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		Everything looks SO good. I'll have the crap eggs, well, chicken herpes, a side of spicy grandma, and for dessert, I'll have chocolate puke. To go (dailymail.co.uk)		74
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ko_kyi		2012-12-26 02:00:46 PM

I'd like a shoe with cheese on it, force it down my throat, and I want to massage your grandmother

LarryDan43		2012-12-26 02:01:16 PM

Its like my porn tube searches.

doczoidberg		2012-12-26 02:01:28 PM

Is this an article about Denny's?

TheDirtyNacho		2012-12-26 02:01:32 PM

and bob's your uncle

Mog32Kupo		2012-12-26 02:02:09 PM

Isn't that cute, the Daily Fail found Engrish on the interwebs.

/and we greenlit it...

Heamer		2012-12-26 02:02:45 PM

Not a food item, but a chuckle-worthy translation I spotted in South Korea:

img.photobucket.com

ChipNASA		2012-12-26 02:03:16 PM

In before:
"Cream Of Some Young Guy"
/fap

Gnarwhal		2012-12-26 02:04:57 PM

Pardon me nice misters, my happy lucky fun-fun goodyear Engrish is not so beneficial.

moops		2012-12-26 02:05:18 PM

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

born_yesterday		2012-12-26 02:05:57 PM

Eh. When in Rome...

cgraves67		2012-12-26 02:07:03 PM

Wild SPeculation: even the health inspector can't figure out what's in our mystery meat!

Cryoteck		2012-12-26 02:07:33 PM

Tea made from Steve Jobs' tears does sound good...

Smeggy Smurf		2012-12-26 02:10:44 PM

Mmmmm, spicy grandma. GMILFy goodness

Louisiana_Sitar_Club		2012-12-26 02:11:32 PM

I could really go for a big steaming bowl of 'wild speculation'.

Nightshade50		2012-12-26 02:11:46 PM

So anyone tasted handheld devices lately?

Does licking my iPad count?

What_Would_Jimi_Do		2012-12-26 02:12:08 PM

Sittin' down in a restaurant,
Tell the waiter just what you want,
Is that the meat, you wanted to eat?,
How would you ever know?...

Gnarwhal		2012-12-26 02:12:28 PM

LeroyBourne		2012-12-26 02:12:30 PM

He'll take all of it, with a side of dump sauce.

Ctrl-Alt-Del		2012-12-26 02:13:21 PM

Missing from this article:

Crunchy Frog
Ram's Bladder Cup
Cockroach Cluster
Anthrax Ripple
Spring Surprise

HailRobonia		2012-12-26 02:14:29 PM

"The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face" resulted from the Chinese transliteration of "cheddar cheese" - the characters they used for the pronunciation of cheddar mean "car hit". At least they didn't translate "cheese" which they transliterated into "sesame gentleman."

Oh, and the "face" part is because of the PRC's simplified characters.... "wheat/noodles" and "face" use the same character, but traditionally they are different.

uncleacid		2012-12-26 02:15:46 PM

I'll have some spicy grandma with extra wrinkles.

ciberido		2012-12-26 02:16:48 PM

TheDirtyNacho: and bob's your uncle

You can't fool me. I know your hovercraft is completely devoid of eels.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-12-26 02:26:13 PM

The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face:

Sounds like an item from the Roadkill Cafe.
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://blog.roadtrippers.com/wp-c on tent/uploads/2011/12/funny-pictures-road-kill-cafe-dMp.jpeg&imgrefurl= http://blog.roadtrippers.com/weird-state-laws/funny-pictures-road-kill -cafe-dmp/&h=578&w=450&sz=48&tbnid=OWQa5tF_kv1hAM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=70&pre v=/search%3Fq%3Droadkill%2Bcafe%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=roadki ll+cafe&usg=__wAUyaxXI0Hm6OFDjVQO_vGajXMg=&docid=ThJ1OIYcvnMCRM&hl=en& sa=X&ei=IU_bUIzWE8eE2QWytYHwAw&ved=0CDQQ9QEwAQ&dur=96

YouPeopleAreCrazy		2012-12-26 02:26:14 PM

Nightshade50: Does licking my iPad count?

