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(WorldNetDaily)   Biggest lie of 2012? That Benghazi is not a scandal. This is progress people - at least they're no longer harping about birth certificates   (wnd.com) divider line 411
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2012-12-26 09:17:30 AM  
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2012-12-26 09:19:38 AM  
i just drove down to florida this weekend. about an hour or so south of atlanta, there is still a huge billboard that says, "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE" and is signed by WND. it made me very happy.
 
2012-12-26 09:19:42 AM  
Exploiting the dead isn't an improvement
 
2012-12-26 09:27:06 AM  
I was going to post Sexy Pinkie Pie in a Chicken Suit, but this seems more appropriate to the amount of farking the right has done to it.

cdn.ientry.com
 
2012-12-26 09:37:42 AM  
I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.
 
2012-12-26 09:38:24 AM  

FlashHarry: i just drove down to florida this weekend. about an hour or so south of atlanta, there is still a huge billboard that says, "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE" and is signed by WND. it made me very happy.


Exactly. Let's ask Sheriff Joe and his BFF Joseph Farah about the birth certificate.
 
2012-12-26 09:41:47 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.


You have been VERY VERY naughty for questioning the adults at WorldNetDaily! If you don't just nod and say Yes Sir, and go to your room young man, you're going to get a very harsh spanking!
 
2012-12-26 09:43:07 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.


It was the coverup. They did such a good job though, we'll never know what they were hiding.
 
2012-12-26 09:51:41 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.


the president is black.
 
2012-12-26 09:54:46 AM  
Is it a long form scandal?
 
2012-12-26 10:03:36 AM  

BronyMedic: SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.

You have been VERY VERY naughty for questioning the adults at WorldNetDaily! If you don't just nod and say Yes Sir, and go to your room young man, you're going to get a very harsh spanking!


This got me cracking up. Well played, sir.
 
2012-12-26 10:21:32 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.


Some people got killed and might not have had things gone differently.  Therefore Obama is bad.

FlashHarry: the president is black.


In other words, this.
 
2012-12-26 10:27:20 AM  

nekom: SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.

Some people got killed and might not have had things gone differently.  Therefore Obama is bad.


Nonono, Obama wanted the attack to happen, therefore he deliberately held back a rescue force so that America could appear weak in the face of Islamic terrorists because he's a muslim and is giving America over to Sharia and Kenya will soon invade Alabama and make us all communists.
 
2012-12-26 10:41:25 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.


A scandal is something that black, brown or female people do that makes old white males pee themselves because it reminds them that black, brown or female people are in charge.

Good luck in 2014, GOP morons.
 
2012-12-26 10:43:59 AM  
Aw, geez. Not another Slurpee thread.
 
2012-12-26 10:48:54 AM  
The reason that Benghazi is a scandal is because Ambassador Stevens had received the official Barack Hussein Obama birth certificate from Kenya and was going to the press with it. Obama had sent his private body guards (just as Bill Clinton had done in Waco) to get that document. Some say that Obama was there himself, shooting at the Convoy.  But they were too late, here is the original birth cerificate that couldn't be suppressed by the liberal media or hidden by the bodyguards.
 
2012-12-26 10:52:33 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: The reason that Benghazi is a scandal is because Ambassador Stevens had received the official Barack Hussein Obama birth certificate from Kenya and was going to the press with it. Obama had sent his private body guards (just as Bill Clinton had done in Waco) to get that document. Some say that Obama was there himself, shooting at the Convoy.  But they were too late, here is the original birth cerificate that couldn't be suppressed by the liberal media or hidden by the bodyguards.


Pfft and posh. Balderdash, even. Here's the real McCoy:

i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-26 11:01:09 AM  
IT'S STILL NOT A SCANDAL TO ME, DAMMIT!
 
2012-12-26 11:09:08 AM  
One of my closest friends--let's call him "Milhouse"--wants to know if Benghazi is a scandal yet.
 
2012-12-26 11:09:09 AM  

make me some tea: Nonono, Obama wanted the attack to happen, therefore he deliberately held back a rescue force so that America could appear weak in the face of Islamic terrorists because he's a muslim and is giving America over to Sharia and Kenya will soon invade Alabama and make us all communists.


That figures.  Heh, that rascal, Obama!

