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(Daily Mail)   The EU is requiring a warning label be placed on __________ to give notice that toddlers can choke on them. A) Marbles. B) Lego pieces. C) Soccer balls   ( ) divider line 14
    More: Stupid, EU legislation, Andruw Jones, warning labels, eu regulations, Crete, Southend, soccer balls, East London  
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8050 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Dec 2012 at 12:06 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-25 11:51:53 PM  
6 votes:
25 inches? Who the fark came up with that standard? Sasha Grey??
2012-12-26 12:33:46 AM  
4 votes:
Perhaps if any farkers who've choked on some balls in the past would come forward with their stories we'de stand a better chance of understanding this thing.
2012-12-26 02:41:31 AM  
2 votes:
Wait until they find out these are outside.

/the horror
2012-12-26 12:19:49 AM  
2 votes:
If soccer balls actually choked their adult users the world would be a better place
2012-12-26 12:14:08 AM  
2 votes:

12349876: Can they be deflated and if so to what size?

If the ball is thrown into a wood chipper it could potentially choke an entire classroom. The warning is warranted.
2012-12-26 12:13:51 AM  
2 votes:
Did Europeans start breeding with snakes or something? How the hell is a toddler gonna choke on a soccer ball?

/be smothered by a deflated soccer ball, I can understand, but this...
2012-12-26 12:11:31 AM  
2 votes:
Yes, but only on the soccer balls used by Wigan.
2012-12-26 01:55:40 AM  
1 vote:
The hazard is all the dick they will choke on because soccer is gay.

2012-12-26 01:31:06 AM  
1 vote:
Warning: do not taunt happy fun soccer ball.
2012-12-26 01:20:45 AM  
1 vote:
Big Fat American Pride Balls
2012-12-26 12:36:37 AM  
1 vote:
Just imagine the poor woman who has to call up a sporting goods store and tell the owner that his balls are a choking hazard.
2012-12-26 12:27:19 AM  
1 vote:
Perhaps they use Canadian inch standard ?
2012-12-26 12:13:59 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-26 12:13:09 AM  
1 vote:
European children have very large mouths.
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