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(Daily Mail)   Philadelphia to put condom machines in public schools to help students have safe sex. Why? Their teachers can't afford to bring their own   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 128
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2012-12-25 07:14:20 PM  
free condom dispensers

Hey look, free party balloons!


Parents can opt their child out of the program by writing a letter to the school

And that's going to prevent them from using the dispensers how?
 
2012-12-25 07:48:22 PM  
FTA:
Parents can opt their child out of the program by writing a letter to the school, but nurses are not required to maintain a list of which students are permitted to pick up condoms.
'Opt-out letters are to be maintained by the school office,' Assistant Superintendent Dennis W. Creedon wrote in a letter to school health officials. 'Students are to honor the wishes of their parents. If a student disrespects their guardian's directive, that is an issue of the home.'


So, basically, the school district gets to save a little bit of face by offering an 'opt out', but in reality opting out doesn't change the ability of that student to get the condoms - it's just sort of an official notice on record that the parents disapprove of it.

I'm OK with that actually, it's how it should be.  Lack of condoms isn't going to stop two horny teens from having sex, but it might  make them say 'fark it' when it comes to running down to the drugstore to buy a pack.  At least if they have then handy they're more likely to use them.
 
2012-12-25 08:05:32 PM  
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2012-12-25 08:43:14 PM  
Okay, I LOL'd.
 
2012-12-25 08:49:33 PM  
It is not the availability of condoms that drives a teen to sex.  It is the availability of a wide range of warm damp places to provide friction.
 
2012-12-25 09:17:04 PM  
Hunh. My college got a mention in that article.

Not sure if I should be proud or annoyed.
 
2012-12-25 09:33:21 PM  
How long before someone writes on the machine,
"This gum tastes like rubber. "
 
2012-12-25 09:40:01 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Wants to know if you can get magnum condoms/thus demonstrating you have a monster dong
 
2012-12-25 09:43:06 PM  
Female teacher. Female student. Condom goes where?
 
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2012-12-25 09:53:56 PM  
Bravo subby.
 
2012-12-25 09:55:12 PM  

Carotid: Female teacher. Female student. Condom goes where?


Can't be too careful. Shared dildos are one of the most common cause of STD transmissions between lesbian teachers and students according to the numbers I just pulled out of my ass.

/ along with the anal beads
 
2012-12-25 09:57:56 PM  
Oght to superglue them on at 11 and give them acetone when they are 50.
 
2012-12-25 09:58:12 PM  
Mayor Michael Nutter, voice of reason.

Carotid: Female teacher. Female student. Condom goes where?


Gee, I don't know. It's like I've never had a sex ed class or something.
 
2012-12-25 09:58:14 PM  
How are they going to get safely into the machines to have sex?
 
2012-12-25 09:58:29 PM  
Carotid: Female teacher. Female student. Condom goes where?

There are at least six holes in that mix. Choose.
 
2012-12-25 10:01:32 PM  
The dispensers are part of a pilot program that has sparked outrage among some parents in Philadelphia, who worry that free condoms will encourage their teens to engage in sex.

Condoms don't encourage sex. Having a dick or a forbidden lovehole encourages sex. Especially when your body dumps a ton of hormones so you'll propagate the human race around that age.
 
2012-12-25 10:02:54 PM  
If a parent were to take the position that availability of condoms or birth control pills or HPV vaccines is bad because they deliberately don't want those risks of sexual activity to be mitigated, I would take the position that any, more reasonable adult has a duty to interfere.
 
2012-12-25 10:04:00 PM  

beautifulbob: It is not the availability of condoms that drives a teen to sex.  It is the availability of a wide range of warm damp places to provide reduce friction.

ftfy.

We gave our son a hundred pack of condoms when we found out he was smashing the ass of a cheerleader and thought he got her pregnant. Come to find out he and all of his friends were having sex with all the little fast white chicks. None of them were wearing rubbers and one of them got a girl pregnant. They all come to our house for condoms because theyre too embarrassed to buy them. As long as they want them, I will provide them. IMO condoms should be free just like abortions should.
 
2012-12-25 10:05:03 PM  

ultraholland: Carotid: Female teacher. Female student. Condom goes where?

There are at least six holes in that mix. Choose.


Ah. I was just coming up with any reason to turn this into a lezbo thread. Not a condom discussion thread. But I stand corrected.
 
2012-12-25 10:07:46 PM  
"Their teachers can't afford to bring their own."

Well, add it to the next union contract, then.
 
2012-12-25 10:09:30 PM  
The dispensers are part of a pilot program that has sparked outrage among some parents in Philadelphia, who worry that free condoms will encourage their teens to engage in sex.

Hint: teens come pre-encouraged to have sex, courtesy of biology. The real question is whether you want them to become parents at 15.
 
