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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   Scarlett Johansson looks for more challenging roles like being your girlfriend   (post-gazette.com) divider line 80
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2012-12-26 01:32:01 PM
Nothing says "serious actress" quite like nude roles. Lots and lots of nude roles.
 
2012-12-26 01:32:52 PM
Challengeaccepted.jpg
 
2012-12-26 01:34:23 PM
Let's get this party started right!

www.nextmovie.com
 
2012-12-26 01:37:12 PM
I appreciate her more challenging roles.

www.iwanttobeacoppola.com
 
2012-12-26 01:40:20 PM
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
 
2012-12-26 01:42:21 PM
What a coincidence, I'm currently accepting applications for the girl friend position
 
2012-12-26 01:42:55 PM
An incredible edible ass NSFW of course...
to the guy who got ten years in prison so we could see this. Totally worth it dude!!!
 
2012-12-26 01:43:29 PM
That'd be one heck of a challenge.....
 
2012-12-26 01:44:49 PM
Nah. Once she gets old and ugly I'd have to talk to her. I'll take not so good looking now but a hell of a lot smarter
 
2012-12-26 01:52:08 PM
celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2012-12-26 01:52:11 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nah. Once she gets old and ugly I'd have to talk to her. I'll take not so good looking now but a hell of a lot smarter


How many women--or men--does this NOT apply to?
Jeez, that's why there are trade-ins.
 
2012-12-26 01:58:00 PM

Brick-House: [celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x900]


Still looks better than your girlfriend, I'm sure.
 
2012-12-26 02:01:36 PM

blue_2501: Brick-House: [celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x900]

Still looks better than your girlfriend, I'm sure.


Is that picture supposed to be an insult?

/love that body
 
2012-12-26 02:03:52 PM
www.celebritystomach.com
 
2012-12-26 02:04:49 PM

thecpt: blue_2501: Brick-House: [celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x900]

Still looks better than your girlfriend, I'm sure.

Is that picture supposed to be an insult?

/love that body


Nope, I would eat that ass till I found corn...

/I like corn
 
2012-12-26 02:05:15 PM
I wouldn't reject her. I do like her with darker hair, because it brings out her eyes.
 
2012-12-26 02:07:23 PM
I will gladly be her next Canadian.

/We are awesome.
 
2012-12-26 02:15:40 PM

Profedius: I wouldn't reject her. I do like her with darker hair, because it brings out her eyes.


But how can we remember what she looks like with darker hair?
 
2012-12-26 02:24:58 PM
Being my girlfriend would be harder given how much I farking slap her around.

/takes a drink
 
2012-12-26 02:25:24 PM
I'd let her touch my penis.
 
2012-12-26 02:30:39 PM
I'd give her a roll.
 
2012-12-26 02:33:28 PM
She was actually pretty good in 'We Bought A Zoo', amazingly enough.
 
2012-12-26 02:42:50 PM
I would never date Scarlett Johansson because once we had sex it would be so good for her that she would get all obsessed with me. Then she would be demanding sex from me all the time and that would really cut down on my video game playing. So I'm really dodging a bullet by not having sex with Scarlett Johansson
 
2012-12-26 02:44:19 PM
She could be my girlfriend, and I can guarantee that my wife would be 100% a-ok with that. Even more if she was mine AND my wife's girlfriend.
 
2012-12-26 02:44:52 PM
As a Navy buddy of mine used to say, "I'd suck the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the car that drove her to work this morning!"

/yeah he's a sick fark
 
2012-12-26 02:47:24 PM

douchebag/hater: She was actually pretty good in 'We Bought A Zoo', amazingly enough.


I got bored sitting at my wife's Ex's' house waiting to pick up my stepsons and caught about half of that movie. Caught the other have 3-4 weeks later. That isn't the piece of shiat I thought it was going to be at all, I have to admit.
 
2012-12-26 02:47:34 PM
I wouldn't give her the time of day.

I don't wear a watch.

Anything else, I'm up for it.
 
2012-12-26 02:48:43 PM
I got something challenging for her, RIGHT HERE....

Heh heh heh heh....
 
ecl
2012-12-26 02:49:26 PM

spelletrader: As a Navy buddy of mine used to say, "I'd suck the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the car that drove her to work this morning!"

/yeah he's a sick fark


That's the kind of saying someone who sucked off a dog would come up with. TSWWT.
 
2012-12-26 03:01:25 PM

Mikey1969: douchebag/hater: She was actually pretty good in 'We Bought A Zoo', amazingly enough.

I got bored sitting at my wife's Ex's' house waiting to pick up my stepsons and caught about half of that movie. Caught the other have 3-4 weeks later. That isn't the piece of shiat I thought it was going to be at all, I have to admit.


There's a ringing endorsement. "We Bought a Zoo: It's no the piece of shiat you think it is at all."
 
2012-12-26 03:15:48 PM

NeoCortex42: Mikey1969: douchebag/hater: She was actually pretty good in 'We Bought A Zoo', amazingly enough.

