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(Local10 WPLG)   Thieves steal Mary and Joseph from nativity scene, decide not to mess with the Jesus   (local10.com) divider line 19
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2012-12-26 10:17:55 AM
Was probably a Korean Jesus
 
2012-12-26 10:19:11 AM
And thus began the legend of Batman.
 
2012-12-26 10:20:27 AM
One time when I was a teenager, my friend and I stole a baby Jesus from a nativity scene, and placed it in the  middle of a busy road.

It was about 3 AM, and we hid behind some nearby trees to see what happened. The first car to come along was driven by a woman who stopped, got out of her car, and placed baby Jesus on the side of the road. Then, she shouted in our general direction (couldn't see us, but figured we were out there) that what we were doing was dangerous, and could lead to someone getting killed.

It's odd how that thought hadn't occurred to me until that moment. I felt ashamed.

We ended up leaving Babby Jebus on some random person's front porch instead.
 
2012-12-26 10:22:15 AM
That's because he's a pederist dude
 
2012-12-26 10:24:10 AM

MayoBoy: Was probably a Korean Jesus


Hey! stop farking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shiat!
 
2012-12-26 10:25:19 AM
That's because he was nailed down.
 
2012-12-26 10:26:43 AM
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2012-12-26 10:28:17 AM
Wooden Jesus where are you from
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan
But I didn't know it was the Holy Land
But I believe from the minute the check left my hand
I pray

Can I be saved
I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
 
2012-12-26 10:38:38 AM
lemurs: That's because he was nailed down.

Ho, ho, ho... full point.
 
2012-12-26 10:40:27 AM
Was it a plastic Jesus?

/got my Mojo
 
2012-12-26 10:42:28 AM
Why couldn't they just pose the Wise Men behind the sheep and donkeys to make it look like they're having an animal orgy like normal people.
 
2012-12-26 10:58:11 AM
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2012-12-26 11:05:27 AM
This had rekindled my lack of interest.
 
2012-12-26 11:11:07 AM
it really tied the room together
 
2012-12-26 12:35:59 PM
Maybe Mary & Joe just finally decided to have some "alone time" after the cheating scandal.
 
2012-12-26 01:53:10 PM
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He'd just fly away.
 
2012-12-26 04:49:20 PM
Well, if these were the ones who stole Jesus last year, they're just completing the set, right?
 
2012-12-26 05:54:29 PM

phlegmmo:


Bravo! Just... Bravo!
 
2012-12-26 06:03:42 PM

twomutts: phlegmmo:

Bravo! Just... Bravo!


Not mine, but too good not to post it.
 
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