Only if you bought it before Jobs' demise. Because, you know, he rubbed his nutsack over each and every one before it went out the door.

UsikFark		2012-12-26 02:31:09 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Nightshade50: Does licking my iPad count?

Only if you bought it before Jobs' demise. Because, you know, he rubbed his nutsack over each and every one before it went out the door.

The 4s was the ATM edition, it finally killed him.

SirGunslinger		2012-12-26 02:34:11 PM

Sounds like Waffle House to me!

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-12-26 02:36:44 PM

At first I
n3t.net

But then I
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar		2012-12-26 02:38:15 PM

Super karate monkey death car?

tricycleracer		2012-12-26 02:39:40 PM

/His Great Device Makes Him Famous.

Majin_Buu		2012-12-26 02:41:50 PM

The fragrance explodes the cowboy bone.

Evil Mackerel		2012-12-26 02:42:06 PM

Message received, available ship stands by.

here to help		2012-12-26 02:42:25 PM

Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

ZAZ		2012-12-26 02:42:58 PM

Wild speculation: Your guess is as good as ours

Goes well with the mysterious flavor chicken.

here to help		2012-12-26 02:44:07 PM

And the chicken saliva one was probably referencing spit roasted chicken.

Quite a few of those made sense if you thought about it for half a second.

/used to live in Chinatown

mgshamster		2012-12-26 02:44:16 PM

Mmm.. Stir-fried wikipedia.

Smeggy Smurf		2012-12-26 02:45:21 PM

Majin_Buu: The fragrance explodes the cowboy bone.

More beans Mr. Taggart?

muzzrphochr		2012-12-26 02:48:58 PM

'rise up lights' = razor blades

jehovahs witness protection		2012-12-26 02:50:40 PM

SirGunslinger: Sounds like Waffle House to me!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

assjuice		2012-12-26 02:52:23 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar		2012-12-26 02:52:32 PM

A: I'll have the crap eggs, well, chicken herpes, a side of spicy grandma, and for dessert, I'll have chocolate puke. To go

Q: How does Bob Sagat order at every drive through before speeding off giggling?

Great Janitor		2012-12-26 02:56:15 PM

The headline reminds me of a project I had in my seventh grade Spanish Class. Create a menu in Spanish for a restaurant. I went to the library, got a Spanish to English dictionary and added some very interesting menu options. The teacher gave me an F because Jews, non-believers, virgins and gingers are not menu items.

SirGunslinger		2012-12-26 02:59:33 PM

Great Janitor: The headline reminds me of a project I had in my seventh grade Spanish Class. Create a menu in Spanish for a restaurant. I went to the library, got a Spanish to English dictionary and added some very interesting menu options. The teacher gave me an F because Jews, non-believers, virgins and gingers are not menu items.

I don't know that might make for a great menu depending on the location of the... "resturant"

DjangoStonereaver		2012-12-26 03:06:00 PM

Things like this, or Damn You Autocorrect! never fail to make me laugh uproariously.

here to help		2012-12-26 03:07:11 PM

assjuice: here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

American's havent even mastered the apostrophe.

I'll put apostrophe's anywhere I goddamned please!!!

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HA!

LionHound		2012-12-26 03:07:34 PM

I've heard that if you have The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face, it won't be long before you need to mambo dogface to the banana patch.

ZAZ		2012-12-26 03:11:43 PM

virgins and gingers are not menu items

I had a redheaded virgin girlfriend in high school.

lethological_lassie		2012-12-26 03:18:20 PM

DaAlien		2012-12-26 03:31:24 PM

Came for "Bite The Wax Tadpole." Leaving disappointed.

CheekyMonkey		2012-12-26 03:43:02 PM

doczoidberg: Is this an article about Denny's?

Came for the Denny's joke; leaving partially-satisfied, partially-nauseated...

CheekyMonkey		2012-12-26 03:46:31 PM

here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

Damn right. Stupid American's.

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