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(Sun News Network)   The best part of Christmas is when your relatives leave... in the back of a cop car   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 60
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2012-12-25 07:38:51 PM
Or an ambulance. That works, too.
 
2012-12-25 08:02:39 PM
As long as they leave.
 
2012-12-25 08:02:49 PM
"It's a family issue," Halton Regional Police Sgt. Derek Davis told The Toronto Sun."

ya think?
 
2012-12-25 08:08:50 PM

Gyrfalcon: As long as they leave.


Don't let the door hit you on the way out
 
2012-12-25 08:10:17 PM
According to my daughter that happened to my ex wife Christmas Eve.
 
2012-12-25 08:11:35 PM
If it wasn't such a pussified country, he would have been shot and it would have been a clean kill. I would find it to be a massive imposition on my freedoms if I had to get all sweaty and soiled stabbing the asshole when if I had been in Murrica I could have just pumped a few rounds into him with the AR15 I keep for protection against first graders. That ambulance was wasting fossil fuel.
 
2012-12-25 08:11:45 PM
Some people have all the luck.
 
2012-12-25 08:13:43 PM
In before a Trailer Park Boys reference.
 
2012-12-25 08:14:02 PM
Guy in a neighboring town shot his father-in-law in the head twice, then killed himself.
Merry Murder-Suicide Christmas.
 
2012-12-25 08:14:48 PM
Sent the kids and wife. Home alone. Best Xmas ever.
 
2012-12-25 08:21:44 PM

vabeard: Guy in a neighboring town shot his father-in-law in the head twice, then killed himself.
Merry Murder-Suicide Christmas.


It's the most wonderful time of the year.
 
2012-12-25 08:41:32 PM
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here...

I'm getting too honest in my middle age to be around my shiat for brains family. It's like the people who go on Jerry Springer except they can use three syllable words.

Mom, Fark you,you egg donating welfare sponging shameful lazy biatch. For standing by while we suffered, and making us work as children to buy the booze that ultimately killed the man you let watch us beat you until i caught him cheating on you. The one who didnt think i was his until he saw my son. I wish you had died instead of my MIL.

I feel better now. Jail did not ensue.
 
2012-12-25 08:41:39 PM
See? This is what happens when countries allow assault weap.. oh wait.
 
2012-12-25 08:47:48 PM
Cop car, ambulance, hearse, doesn't matter, as Gyrfalcon said as long as they leave I don't care
 
2012-12-25 08:49:22 PM
Probably fightin' over the same cousin.
 
2012-12-25 08:50:56 PM

Stabbed thru the heart, and you're to blame,
Darling you give Canadians a bad name ***BA-BOOM!***


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Jeebus, that family hasn't even made it to Boxing Day.

 
2012-12-25 08:52:00 PM
That would work for me. Ill help them take my mother in law to the cells but I cannot guarantee she wont 'fall down the stairs'
 
2012-12-25 09:00:11 PM
Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.
 
2012-12-25 09:03:32 PM

NannyStatePark: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here...

I'm getting too honest in my middle age to be around my shiat for brains family. It's like the people who go on Jerry Springer except they can use three syllable words.

Mom, Fark you,you egg donating welfare sponging shameful lazy biatch. For standing by while we suffered, and making us work as children to buy the booze that ultimately killed the man you let watch us beat you until i caught him cheating on you. The one who didnt think i was his until he saw my son. I wish you had died instead of my MIL.

I feel better now. Jail did not ensue.


981 miles away...that one mile is absolutely necessary.
Gibbs Rule #13 is always in play. I'll be damned if I would spend any amount of time in lock up
just to remove someone from the planet. Better to let them live and suffer their own gross stupidity.
 
2012-12-25 09:09:35 PM
You are so damn lucky...I am resisting the urge to throw a sack of broken ornaments in my Moms driveway right now, she's only 15 mins. away hamming it up with my codependent but loveable sister.

I tried to make it work with her as an adult, but the last birthday we planned wasn't good enough for her so she hasn't spoken to me for three years, and y'all heard what she would if she tried now!
 
2012-12-25 09:10:18 PM

phrawgh: Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.


That's why we hold  Blót to AlVater Odin and Thor in my family on  a regular basis. Keeps the Jotnar away and everyone behaving honorably.
 
2012-12-25 09:12:08 PM
Again, no cajun xmas is right until there is blood or the tree is on fire.
 
2012-12-25 09:21:06 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-12-25 09:21:59 PM

NannyStatePark: You are so damn lucky...I am resisting the urge to throw a sack of broken ornaments in my Moms driveway right now, she's only 15 mins. away hamming it up with my codependent but loveable sister.

I tried to make it work with her as an adult, but the last birthday we planned wasn't good enough for her so she hasn't spoken to me for three years, and y'all heard what she would if she tried now!


PDNOS would be my initial diagnosis.
 
2012-12-25 09:23:17 PM
That's IT. They need to ban assault knives.
 
2012-12-25 09:23:58 PM

phrawgh: Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.


