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(Sun News Network)   The best part of Christmas is when your relatives leave... in the back of a cop car   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 60
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2012-12-26 12:04:22 AM
Several of my relatives will be hanging around for a few months, but when the ground thaws I 'll cut them down and bury them.

/Extreme Spring cleaning FTW!
 
2012-12-26 12:04:23 AM

Thingster: SpeedyBB: Thingster: And I thought it was bad when my uncle decides to rip his shirt off and challenge everyone to grappling or arm wrestling.

Is that grappling or "grappling"? Arm wrestling or "arm wrestling?"

He wrestled in HS (30 years ago) so he thinks he's still a bad ass when he gets liquored up. He then tears his shirt off and starts challenging people.

Everyone laughs at him and says no (which he takes as us forfeiting), then he tries to show how manly he is by trying to arm wrestle everyone.

No euphemisms or innuendo involved.


Doesn't he know that the airing of grievances comes BEFORE the feats of strength?
 
2012-12-26 12:20:25 AM
I gave someone a black SOG folding knife with an assisted-opening feature this Christmas. You just move the blade a bit, and presto! Open and locked. And to think of all the time I spent cutting up my fingers learning to one-hand open one of those old Buck hunting pocket knives with the brass bolsters, honed to a razor's edge... Anyway, they didn't use the gift on me, so getting a kick, or something like that.
 
2012-12-26 12:41:31 AM

Ceiling Moran: Thingster: SpeedyBB: Thingster: And I thought it was bad when my uncle decides to rip his shirt off and challenge everyone to grappling or arm wrestling.

Is that grappling or "grappling"? Arm wrestling or "arm wrestling?"

He wrestled in HS (30 years ago) so he thinks he's still a bad ass when he gets liquored up. He then tears his shirt off and starts challenging people.

Everyone laughs at him and says no (which he takes as us forfeiting), then he tries to show how manly he is by trying to arm wrestle everyone.

No euphemisms or innuendo involved.

Doesn't he know that the airing of grievances comes BEFORE the feats of strength?


This is scary, looking at his holiday trejectory really fits with festivus. It starts with me calling him a drunk asshole with a whore of a wife and children worthless as tits on a boar.

I might egg him on, but he's the one that finally "declares war"
 
2012-12-26 12:55:42 AM
Police Navidad.
 
2012-12-26 01:30:55 AM

nmemkha: Christmas is a magical time when families come together to be reminded of why they live five states apart.


This. I can only live with my sister the doctor when she stays on the other side of the Rockies.
 
2012-12-26 02:09:11 AM

no_tan_lines: NannyStatePark: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here...

I'm getting too honest in my middle age to be around my shiat for brains family. It's like the people who go on Jerry Springer except they can use three syllable words.

Mom, Fark you,you egg donating welfare sponging shameful lazy biatch. For standing by while we suffered, and making us work as children to buy the booze that ultimately killed the man you let watch us beat you until i caught him cheating on you. The one who didnt think i was his until he saw my son. I wish you had died instead of my MIL.

I feel better now. Jail did not ensue.

981 miles away...that one mile is absolutely necessary.
Gibbs Rule #13 is always in play. I'll be damned if I would spend any amount of time in lock up
just to remove someone from the planet. Better to let them live and suffer their own gross stupidity.


77 beautiful miles for me. And three counties. I had a lifetime of those people and their bullshiat, and I'll be damned if I'm going to waste six gallons of gas to go out there and deal with their lying, whining asses. Let them live in their own stupidity and lies. Had a much better Christmas with my girlfriend's family
 
2012-12-26 02:51:20 AM
Looks like the Canadian version of "pin the tail on the unwanted guest".
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2012-12-26 03:48:01 AM
Guys, I just noticed its finally over!

I can have what passes for my sanity back soon, I sense it!

Hugs to all those with issues. I'm not the only person who feels like they survived today, I'm just the one who over shared!
 
2012-12-26 04:56:38 AM

Thingster: He then tears his shirt off and starts challenging people.


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