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(Deadspin)   So, what did we get stuck in our rectums in 2012? The year in review   (deadspin.com) divider line 210
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2012-12-26 10:59:09 PM  

BronyMedic: littlett's: BronyMedic: ...

To be fair, an anally inserted towel rack which perforated out the other side of the abdomen was the first impaled object I had ever seen. Kid got startled by mom and fell back onto a tile floor.


Having only the information presented about your call, I hope that some red flags were raised for you.
 
2012-12-27 12:37:26 AM  

buttery_shame_cave: cyberspacedout: Couldn't the French bread have been expelled from the rectum naturally? Just give the man a mild laxative, and wait for him to pinch off a loaf.

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Haha, thanks. Hadn't seen that one before.
 
2012-12-27 02:52:26 AM  
rectum?  damn near killed em!
 
2012-12-27 04:49:27 AM  
"PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING"

As a person who has been at times involved in health care - we don't believe you. Who do you think you're fooling? And since we know you're lying anyway how about you just tell the truth? We are going to laugh at you behind your back either way.

No, sir, the deodorant cap did not get stuck in your rectum when you accidentally sat on it. You were sodomising yourself with the wrong end of the cannister and it came loose. Man up and admit it (and buy a dildo).

Do tell us again how you were supposedly fully clothed when you went through the glass dining table, while we pull the glass splinters out of your arse.

/Makes a nice change from the amputated limbs, overdoses, suicide attempts, and vicious assaults
 
2012-12-27 08:24:53 AM  

Mutt Farkinov: Having only the information presented about your call, I hope that some red flags were raised for you.


*snickers*

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2012-12-27 09:16:30 AM  

911Jenny: TheHappyCanadian: Muta: 911Jenny: A BEDPOST?!?!?

I can't even....

Check out motherless to see how it works.

no way, Motherless is full of "incest" and poo

Ooo. Good lookin' out. I mean I understand how it happens as far as Tab A inserts into Slot B....

But I'm looking at my bedpost and thinking there's no effing way, not in a million years, not with all the lube in the world.


Boys, we got a fresh one here...............
 
2012-12-27 09:18:42 AM  

Brick-House: Some Politician had an idea in 2012

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The lightbulb one dates back to Thomas Edison. Someone needs to find and repost the picture of the Lobster...... that was epic.....
 
2012-12-27 09:39:50 AM  
 
2012-12-28 01:57:31 AM  
Very little of this surprises me. I mean - you don't have to be into the stuff to know people do it. Nothing is worse than when I'm looking for some nice video of some girl being spanked by a nun in the bdsm tab and seeing pictures of a vagina bleeding full of needles or some dudes wanger with a finger in it.

Isn't there some way to separate porn from the porn where people are mutilateing their genitals? I don't mind if your into it but sometimes it shows up unexpectedly and kinda squicks my boner away.
 
2012-12-28 04:41:16 AM  

mikefinch: Very little of this surprises me. I mean - you don't have to be into the stuff to know people do it. Nothing is worse than when I'm looking for some nice video of some girl being spanked by a nun in the bdsm tab and seeing pictures of a vagina bleeding full of needles or some dudes wanger with a finger in it.

Isn't there some way to separate porn from the porn where people are mutilateing their genitals? I don't mind if your into it but sometimes it shows up unexpectedly and kinda squicks my boner away.


Unless you want to make your penis detach itself and run away, don't look for the porn with the chick putting a hamster in her cootch.
 
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