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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Libraries are the new hot spots for bedbugs to infest. It kind of makes you think twice about having sex in one of the back aisles   (startribune.com) divider line 46
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2012-12-26 10:20:03 AM  
You got rats on the west side, bedbugs uptown. What a mess this town's in tatters
 
2012-12-26 10:23:00 AM  
No, it doesn't.

I have no idea why that's always been a fantasy. But wow, that's a weird one now that I think about it.
 
2012-12-26 10:23:31 AM  
Good thing libraries are almost entirely obsolete.
 
2012-12-26 10:23:56 AM  
No, no it doesn't subby. You are just a prude and/or a germaphobe.

I'd have sex in a river shiat just so I could toss my wife's salad one more time.
 
2012-12-26 10:25:18 AM  

Cymbal: No, no it doesn't subby. You are just a prude and/or a germaphobe.

I'd have sex in a river shiat just so I could toss my wife's salad one more time.


Syrup or Jelly?
 
2012-12-26 10:25:57 AM  
Sex in the back aisle? Nope. How about a hand job behind the referrence desk?
 
2012-12-26 10:28:59 AM  
Librarian thread?
 
2012-12-26 10:29:03 AM  
I worked in my college library for years and not once did I catch anyone getting it on.
 
2012-12-26 10:29:44 AM  
This has nothing at all to do with the urban outdoorsmen camping out inside the libraries during the day, right?

My local library system banned smoking not just inside but everywhere on their properties. Interesting how you don't see as many people hanging out there anymore.
 
2012-12-26 10:30:16 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Good thing libraries are almost entirely obsolete.


Whoa whoa whoa right there funny man. My kids, and many other parents use the library as an *invaluable* resource to browse books for their kids. In addition to just sitting down and reading with them, there is little better than watching the kids walk through the library looking for a book they might be interested in.

My child now has a kindle and reads from it, but still visits and checks out e-books from the library.

Public libraries will likely never be obsolete. They may not always have stacks and stacks of paper bound books, but they will always be needed.
 
2012-12-26 10:30:45 AM  

kroonermanblack: No, it doesn't.

I have no idea why that's always been a fantasy. But wow, that's a weird one now that I think about it.


It's not the sex in public part that's exciting, but rather the threat of getting caught that can really get you off.

Not that I know about such things of course.

/no bedbugs on my kindle
 
2012-12-26 10:30:46 AM  
www.tacolord.com
 
2012-12-26 10:30:52 AM  
The library a my university was rated, at the time, by Playboy as one of the top ten pick-up spots in the US. Always got a kick out of watching the pretty people dress and pose around the second floor.
 
2012-12-26 10:32:05 AM  
aware
 
2012-12-26 10:32:07 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I worked in my college library for years and not once did I catch anyone getting it on.


We heard you coming, so we came and left.
 
2012-12-26 10:32:38 AM  

ChipNASA: Cymbal: No, no it doesn't subby. You are just a prude and/or a germaphobe.

I'd have sex in a river shiat just so I could toss my wife's salad one more time.

Syrup or Jelly?


Syrup please, I'm not a communist.
 
2012-12-26 10:32:49 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I worked in my college library for years and not once did I catch anyone getting it on.


When I was at university there was a serial shoe rapist prowling the library. Being a guy, I never took my shoes off while studying there, but for a while neither were the Ladies.

Don't know if they ever caught the person in question.
 
2012-12-26 10:35:19 AM  

StrikitRich: Rev. Skarekroe: I worked in my college library for years and not once did I catch anyone getting it on.

When I was at university there was a serial shoe rapist prowling the library. Being a guy, I never took my shoes off while studying there, but for a while neither were the Ladies.

Don't know if they ever caught the person in question.


What?

Did he, like, leave jizz in their shoes or something?
 
2012-12-26 10:35:38 AM  

StrikitRich: Rev. Skarekroe: I worked in my college library for years and not once did I catch anyone getting it on.

When I was at university there was a serial shoe rapist prowling the library. Being a guy, I never took my shoes off while studying there, but for a while neither were the Ladies.

Don't know if they ever caught the person in question.


Raped shoes? Or used shoes to rape? Huge difference.
 
2012-12-26 10:36:46 AM  
*falls asleep on massive pile of stolen shoes*
 
2012-12-26 10:38:37 AM  
What the hell is wrong with that guy's feet? Their positioning just seems bizzare. The pant legs also look like they're different colors. Are there two people in that picture?

I think I need more coffee.
 
2012-12-26 10:43:49 AM  

doczoidberg: StrikitRich: Rev. Skarekroe: I worked in my college library for years and not once did I catch anyone getting it on.

When I was at university there was a serial shoe rapist prowling the library. Being a guy, I never took my shoes off while studying there, but for a while neither were the Ladies.

Don't know if they ever caught the person in question.

What?

Did he, like, leave jizz in their shoes or something?


Yep.
 
2012-12-26 10:44:35 AM  

ChipNASA: Cymbal: No, no it doesn't subby. You are just a prude and/or a germaphobe.

I'd have sex in a river shiat just so I could toss my wife's salad one more time.

Syrup or Jelly?


Depends on what she ate the night before.

/Wait, what are we talking about again?
 
2012-12-26 10:45:53 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Good thing libraries are almost entirely obsolete.


Not true.
 
2012-12-26 10:47:47 AM  
My library is infested with layers, it is not pretty.
 
2012-12-26 10:47:53 AM  

StrikitRich: Rev. Skarekroe: I worked in my college library for years and not once did I catch anyone getting it on.

