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(The Daily Beast)   The Daily Beast proclaims what we Farkers have known all along - that Florida is America's craziest state (warning: slide show)   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 25
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2012-12-26 08:58:11 AM  
arguments could be made for arizona or texas... but, yeah, florida has it hands-down.

/in florida as we speak...
 
2012-12-26 09:33:34 AM  
Ooh starts off with Treyvon Martin.  DRINK!
 
2012-12-26 11:19:37 AM  
Meh,
FAILS without a 40 page slideshow.
 
2012-12-26 11:19:42 AM  
I prefer to think of Florida as America's Mordor.
 
2012-12-26 11:20:58 AM  
Whaddaya mean there's no Santa
 
2012-12-26 11:23:06 AM  
Clearwater must raise the average a lot.
 
2012-12-26 11:23:06 AM  
It's also home to my crazy ex-gf, who is also crazy hot (per Instagram and FB).

/why did I ever dump her? Oh yeah, never stick your d*ck in crazy.
 
2012-12-26 11:24:36 AM  
I like it here in the capitol.  I wish more good music would make it here, but other than that Tally is a pretty cool place to live.

/Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-12-26 11:24:56 AM  
They seem to have left out Butthole Tattoo Girl, and that is just unacceptable.
 
2012-12-26 11:26:19 AM  

stupiddream: I like it here in the capitol.  I wish more good music would make it here, but other than that Tally is a pretty cool place to live.

/Haters gonna hate.


not to mention all the lovely fsu darlings.....
 
2012-12-26 11:30:07 AM  
Meh. Article just shows the tip of the iceberg.
 
2012-12-26 11:31:34 AM  

your average maint. man: stupiddream: I like it here in the capitol.  I wish more good music would make it here, but other than that Tally is a pretty cool place to live.

/Haters gonna hate.

not to mention all the lovely fsu darlings.....


What do you think the tomahawk chop is all about anyway, ;-) ?   Go Noles!
 
2012-12-26 11:37:05 AM  
It's crazy everywhere--I live in the state of Gov. Chinchilla Brain Cozy--but there are degrees. I would never live in Florida. Or Texas. Or Arizona.
 
2012-12-26 11:42:40 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: It's also home to my crazy ex-gf, who is also crazy hot (per Instagram and FB).

/why did I ever dump her? Oh yeah, never stick your d*ck in crazy.


Pics or she doesn't exist!
 
2012-12-26 11:58:43 AM  
Hey! We resemble that remark.
 
2012-12-26 12:09:44 PM  
Why did a picture of cops man handling a 4ft boa constrictor make it into the very first slide?

/not impressed
 
2012-12-26 12:10:11 PM  
I live in Florida. Its everything it says on the tin and more.

Make quick runs to the grocery, service stores, work, and Taco Bus. Otherwise, pretend there is a curfew. The crazies are everywhere.


/Florida thread advice: stay safe inside with FARK.
/once saw a man urinate all over himself laying down on the side of the road at a stop light. At 3 in the afternoon.
 
2012-12-26 12:18:47 PM  
Got to love how they are still using a seven year old photo of Trayvon Martin. When Zimmerman is acquitted they'll run that too.
 
2012-12-26 12:50:18 PM  
And this is the website that will adopt Newsweek?

I weep.
 
2012-12-26 01:11:03 PM  
Every other state provides the lunatics who think they will have a better life here, and if they do go homeless the chances from freezing to death are much less. They normally ending up bring the whole dysfunctional extended family along. After selling their assets and moving here for the better cost of living, adjusting for a few years to the lower income, many realize they don't have the money to move back north again. Was born here, have watched the population grow exponentially, rarely meet other natives anymore. That's my theory.
 
2012-12-26 01:58:46 PM  

ChipNASA: FAILS without a 40 page slideshow.


In any case, here's the deslidified version.
 
2012-12-26 03:56:18 PM  
Dissapointed, thought it said Daily Breast.
 
2012-12-26 05:13:15 PM  
Arizona demands a recount
 
2012-12-26 05:19:48 PM  
It's where all the old people go to waste away and all the young people go to party, of course Florida is nuts.
 
2012-12-27 11:13:12 AM  
I'm pretty sure Chuck Shepherd has know this for more than 20 years. You'll note that Florida shows up rather disproportionately in his column.
 
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