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(The Leaf Chronicle)   Two smoking hot babes arrested for cooking up a meth lab in a motel. Go ahead click that link and tempt fate   (theleafchronicle.com) divider line 206
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2012-12-26 12:28:34 AM
You know, not so bad, especially for meth-heads.
 
2012-12-26 12:30:40 AM
Aw, matching shirts.
 
2012-12-26 12:32:01 AM
Well anything is better than fat really...
 
2012-12-26 01:01:58 AM

violentsalvation: Aw, matching shirts.


Prison-issued due to being arrested while wearing beer and jizz-stained tube tops?
 
2012-12-26 01:11:57 AM
The secret is squinting and defocusing the eyes before clicking.
 
2012-12-26 01:24:38 AM

bob_ross: Well anything is better than fat really...


wow, judge much ?
Anyhow, the blonde reminds me of someone. Kinda like one of the girls from roseanne. And the brunette- i could swear the she was on the craig ferguson show 3 weeks ago.

I would say something snarky, but I think they have enough problems as it is.
 
2012-12-26 02:06:33 AM

TuteTibiImperes: You know, not so bad, especially for meth-heads.


yeah. the fresh picked scabs are kinda hot.
 
2012-12-26 02:08:51 AM

calbert: [cmsimg.theleafchronicle.com image 544x396]

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x371]


dammit. well done.
 
2012-12-26 02:31:07 AM
A search of the vehicle turned up two syringes, various pills, a package of small plastic bags and numerous batteries

Batteries!?!? Hanging's too good for 'em!

/seriously, wtf?
 
2012-12-26 03:49:47 AM

fusillade762: A search of the vehicle turned up two syringes, various pills, a package of small plastic bags and numerous batteries

Batteries!?!? Hanging's too good for 'em!

/seriously, wtf?


we both know that you know the answer to that .
 
2012-12-26 04:05:45 AM
Not as pretty as they are young
 
2012-12-26 04:37:33 AM
Sonofab... I gambled, and lost. Like sharting, I guess.
 
2012-12-26 06:09:39 AM

alienated: fusillade762: A search of the vehicle turned up two syringes, various pills, a package of small plastic bags and numerous batteries

Batteries!?!? Hanging's too good for 'em!

/seriously, wtf?

we both know that you know the answer to that .


04.images.fireden.net
 
2012-12-26 06:38:16 AM
Eyebleach, you motherfarkers, how does it work?  I ain't got all day.
 
2012-12-26 06:43:11 AM
A search of the vehicle turned up two syringes, various pills, a package of small plastic bags and numerous batteries

Which of these did the dog 'hit' on?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-26 07:02:57 AM
Left is kind of cute. Right needs a caption.

/desperate
 
2012-12-26 08:18:24 AM
Not "hot," really, but they aren't hideous ditch pigs, either.
 
2012-12-26 08:47:10 AM
Harry Patel, an employee at the motel since 2007, said no previous meth labs had been found on the property.

1.bp.blogspot.com

"PATEL?"
 
2012-12-26 09:36:06 AM
img.photobucket.com

And when you tell us to go ahead and click that's nothing more than

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-26 09:39:37 AM

TuteTibiImperes: You know, not so bad, especially for meth-heads.


They're 18 and 20.
 
2012-12-26 10:10:14 AM
That Dasher is no Vixen.
 
2012-12-26 10:11:24 AM

SurfaceTension: TuteTibiImperes: You know, not so bad, especially for meth-heads.

They're 18 and 20.


This.... 18 and 20 shouldn't look like that.  That is "eh, ok" for 30-35 and this is your mug shot photo.  They keep going down this road they will be ROUGH by 30.
 
2012-12-26 10:33:49 AM

Sgt Otter: alienated: fusillade762: A search of the vehicle turned up two syringes, various pills, a package of small plastic bags and numerous batteries

Batteries!?!? Hanging's too good for 'em!

/seriously, wtf?

we both know that you know the answer to that .

[04.images.fireden.net image 310x173]


Can somebody clue me in on the whole battery significance?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-26 10:56:19 AM
AbbeySomeone

Lead-acid batteries, I assume, rather than D cells. Sulfuric acid can be used in meth production.
 
2012-12-26 10:56:27 AM
A search of the vehicle turned u p. . . numerous batteries.

Sadly, that's all that remained of the boyfriends.
 
2012-12-26 11:02:20 AM

TuteTibiImperes: You know, not so bad, especially for meth-heads.


i2.kym-cdn.com

/hot and fizzy
 
2012-12-26 11:09:57 AM

ZAZ: AbbeySomeone

Lead-acid batteries, I assume, rather than D cells. Sulfuric acid can be used in meth production.