In all seriousness, the incident isn't `nothing' and probably did prompt a review of our embassy security, but if the right thinks THIS is what's going to take down the Obama administration, sorry guys this is total weaksauce.
 
2012-12-26 11:17:43 AM  

make me some tea: nekom: SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.

Some people got killed and might not have had things gone differently.  Therefore Obama is bad.

Nonono, Obama wanted the attack to happen, therefore he deliberately held back a rescue force so that America could appear weak in the face of Islamic terrorists because he's a muslim and is giving America over to Sharia and Kenya will soon invade Alabama and make us all communists.


You know what's sad? I know you're being deliberately absurd, but there's nothing in your post that hasn't actually been said by the talk radio crowd. Well, maybe not the "invade Alabama" part.
 
2012-12-26 11:21:10 AM  
static.selfdeprecate.com
 
2012-12-26 11:22:34 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-26 11:24:18 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [25.media.tumblr.com image 850x582]


So its a gay porn thread, then?
 
2012-12-26 11:24:34 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.


It took one week to come out with the truth. That's seven days and that's terrible. Also Obama lied and called it an Act Of Terror when it was in reality a Terrorist Act. Lastly when Hillary was to speak about the above atrocities, she "accidentally" fell down and got a very convenient concussion.

Is that clear enough for you?
 
2012-12-26 11:25:01 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.


Don't worry, one of our resident Righty Apologists will be in shortly to explain it to you through a series of half-truths, fact-ignoring, and good ol' fashioned condescension.

/the condescension helps hide the fact that it's a worthless argument!
//also expect to be called a "lib" or "shill" because childish nicknames are part of adult arguing.
 
2012-12-26 11:26:04 AM  
"Not a scandal?!" Why, it's just as bad a scandal as Fast & Furious was!!!
 
2012-12-26 11:26:19 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-26 11:26:34 AM  

nekom: make me some tea: Nonono, Obama wanted the attack to happen, therefore he deliberately held back a rescue force so that America could appear weak in the face of Islamic terrorists because he's a muslim and is giving America over to Sharia and Kenya will soon invade Alabama and make us all communists.

That figures.  Heh, that rascal, Obama!

In all seriousness, the incident isn't `nothing' and probably did prompt a review of our embassy security, but if the right thinks THIS is what's going to take down the Obama administration, sorry guys this is total weaksauce.


Yep, probably the biggest "scandal" of all of this. By turning this whole thing into a circus they have actually limited the potential learning benefits from this event. This event could have been a lesson in bad security and proper procedures, instead it turned into an event in media relations. This entire scandal breaks down to "You didn't say the right words at the right time to the media, thus you are bad.".
 
2012-12-26 11:27:19 AM  
I read Fark pretty regularly but I seem to have missed the origins of the "70's pic of skinny guys pretending to have guts" photo meme related to this topic.

Can someone please elaborate?
 
2012-12-26 11:28:02 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [25.media.tumblr.com image 850x582]


I don't get why this pic gets posted on threads like this .. 4 white guys showing their bellys? I don't get it.
 
2012-12-26 11:29:53 AM  
This is the most ridiculously contrived "scandal" since the jackass Truthers. And these are the same people who don't think there was anything wrong with our invasion of Iraq for completely false reasons or that all the embassies attacked under Bush is "just talking about old shiat".

It's comical, is what it is.
 
2012-12-26 11:30:32 AM  
Even conservatives don't think it's a scandal.

But by all means, keep trying to run off the Andrew Sullivans. Next you'll run off the David Frums, then possibly even the George Wills.
 
2012-12-26 11:31:59 AM  
img.photobucket.com
www.seraphicpress.com
www.nowtheendbegins.com

There is quite a lot of derp out there. I think I'll stay in.
 
2012-12-26 11:32:51 AM  

LarryDan43: SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.

It took one week to come out with the truth. That's seven days and that's terrible. Also Obama lied and called it an Act Of Terror when it was in reality a Terrorist Act. Lastly when Hillary was to speak about the above atrocities, she "accidentally" fell down and got a very convenient concussion.

Is that clear enough for you?


If you're trying to be funny, it doesn't work because you can't say anything so farked up that someone somewhere doesn't genuinely believe it so that type of humor just doesn't work anymore.
 