When I was at university there was a serial shoe rapist prowling the library. Being a guy, I never took my shoes off while studying there, but for a while neither were the Ladies.

Don't know if they ever caught the person in question.


He was never caught but found a job where that kind of behavior fit in. He is now known as Congressman
 
2012-12-26 10:48:48 AM  
I read that as liberals are the new hotspot for bedbugs to infest and immediately started wondering how they could tell.

/I need a break from the politics tab.
 
2012-12-26 10:50:36 AM  

Gunny Highway: My library is infested with layers, it is not pretty.


You got chickens in your library?
 
2012-12-26 10:51:27 AM  
So people commonly removed their shoes at the library and leave them unattended long enough to be spooged in?
 
2012-12-26 10:54:28 AM  

sloshed_again: Gunny Highway: My library is infested with layers, it is not pretty.

You got chickens in your library?


Lawyers. Chicken? No. Chicken shiat? Yes.

/doy
 
2012-12-26 10:58:45 AM  

Cheron: The library a my university was rated, at the time, by Playboy as one of the top ten pick-up spots in the US. Always got a kick out of watching the pretty people dress and pose around the second floor.


you went to Boston University .. I take it.. I had sex in the Mugar library ...
 
2012-12-26 11:01:17 AM  
Lawyers! That's worse than chickens. Try rattlesnakes. Only defense against lawyers.
 
2012-12-26 11:06:17 AM  

sloshed_again: Lawyers! That's worse than chickens. Try rattlesnakes. Only defense against lawyers.


I will try to work that into the budget.
 
2012-12-26 11:06:48 AM  
An infestation in the library? Count the shadows...

www.bbc.co.uk

Hey, who turned out the lights?
 
2012-12-26 11:10:04 AM  
Libraries are the new hot spots for bedbugs to infest. It kind of makes you think twice about having sex in one of the back aisles

s7.postimage.org
 
2012-12-26 11:19:39 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Rev. Skarekroe: I worked in my college library for years and not once did I catch anyone getting it on.

We heard you coming, so we came and left.


that sound was him peering through the shelf from an adjacent aisle ;)
 
2012-12-26 11:46:22 AM  
Not new. 20+ years ago I spent a week doing research in a Library of Congress periodical room. There was a regular crew of homeless people who sat and read papers all day long. On day 4 the room was shut down for a few days for fumigation, lice, bed bugs, something gross.
 
2012-12-26 11:48:07 AM  
Despondent:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-26 12:19:19 PM  
My local library was shut down for a month or so due to bedbugs and the resulting renovation & restocking. The book swap shelves at the municipal building were permanently taken down as a precaution. We don't have a homeless problem but that's irrelevant. Bedbugs re freaking everywhere now. I had them 2 years ago (I travel a LOT for my job, so it was only a matter of time) and it was a nightmare.
 
2012-12-26 12:29:04 PM  
Getting it on in a college library is a requirement.

Bed bugs are proof that there is no god only the spawn of satan.
 
2012-12-26 12:49:17 PM  
You mean to tell me that bedbugs reside where homeless people hang out?


Obviously this means we need to make more them more welcome in public places.
 
2012-12-26 01:31:21 PM  

thebpem: Getting it on in a college library is a requirement.

Bed bugs are proof that there is no god only the spawn of satan.


Yeah in college it was one of the few places you could get any peace and quiet. God forbid you had a loud moaner or a screamer with you.
 
2012-12-26 01:50:18 PM  
Considering my local library system goes out of their way to be a daytime flop house for homeless people, not surprising at all.

Just remove all carpet and non-steel seating (or just remove the seating).
 
2012-12-26 02:08:25 PM  
Fark, I am disappoint.

So much potential for a hot librarian thread wasted.

Carry on.
 
2012-12-26 06:50:34 PM  
How can homeless people have bedbugs if they have no beds?
 
2012-12-27 05:03:23 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: So people commonly removed their shoes at the library and leave them unattended long enough to be spooged in?


They have to use the restroom, and sometimes don't put their shoes on when they go. Sound weird? I worked in a university library for a while, and a couple having a stand-up knee-trembler in the back stacks was nothing. (I wish that camera phones had been a thing back then, though, otherwise I could have made a nice chunk of change from snapping a few candids, then inviting the indiscreet couple to test the daily withdrawal limits of their ATM cards.) The grad students with private or semi-private carrels were the worst, as I'd find dirty underwear and used condoms in them. The men's restroom in the basement had the campus glory hole, and only the dumbest or most in-denial freshman believed that it was staffed by sorority pledges as part of their initiation, especially as there was sometimes as long of a line for the catcher's stall as there was for the pitcher's.

The problem probably would have been worse if there hadn't been a story--could be an urban legend, but it's oddly plausible--that there was a guy who would prowl around the more isolated carrels in the back of the library (this was a pretty big library), looking for long-haired women who were taking a brief nap with their heads down and their hair fanning out across their backs, and spooge into their hair. Of course, he was never caught; the theory was that he went into the bathroom and jerked off until he was close to coming, then move up behind his victim and finish himself off before running away. Of course, with their customary sensitivity toward sexual assault and the feelings of victims, some undergrads wouldn't tell someone that she had a shining rope of jism in her hair, but let her find out after she'd put on her coat or walked out where everyone could see it. A couple of jokers even put egg white in eye droppers to simulate the effect. Could be true.

Me, I limited my libidinal library pursuits to finding the dirtiest books in the collection that I could, at least the ones that didn't have pages stuck together. Ah, school days.
 
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