apostrophe's anywhere I goddamned please!!!

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HA!


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