2012-12-26 11:35:18 AM  

rtaylor92: I read Fark pretty regularly but I seem to have missed the origins of the "70's pic of skinny guys pretending to have guts" photo meme related to this topic.

Can someone please elaborate?


Don't worry about it, it is just thread jacking from the apologists. Just think about it as a combination white flag and blinders.
 
2012-12-26 11:35:52 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.


Mitt Romney lost the election.
 
2012-12-26 11:35:54 AM  
Watch out for Biggest Lie of 2013: That Benghazi not being a scandal wasn't itself a scandal.
 
2012-12-26 11:36:03 AM  

rtaylor92: I read Fark pretty regularly but I seem to have missed the origins of the "70's pic of skinny guys pretending to have guts" photo meme related to this topic.

Can someone please elaborate?


One of the guys is Ben Gazzara.
 
2012-12-26 11:36:06 AM  

AeAe: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [25.media.tumblr.com image 850x582]

I don't get why this pic gets posted on threads like this .. 4 white guys showing their bellys? I don't get it.


Navel gazing. Its an expression.
 
2012-12-26 11:36:21 AM  

halfof33: rtaylor92: I read Fark pretty regularly but I seem to have missed the origins of the "70's pic of skinny guys pretending to have guts" photo meme related to this topic.

Can someone please elaborate?

Don't worry about it, it is just thread jacking from the apologists. Just think about it as a combination white flag and blinders.


Do you know something the rest of us dont? What did your Fox News intelligence briefing tell you?
 
2012-12-26 11:36:38 AM  

FlashHarry: SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.

the president is black.


*The president is a Democrat
 
2012-12-26 11:36:46 AM  

Mugato: LarryDan43: SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.

It took one week to come out with the truth. That's seven days and that's terrible. Also Obama lied and called it an Act Of Terror when it was in reality a Terrorist Act. Lastly when Hillary was to speak about the above atrocities, she "accidentally" fell down and got a very convenient concussion.

Is that clear enough for you?

If you're trying to be funny, it doesn't work because you can't say anything so farked up that someone somewhere doesn't genuinely believe it so that type of humor just doesn't work anymore.


QFT. Poe's Law has become the law of the land.
 
2012-12-26 11:36:55 AM  
It was a terroristical attack perpetrated by far-left jihadistist islamisististists.

/"Act of Terror." Pfft. Wrong order, not nearly enough "ists," Fartbongo. You suck.
 
2012-12-26 11:37:28 AM  

halfof33: rtaylor92: I read Fark pretty regularly but I seem to have missed the origins of the "70's pic of skinny guys pretending to have guts" photo meme related to this topic.

Can someone please elaborate?

Don't worry about it, it is just thread jacking from the apologists. Just think about it as a combination white flag and blinders.


We should listen to this guy. He's an expert on being an apologist, thread jacking, and having on blinders.
 
2012-12-26 11:39:09 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm sorry. What exactly IS the scandal again? Could someone explain it to me as if I were a small child.


Darrell Issa and his Republicronies voted to slash funding for embassy security, and when the inevitable happened soon after, they pointed to the nearest black Democrats and screeched "THEY DID IT" like an eight-year-old boy smashing a glass vase, while simultaneously still bragging about how the funding cuts.

/Oh, wait...
//But seriously, there should be more of an outrage over that.
 
2012-12-26 11:39:21 AM  

jake_lex: rtaylor92: I read Fark pretty regularly but I seem to have missed the origins of the "70's pic of skinny guys pretending to have guts" photo meme related to this topic.

Can someone please elaborate?

One of the guys is Ben Gazzara.


Jackie Treehorn treats scandals like Benghazi.
 
2012-12-26 11:40:45 AM  
WND screens their posts or I'd be having a complete blast in there.

Never have I seen such a crop so ripe for trolling.

Want to go into a gun control thread and say, "they will only take weapons from people that you wouldn't trust with them anyway, like birthers, homophobes and young-earth creationists", just to watch the result.
 
2012-12-26 11:40:53 AM  
A page in and our Genocide-touting buddy and his cohorts aren't here yet? They must still be fapping to their framed Reagan picture they got for Xmas.
 
2012-12-26 11:41:35 AM  
Fluorescent Testicle: ... while simultaneously still bragging about how the funding cuts.

/FTFM.
//I don't know, how does the funding cut?
 
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