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(Wilmington Star News)   Andruw Jones・ジョーンズの妻 クリスマスの日に暴行 の容疑で逮捕された。   (starnewsonline.com) divider line 32
    More: Dumbass, Andruw Jones, battery charging, Atlanta Braves, center fielder, Pacific League, Rakuten Golden Eagles  
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2012-12-26 01:28:59 AM  
Okay, that got me interested. This site :  http://blog.livedoor.jp/yakiusoku/archives/53860398.html  had this,
Rakuten breaking new alien], Andrew Jones arrested on suspicion of assault

so, I am thinking subby has had way too much sake
 
2012-12-26 09:12:33 AM  
No. Andruw had too much Sake. And then he gave it to his wife.
 
2012-12-26 09:20:11 AM  
This had to have been unintentional. He hasn't made solid contact with anything he was actually trying to hit for years.
 
2012-12-26 09:22:55 AM  
For non-Japanese speakers:

"Andruw Jones arrested on charges of assaulting his wife on Christmas Day".
 
2012-12-26 09:28:57 AM  
How many swings did he need before he made contact?
 
2012-12-26 09:29:00 AM  
What's the Japanese connection?
 
2012-12-26 09:38:37 AM  
According to the police report, Jones swung and missed twice before finally landing a blow
 
2012-12-26 09:54:31 AM  

bborchar: For non-Japanese speakers:

"Andruw Jones arrested on charges of assaulting his wife on Christmas Day".


Well, unless I'm missing a character in the headline, I would say it reads that Jones's wife was arrested for assault on Christmas day. It should be:
アンドリュー・ジョーンズ、クリスマスの日に妻への暴行の容疑で逮捕された
 
2012-12-26 09:59:19 AM  

doglover: What's the Japanese connection?


Jones recently signed to play ball in Japan.
 
2012-12-26 10:00:23 AM  

doglover: What's the Japanese connection?


He recently signed a contract with a Japanese team.

/it's a stretch, but whatever
/not subby
 
2012-12-26 10:12:36 AM  
I see subby's Japanese ability is on par with Google translate.
 
2012-12-26 10:16:55 AM  
odd for maximum trollage shouldnt the author of the article used 'former yankee'?

/my god man the lols... think of the lols
 
2012-12-26 10:23:39 AM  

Schmee: doglover: What's the Japanese connection?

Jones recently signed to play ball in Japan.


Mistero Basebaru.

/free mustache rides
 
2012-12-26 10:37:36 AM  
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How many points is that?
 
2012-12-26 10:38:30 AM  

No Catchy Nickname: bborchar: For non-Japanese speakers:

"Andruw Jones arrested on charges of assaulting his wife on Christmas Day".

Well, unless I'm missing a character in the headline, I would say it reads that Jones's wife was arrested for assault on Christmas day. It should be:
アンドリュー・ジョーンズ、クリスマスの日に妻への暴行の容疑で逮捕された


I didn't notice the initial lack of the postposition after tsuma, thank you :)
 
2012-12-26 10:42:16 AM  
Poor Rudolph gave his wife a red nose on Christmas
 
2012-12-26 11:06:38 AM  
If she would have just stayed 1 to 2 feet outside of his reach area, she could have tired him out.
 
2012-12-26 11:33:27 AM  
Jim Rome Spelling Bee Champion Andruw Jones.

//all i got
 
2012-12-26 11:46:03 AM  
A prime example of PED use.
 
2012-12-26 11:49:00 AM  

spelletrader: A prime example of PED use.


lol
 
2012-12-26 11:50:52 AM  
ちんこ
 
2012-12-26 12:20:36 PM  
God, I remember when he was the next big thing
 
2012-12-26 12:48:55 PM  

thisiszombocom: ちんこ


いっぱいおっぱい
 
2012-12-26 01:59:41 PM  
Wait, so he's going to Japan? Was he tired of us pointing out that he's turning into a latter day Kingman or Foster?
 
2012-12-26 02:10:07 PM  
content.internetvideoarchive.com

*APPROVES*
 
2012-12-26 02:34:42 PM  
He must have hated his Christmas presents.
 
2012-12-26 03:19:26 PM  
BATTER UP!
 
2012-12-26 03:22:57 PM  
Nicole Jones is extremely attractive and sweet, and I've met Andruw...he's really nice. Hopefully this is some fluke that blew out of proportion, but sigh probably isn't.
 
2012-12-26 04:44:38 PM  

Schmee: This had to have been unintentional. He hasn't made solid contact with anything he was actually trying to hit for years.


Yes, but he's the only player ever to draw a walk off of a one-armed catcher pitching. (That game was 12.5 years ago.. already? Wow.)
 
2012-12-26 05:23:02 PM  

ISO15693: Schmee: This had to have been unintentional. He hasn't made solid contact with anything he was actually trying to hit for years.

Yes, but he's the only player ever to draw a walk off of a one-armed catcher pitching. (That game was 12.5 years ago.. already? Wow.)


Love the John Rocker quote in that linked article....
 
2012-12-26 10:17:58 PM  

havocmike: Jim Rome Spelling Bee Champion Andruw Jones.

//all i got


OOOH! OOOH! ME KNOW! ME KNOW!
 
2012-12-27 12:18:13 AM  
This qualifies Mrs. Jones for a starring role on "Real Housewives of Atlanta".
 
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