2012-12-25 10:09:42 PM  
FTFA:
In 1932, there were 16,000 condom vending machines available in public spaces in Germany including bars, cafes, cabarets, train stations, public schools and hotels,...

Proof that condoms cause facism.
 
2012-12-25 10:10:27 PM  

poe_zlaw: beautifulbob: It is not the availability of condoms that drives a teen to sex.  It is the availability of a wide range of warm damp places to provide reduce friction.
ftfy.

We gave our son a hundred pack of condoms when we found out he was smashing the ass of a cheerleader and thought he got her pregnant. Come to find out he and all of his friends were having sex with all the little fast white chicks. None of them were wearing rubbers and one of them got a girl pregnant. They all come to our house for condoms because theyre too embarrassed to buy them. As long as they want them, I will provide them. IMO condoms should be free just like abortions should.


You used to be able to get free condoms up at any of the county health clinics in my area. Then the recession hit, and they closed all the clinics except for the one downtown. They have a huge aquarium full of 'em right inside the door to the pharmacy there, but it's really the only place in the county I know of you can still get free condoms. I went out there with a friend and that thing was empty by the time we left two hours later. Saves a ton of money in the long run, a concept that seems to escape many people.
 
2012-12-25 10:12:07 PM  

buckler: The dispensers are part of a pilot program that has sparked outrage among some parents in Philadelphia, who worry that free condoms will encourage their teens to engage in sex.

Hint: teens come pre-encouraged to have sex, courtesy of biology. The real question is whether you want them to become parents at 15.


True, but I can see where someone would believe that a person with a parachute would be far more likely to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
 
2012-12-25 10:13:08 PM  

jake_lex: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 710x399]
Wants to know if you can get magnum condoms/thus demonstrating you have a monster dong


okamoto.com.hk

/Wilbur!
 
2012-12-25 10:14:53 PM  
My 13 year old daughter would like to thank the good folks over at Trojan for her existence. My 11 year old son, a forgotten pill. My opinion is that we are giving kids a false sense of security preaching condoms as a fail safe solution.

We don't like to talk about how sending black men to prison for drug crimes is ultimately creating an AIDS holocaust.
 
2012-12-25 10:16:21 PM  

beautifulbob: It is not the availability of condoms that drives a teen to sex.  It is the availability of a wide range of warm damp places to provide friction.


and that's why bob is beautiful
 
2012-12-25 10:19:18 PM  

NannyStatePark: My 13 year old daughter would like to thank the good folks over at Trojan for her existence. My 11 year old son, a forgotten pill. My opinion is that we are giving kids a false sense of security preaching condoms as a fail safe solution.

We don't like to talk about how sending black men to prison for drug crimes is ultimately creating an AIDS holocaust.


No one is preaching condoms as a fail safe solution. More like, "We know you're gonna fark, so please just wear these to decrease the risks of pregnancy and STDs."
 
2012-12-25 10:20:38 PM  
Let me guess, they are going to give away generic brand condoms--ya know, for the cheap farkers.

A+ subby!
 
2012-12-25 10:25:17 PM  
The packaging?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-25 10:27:44 PM  

NannyStatePark: My 13 year old daughter would like to thank the good folks over at Trojan for her existence. My 11 year old son, a forgotten pill. My opinion is that we are giving kids a false sense of security preaching condoms as a fail safe solution.

We don't like to talk about how sending black men to prison for drug crimes is ultimately creating an AIDS holocaust.


How do you know what we like to and not like to talk about?? Anyways... Lets not talk about that though. It's Christmas for crying out loud.
 
2012-12-25 10:31:26 PM  

NaziKamikaze: The dispensers are part of a pilot program that has sparked outrage among some parents in Philadelphia, who worry that free condoms will encourage their teens to engage in sex.

Condoms don't encourage sex. Having a dick or a forbidden lovehole encourages sex. Especially when your body dumps a ton of hormones so you'll propagate the human race around that age.


Why not just reform the school system? Let all kids graduate high-school at age 12. Then you get to be an adult.

It's not like they teach anything in school anyway, and it's not like adults are that frickin' mature at 18 or 21 anyway. And we need more people contributing to social security.
 
2012-12-25 10:33:17 PM  
Kids fark, deal with it.
 
2012-12-25 10:36:42 PM  

NannyStatePark: My 13 year old daughter would like to thank the good folks over at Trojan for her existence. My 11 year old son, a forgotten pill. My opinion is that we are giving kids a false sense of security preaching condoms as a fail safe solution.

We don't like to talk about how sending black men to prison for drug crimes is ultimately creating an AIDS holocaust.


Because... black men... like to suck cock bareback?

