Bit'O'Gristle: Penis:SPOONPLASTIC ZIP TIEFORKSORNAMENT"PIECE OF TIMBER"PENSODA CAN POP TOPNONONONONONONONONONONO....
peasants_are_revolting: A Terrible Human: peasants_are_revolting: Ooo or this one: White 82YOM PLACED DRINKING GLASS IN RECTUM FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES AND GLASS BROKE. UNABLE TO REMOVE.I've already seen that video and it looked unpleasant to say the least./One guy,one jar.//Scar your mind forever.Yeah, someone made me watch it. Pretty horrific. Our take on it was that it was intentional though.
rocinante721: Pretty sure rectums it's "rectae"
swangoatman: 911Jenny: Zero children and a ginormous bedpost.[i1.kym-cdn.com image 100x100]But only IF you give consent and your safety word is "stop".
peasants_are_revolting: Guys, if you want some real laughs/shudders, go to the actual database. There are plenty of funny ones they missed, such as this one:White 82YOM STUCK A PEPPERONI IN RECTUM WITH A PENCILFOREIGN BODY RECTUM
TheHappyCanadian: Muta: 911Jenny: A BEDPOST?!?!?I can't even....Check out motherless to see how it works.no way, Motherless is full of "incest" and poo
cgraves67: Grave_Girl: cgraves67: "STUCK TOY IN RECTUM AND BROKE OFF, SAW MOM INSERT TAMPON AND MIMICKED"I'm sure that makes for awkward family gatherings. I don't know what's worse, the lack of boundaries that lead to the initial observation or the errant attempt to mimic.Once you become a mom, it becomes exponentially more difficult to go to the bathroom by yourself. (You'd think all home bathrooms have locks. You would be wrong. Also, they're not that hard to pick.)Arkanaut: rocinante721: Pretty sure rectums it's "rectae"Recta. If the singular was already "recta" then it would be "rectae", but it isn't.Bears repeating.I have a little one at home myself and I get that, but they reach a certain age then you teach them about privacy and boundaries.
turbocucumber: Reminds me of a certain modified wooden toilet roller.
somedude210: Wasilla Hillbilly: [wmbriggs.com image 400x399]why would you want an inverted rectum?also, who know that pig rectums had bones?
littlett's: BronyMedic: Suuuuure you did, buddy. And your pants just HAPPENED to be around your ankles at the time, right? I guess all that water-based lube made the floor extra slippery.I use the lube to put on my leather pants. I guess I must have grabbed the towel rack on the way down.
Uncle Tractor: "FRENCH BREAD"
Generation_D: Vagina:"PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING"
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