I learn so much here.
 
2012-12-26 11:19:04 AM
At around 9:35 p.m. Tuesday night, police made contact with a woman who appeared nervous while exiting a car, according to a police report. The woman, Heidi Green, did not consent to a search of the car, but police were able to use a K-9 unit to establish probable cause, the report said.

So, police can search you if you "appear nervous"?
 
2012-12-26 11:21:20 AM

AbbeySomeone: Sgt Otter: alienated: fusillade762: A search of the vehicle turned up two syringes, various pills, a package of small plastic bags and numerous batteries

Batteries!?!? Hanging's too good for 'em!

/seriously, wtf?

we both know that you know the answer to that .

[04.images.fireden.net image 310x173]

Can somebody clue me in on the whole battery significance?


Lithium batteries.  They are used in the one pot meth production.  Buy a bunch of those at WalMart, you'll have a cop pull you over fairly quickly......or knock on your door later.

/this method is the one that burns houses down, burns the cooks when they screw up, and burns the lungs of the idiots.
 
2012-12-26 11:42:36 AM

AbbeySomeone: ZAZ: AbbeySomeone

Lead-acid batteries, I assume, rather than D cells. Sulfuric acid can be used in meth production.

I learn so much here.


Actually it's for the lithium

http://youtu.be/Rj1dembnwhY
 
2012-12-26 11:46:42 AM
this is just sad.
 
2012-12-26 12:09:42 PM
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farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-26 12:45:28 PM
For a second I thought this was a Fark party link.
 
2012-12-26 12:56:50 PM
Why are they wearing the same shirt?
 
2012-12-26 12:57:19 PM
Not nearly as bad as I had anticipated.

But why are they wearing matching shirts?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-26 12:58:48 PM
But why are they wearing matching shirts?

So you can imagine the threesome is with twins.
 
2012-12-26 12:59:47 PM

basemetal: Lithium batteries. They are used in the one pot meth production. Buy a bunch of those at WalMart, you'll have a cop pull you over fairly quickly......or knock on your door later.

/this method is the one that burns houses down, burns the cooks when they screw up, and burns the lungs of the idiots.



A guy in the town I live in got caught with 112 of those one step motherfarkers a couple years back. I can just imagine the explosion had one decided to go off.
 
2012-12-26 12:59:59 PM
Yes and yes. And since they're meth heads, they'll do anything
 
2012-12-26 01:01:25 PM
Did not consent to a search but were searched anyway because, y'know, our dog is acting funny so fark your rights.
 
2012-12-26 01:02:32 PM
nashvillegab.typepad.com

It's 'meth chic' people, get with the times!
 
2012-12-26 01:03:24 PM
I wouls swear that brunette has been in the mugshot roundup before.
 
2012-12-26 01:04:04 PM
*would not wouls
 
2012-12-26 01:04:43 PM
*clicks link*

msnbcmedia.msn.com

Well, I'm not gay, but you could say the one on the left is attractive, and Subby may have a thing for bald guys....
 
2012-12-26 01:04:45 PM
Wow for 18 and 20 thats a hard. I would have figured in their late 20s early 30s for that kind of methy look. You pick up them at last call in a dark bar when you are dead drunk
 
2012-12-26 01:05:54 PM
Eh. Two perfectly decent looking young women. Give them a makeover, nice clothes, and hair-styling and they'd look pretty damn good.
 
2012-12-26 01:06:00 PM

doczoidberg: At around 9:35 p.m. Tuesday night, police made contact with a woman who appeared nervous while exiting a car, according to a police report. The woman, Heidi Green, did not consent to a search of the car, but police were able to use a K-9 unit to establish probable cause, the report said.

So, police can search you if you "appear nervous"?


No, if you "appear nervous" the police can detain you until a K-9 unit shows up and barks on cue.

(in other words, yes, yes they can)
 
2012-12-26 01:06:27 PM
Not that bad, a hard 18 for sure, but for a mug shot, not bad.
Oh wait syringes?... yeah I'll skip those two.
 
2012-12-26 01:07:53 PM
I'm just gonna call this the "before" picture.
 
2012-12-26 01:08:48 PM

Somacandra: TuteTibiImperes: You know, not so bad, especially for meth-heads.

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 288x288]

/hot and fizzy


I just noticed this picture of Obama kinda looks like Grumpy Cat.
 
2012-12-26 01:09:57 PM

Krieghund: No, if you "appear nervous" the police can detain you until a K-9 unit shows up and barks on cue.


This. Only a professional criminal doesn't appear slightly nervous in a traffic stop.
 
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