I'm trying to figure out what you're implying....
 
2012-12-25 10:36:56 PM  
How about we take them to a hospital where an aids patient is clinging for his life. Lets show them what some std's can do to their private parts. Show them what a 21 year old mother of three has to deal with. Lets see these outraged parents work with their snow flakes and not just put it on the parents.
 
2012-12-25 10:37:46 PM  

great_tigers: How about we take them to a hospital where an aids patient is clinging for his life. Lets show them what some std's can do to their private parts. Show them what a 21 year old mother of three has to deal with. Lets see these outraged parents work with their snow flakes and not just put it on the parents.


Teachers.
 
2012-12-25 10:41:59 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: NannyStatePark: My 13 year old daughter would like to thank the good folks over at Trojan for her existence. My 11 year old son, a forgotten pill. My opinion is that we are giving kids a false sense of security preaching condoms as a fail safe solution.

We don't like to talk about how sending black men to prison for drug crimes is ultimately creating an AIDS holocaust.

Because... black men... like to suck cock bareback?

I'm trying to figure out what you're implying....


Hes implying that the drug war is causing black men to turn into Jews in the 40's
 
2012-12-25 10:42:17 PM  
NannyStatePark: My 13 year old daughter would like to thank the good folks over at Trojan for her existence. My 11 year old son, a forgotten pill. My opinion is that we are giving kids a false sense of security preaching condoms as a fail safe solution.

I hear somebody died in a car accident while wearing a seat belt...
 
2012-12-25 10:45:46 PM  
But giving them free condoms encourages them to have sex. The same way that giving them free pot needles encourages them to shoot pot.
Just say NO!
 
2012-12-25 10:47:57 PM  

NannyStatePark: My 13 year old daughter would like to thank the good folks over at Trojan for her existence. My 11 year old son, a forgotten pill. My opinion is that we are giving kids a false sense of security preaching condoms as a fail safe solution.

We don't like to talk about how sending black men to prison for drug crimes is ultimately creating an AIDS holocaust.


I'm curious and confused. How does sending black men to prision contribute to an AIDS holocaust? Is it due to the proliferation of anal sex in prisons?

/too much rum and not thinking clearly
 
2012-12-25 10:48:29 PM  
What good is being part of one of the most powerful unions in the country if you can't get free condoms to use when raping your students?
 
2012-12-25 10:48:33 PM  
We're all fully aware teachers can't afford to bring their own sex.

Oh wait, you were talking about condoms.
 
2012-12-25 10:48:55 PM  
I'd like to know on what planet does keeping condoms away from teens prevents them from having sex.
 
2012-12-25 10:49:14 PM  

WordsnCollision: jake_lex: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 710x399]
Wants to know if you can get magnum condoms/thus demonstrating you have a monster dong

[okamoto.com.hk image 304x504]

/Wilbur!


Big Boy, number 1 in Japan.. so like 10 cm?
 
2012-12-25 10:50:33 PM  

jake_lex: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 710x399]
Wants to know if you can get magnum condoms/thus demonstrating you have a monster dong


That's actually a good question. Some people are bigger than others.
 
2012-12-25 10:52:29 PM  

Wayne 985: jake_lex: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 710x399]
Wants to know if you can get magnum condoms/thus demonstrating you have a monster dong

That's actually a good question. Some people are bigger than others.


That's why they make finger cots for the youngins.
 
2012-12-25 10:56:35 PM  

JWideman: I'd like to know on what planet does keeping condoms away from teens prevents them from having sex.


Mars. We've had two young (artificial) life forms roaming around alone on that planet for years. No condoms on mars, but yet we don't see any new baby robots popping up.
 
2012-12-25 10:58:47 PM  
Fill them with mayo and leave them in the library.
 
2012-12-25 10:58:53 PM  

Coastalgrl: NannyStatePark: My 13 year old daughter would like to thank the good folks over at Trojan for her existence. My 11 year old son, a forgotten pill. My opinion is that we are giving kids a false sense of security preaching condoms as a fail safe solution.

We don't like to talk about how sending black men to prison for drug crimes is ultimately creating an AIDS holocaust.

I'm curious and confused. How does sending black men to prision contribute to an AIDS holocaust? Is it due to the proliferation of anal sex in prisons?

/too much rum and not thinking clearly


Basically yes. AIDS is the leading cause of non accidental death in black women.
 
2012-12-25 11:05:45 PM  

ultraholland: NannyStatePark: My 13 year old daughter would like to thank the good folks over at Trojan for her existence. My 11 year old son, a forgotten pill. My opinion is that we are giving kids a false sense of security preaching condoms as a fail safe solution.

I hear somebody died in a car accident while wearing a seat belt...


I heard people with penises like to use them... A lot.
 
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