I got bored sitting at my wife's Ex's' house waiting to pick up my stepsons and caught about half of that movie. Caught the other have 3-4 weeks later. That isn't the piece of shiat I thought it was going to be at all, I have to admit.

There's a ringing endorsement. "We Bought a Zoo: It's no the piece of shiat you think it is at all."


Hey, I'm a natural...

Everyone else can call it a 'lighthearted romp', or a 'fun family feel good movie', but I answered the ACTUAL question people ask: 'Is this something watered down family friendly crap that has all of the depth of an Eddie Murphy flick from the last 15 years'?

/Don't include Bowfinger in the lame Eddie Murphy shiat, and at least Tower Heist wasn't a "family" movie, so there's that.
 
2012-12-26 03:17:02 PM

lasercannon: I would never date Scarlett Johansson because once we had sex it would be so good for her that she would get all obsessed with me. Then she would be demanding sex from me all the time and that would really cut down on my video game playing. So I'm really dodging a bullet by not having sex with Scarlett Johansson


yeah, no one needs an overly attached girlfriend.

cdn0.dailydot.com
 
2012-12-26 03:19:29 PM

Brick-House: An incredible edible ass NSFW of course...
to the guy who got ten years in prison so we could see this. Totally worth it dude!!!


Who else is disappointed he didn't release everything he had before he got caught?

/Mila Kunis FTL... :(
 
2012-12-26 03:26:09 PM
I've always thought she's just sorta meh.  So many more tasty fish in the sea.  I've done better and I've definately done worst but she's just sorta meh.
 
2012-12-26 03:26:19 PM
I can't keep up with the mod's rules: is the open sweater picture forbidden here or is it acceptable this week?
 
2012-12-26 03:33:42 PM

I rite gud: I can't keep up with the mod's rules: is the open sweater picture forbidden here or is it acceptable this week?


Well, we already got the "Lost in Translation" ass shot, so go ahead... if we don't hear from you for a couple days, we'll know it's not alright.
 
2012-12-26 03:46:28 PM

stupiddream: I've always thought she's just sorta meh.  So many more tasty fish in the sea.  I've done better and I've definately done worst but she's just sorta meh.


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2012-12-26 03:46:48 PM

frepnog: lasercannon: I would never date Scarlett Johansson because once we had sex it would be so good for her that she would get all obsessed with me. Then she would be demanding sex from me all the time and that would really cut down on my video game playing. So I'm really dodging a bullet by not having sex with Scarlett Johansson

yeah, no one needs an overly attached girlfriend.

[cdn0.dailydot.com image 270x200]


I'll take her.
 
2012-12-26 03:59:10 PM
Jessica Simpson has some challenging rolls.
 
2012-12-26 04:02:18 PM

LonMead: I rite gud: I can't keep up with the mod's rules: is the open sweater picture forbidden here or is it acceptable this week?

Well, we already got the "Lost in Translation" ass shot, so go ahead... if we don't hear from you for a couple days, we'll know it's not alright.


I'll risk it

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-26 04:05:31 PM

DSF6969:

I'll risk it

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


Also:

bossip.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-26 04:06:33 PM

thecpt: blue_2501: Brick-House: [celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x900]

Still looks better than your girlfriend, I'm sure.

Is that picture supposed to be an insult?

/love that body


The ripples of the water reflection make it look like she has amazing old lady cottage cheese ass and thighs.

But it's mostly reflection.
 
2012-12-26 04:09:05 PM

DSF6969: LonMead: I rite gud: I can't keep up with the mod's rules: is the open sweater picture forbidden here or is it acceptable this week?

Well, we already got the "Lost in Translation" ass shot, so go ahead... if we don't hear from you for a couple days, we'll know it's not alright.

I'll risk it

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


Fortune favors the bold.

Or the foolish... I can never remember.
 
2012-12-26 04:10:20 PM
This one is probably a photoshop, but it is a damn good one.

NSFW
 
2012-12-26 04:15:14 PM

spelletrader: As a Navy buddy of mine used to say, "I'd suck the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the car that drove her to work this morning!"

/yeah he's a sick fark


well at least he didnt say he would suck the fart out of her butt and hold it in like a bong hit.
 
2012-12-26 04:15:26 PM
So far so good. Lets have some fun

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.savemefromboredom.com

cdn01.dailycaller.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
iamnoisy.com
 
2012-12-26 04:25:15 PM

stupiddream: I've done better


Shouldn't you be at the gym?
 
2012-12-26 04:29:27 PM
You people that think you'd all have chance with her are a bunch of creepy stalkers. I'm sure that she does not appriciate your crass comments.

/Scarlett stalks ME
 
2012-12-26 04:30:17 PM
"as Maggie in another American classic, Tennessee Williams' "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. sad that.

she's a bra advert that was lucky enough to get in a few movies.

if she's looking for something "challenging" with more "scope" she should try rinsing her mouth while climbing Everest.

/can't do an accent
//her "range" says "radar" on it
///idiot
 
2012-12-26 04:39:46 PM

stupiddream: I've done better...


Liar.

(Unless you have the pics to prove it, then all is forgiven)
 
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