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(Daily Mail)   Everything looks SO good. I'll have the crap eggs, well, chicken herpes, a side of spicy grandma, and for dessert, I'll have chocolate puke. To go   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
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2012-12-26 02:00:46 PM  
I'd like a shoe with cheese on it, force it down my throat, and I want to massage your grandmother
 
2012-12-26 02:01:16 PM  
Its like my porn tube searches.
 
2012-12-26 02:01:28 PM  
Is this an article about Denny's?
 
2012-12-26 02:01:32 PM  
and bob's your uncle
 
2012-12-26 02:02:09 PM  
Isn't that cute, the Daily Fail found Engrish on the interwebs.

/and we greenlit it...
 
2012-12-26 02:02:45 PM  
Not a food item, but a chuckle-worthy translation I spotted in South Korea:

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-26 02:03:16 PM  
In before:
"Cream Of Some Young Guy"
/fap
 
2012-12-26 02:04:57 PM  
Pardon me nice misters, my happy lucky fun-fun goodyear Engrish is not so beneficial.
 
2012-12-26 02:05:18 PM  
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
 
2012-12-26 02:05:57 PM  
Eh. When in Rome...
 
2012-12-26 02:07:03 PM  
Wild SPeculation: even the health inspector can't figure out what's in our mystery meat!
 
2012-12-26 02:07:33 PM  
Tea made from Steve Jobs' tears does sound good...
 
2012-12-26 02:10:44 PM  
Mmmmm, spicy grandma. GMILFy goodness
 
2012-12-26 02:11:32 PM  
I could really go for a big steaming bowl of 'wild speculation'.
 
2012-12-26 02:11:46 PM  
So anyone tasted handheld devices lately?

Does licking my iPad count?
 
2012-12-26 02:12:08 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Sittin' down in a restaurant,
Tell the waiter just what you want,
Is that the meat, you wanted to eat?,
How would you ever know?...
 
2012-12-26 02:12:28 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-12-26 02:12:30 PM  
www.expressnightout.com
He'll take all of it, with a side of dump sauce.
 
2012-12-26 02:13:21 PM  
Missing from this article:

Crunchy Frog
Ram's Bladder Cup
Cockroach Cluster
Anthrax Ripple
Spring Surprise
 
2012-12-26 02:14:29 PM  
"The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face" resulted from the Chinese transliteration of "cheddar cheese" - the characters they used for the pronunciation of cheddar mean "car hit". At least they didn't translate "cheese" which they transliterated into "sesame gentleman."

Oh, and the "face" part is because of the PRC's simplified characters.... "wheat/noodles" and "face" use the same character, but traditionally they are different.
 
2012-12-26 02:15:46 PM  
I'll have some spicy grandma with extra wrinkles.
 
2012-12-26 02:16:48 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: and bob's your uncle


You can't fool me.  I know your hovercraft is completely devoid of eels.
 
2012-12-26 02:26:13 PM  
 
2012-12-26 02:26:14 PM  

Nightshade50: Does licking my iPad count?


Only if you bought it before Jobs' demise. Because, you know, he rubbed his nutsack over each and every one before it went out the door.
 
2012-12-26 02:31:09 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Nightshade50: Does licking my iPad count?

Only if you bought it before Jobs' demise. Because, you know, he rubbed his nutsack over each and every one before it went out the door.


The 4s was the ATM edition, it finally killed him.
 
2012-12-26 02:34:11 PM  
Sounds like Waffle House to me!
 
2012-12-26 02:36:44 PM  
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At first I
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But then I
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2012-12-26 02:38:15 PM  
Super karate monkey death car?
 
2012-12-26 02:39:40 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

/His Great Device Makes Him Famous.
 
2012-12-26 02:41:50 PM  
The fragrance explodes the cowboy bone.
 
2012-12-26 02:42:06 PM  
Message received, available ship stands by.
 
2012-12-26 02:42:25 PM  
Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-26 02:42:58 PM  
Wild speculation: Your guess is as good as ours

Goes well with the mysterious flavor chicken.
 
2012-12-26 02:44:07 PM  
And the chicken saliva one was probably referencing spit roasted chicken.

Quite a few of those made sense if you thought about it for half a second.

/used to live in Chinatown
 
2012-12-26 02:44:16 PM  
Mmm.. Stir-fried wikipedia.
 
2012-12-26 02:45:21 PM  

Majin_Buu: The fragrance explodes the cowboy bone.


More beans Mr. Taggart?
 
2012-12-26 02:48:58 PM  
'rise up lights' = razor blades
 
2012-12-26 02:50:40 PM  

SirGunslinger: Sounds like Waffle House to me!


YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
 
2012-12-26 02:52:23 PM  

here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.


American's havent even mastered the apostrophe.
 
2012-12-26 02:52:32 PM  
A: I'll have the crap eggs, well, chicken herpes, a side of spicy grandma, and for dessert, I'll have chocolate puke. To go

Q: How does Bob Sagat order at every drive through before speeding off giggling?
 
2012-12-26 02:56:15 PM  
The headline reminds me of a project I had in my seventh grade Spanish Class. Create a menu in Spanish for a restaurant. I went to the library, got a Spanish to English dictionary and added some very interesting menu options. The teacher gave me an F because Jews, non-believers, virgins and gingers are not menu items.
 
2012-12-26 02:59:33 PM  

Great Janitor: The headline reminds me of a project I had in my seventh grade Spanish Class. Create a menu in Spanish for a restaurant. I went to the library, got a Spanish to English dictionary and added some very interesting menu options. The teacher gave me an F because Jews, non-believers, virgins and gingers are not menu items.


I don't know that might make for a great menu depending on the location of the... "resturant"
 
2012-12-26 03:06:00 PM  
Things like this, or Damn You Autocorrect! never fail to make me laugh uproariously.
 
2012-12-26 03:07:11 PM  

assjuice: here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

American's havent even mastered the apostrophe.


I'll put apostrophe's anywhere I goddamned please!!!

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HA!
 
2012-12-26 03:07:34 PM  
I've heard that if you have The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face, it won't be long before you need to mambo dogface to the banana patch.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-26 03:11:43 PM  
virgins and gingers are not menu items

I had a redheaded virgin girlfriend in high school.
 
2012-12-26 03:18:20 PM  

assjuice: here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

American's havent even mastered the apostrophe.


+1
 
2012-12-26 03:31:24 PM  
Came for "Bite The Wax Tadpole." Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-12-26 03:43:02 PM  

doczoidberg: Is this an article about Denny's?


Came for the Denny's joke; leaving partially-satisfied, partially-nauseated...
 
2012-12-26 03:46:31 PM  

here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.


here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.


Damn right. Stupid American's.
 
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