My in laws tried to get God back into a burn unit today with their children and some fellow church members. I'm sure the burn victims enjoyed being an example of Hellfire to a bunch of children and their mentally unbalanced parents today. If Jesus is real, he'd be pissed they did that in His name and disappointed I celebrated His birth with them.

Yeah, I'm getting it from both sides again this year.
 
2012-12-25 09:32:13 PM
And I thought it was bad when my uncle decides to rip his shirt off and challenge everyone to grappling or arm wrestling.
 
2012-12-25 09:33:37 PM

NannyStatePark: phrawgh: Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.

My in laws tried to get God back into a burn unit today with their children and some fellow church members. I'm sure the burn victims enjoyed being an example of Hellfire to a bunch of children and their mentally unbalanced parents today. If Jesus is real, he'd be pissed they did that in His name and disappointed I celebrated His birth with them.

Yeah, I'm getting it from both sides again this year.


It's never too early for children to learn about Hell. The devil never rests. I'm sure these burn victims are being punished by the Lord for something they, or their ancestors, did in the past. It doesn't make it easier to see. God is love and He made us love too. Take comfort in knowing these lost souls might save a child of God from following in their sinful path. There is always a plan!
 
2012-12-25 09:34:35 PM
No names, no ethnicity mentioned, no charges yet filed....I'm guessing these aren't your traditional redneck Canadians
 
2012-12-25 09:40:12 PM

phrawgh: NannyStatePark: phrawgh: Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.

My in laws tried to get God back into a burn unit today with their children and some fellow church members. I'm sure the burn victims enjoyed being an example of Hellfire to a bunch of children and their mentally unbalanced parents today. If Jesus is real, he'd be pissed they did that in His name and disappointed I celebrated His birth with them.

Yeah, I'm getting it from both sides again this year.

It's never too early for children to learn about Hell. The devil never rests. I'm sure these burn victims are being punished by the Lord for something they, or their ancestors, did in the past. It doesn't make it easier to see. God is love and He made us love too. Take comfort in knowing these lost souls might save a child of God from following in their sinful path. There is always a plan!


You know, if God called me up to settle my doubts I would.
 
2012-12-25 09:41:34 PM

phrawgh: Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.


You're trolling the religion angle HARD today. Is this a Christmas thing?
 
2012-12-25 09:47:00 PM

ParaHandy: If it wasn't such a pussified country, he would have been shot and it would have been a clean kill. I would find it to be a massive imposition on my freedoms if I had to get all sweaty and soiled stabbing the asshole when if I had been in Murrica I could have just pumped a few rounds into him with the AR15 I keep for protection against first graders. That ambulance was wasting fossil fuel.


Yell us how you really feel...
 
2012-12-25 09:47:23 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Again, no cajun xmas is right until there is blood or the tree is on fire.


I didn't know Grumpy Cat was Cajun!
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-25 09:49:28 PM

fusillade762: phrawgh: Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.

You're trolling the religion angle HARD today. Is this a Christmas thing?


Praise the Lord, even though it's the day after CHRISTmas I'm full of cheer and spreading the Good News! Rejoice!
 
2012-12-25 09:53:25 PM

skinink: Stabbed thru the heart, and you're to blame,
Darling you give Canadians a bad name ***BA-BOOM!***
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Jeebus, that family hasn't even made it to Boxing Day.


Why do the posed publicity stills of these musical goofs always make them look so repellant?

No, really. Even guys who'd be great for a pickle-tickle get a look like HEY I'M EITHER THE BIGGEST TURNOFF IN THE UNIVERSE OR MAYBE I'M DEBBY DOWNER.

I'm including (thinking of) shots of Sting, MJ, any boy-band, and then there's that portrait of John and Yoko that came out on a RS cover just before he got popped. Having seen that shot, where the loving couple look like Dachau inmates instead of rich doper musicians (in her case "musician"), I immediately concluded he'd done himself in. Wrong conclusion but when the camera lies like that...
 
2012-12-25 09:53:44 PM
I'm so floaty right now. Sparkly tingly and buzzy.
 
2012-12-25 09:53:50 PM
If you have the mother-in-law from hell, seeing her leave in the back of the coroners wagon after she had a fatal heart attack would be the best X-mas present ever!!!
 
2012-12-25 09:55:16 PM

phrawgh: Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.


Yeah, He'd smite the sonza-biatches. That'll show 'em.

Talk about a Christmas dinner, all the in-laws gathered around sullen & drunk, and The Old Testicle God shows up unannounced. Fun times.
 
2012-12-25 10:03:28 PM

NannyStatePark: You are so damn lucky...I am resisting the urge to throw a sack of broken ornaments in my Moms driveway right now, she's only 15 mins. away hamming it up with my codependent but loveable sister.

I tried to make it work with her as an adult, but the last birthday we planned wasn't good enough for her so she hasn't spoken to me for three years, and y'all heard what she would if she tried now!


The broken ornaments gag won't work. They're too thin-shelled to do anything to car tires.

There is, however, a plethora of other dastardly deeds one may implement on an automobile, some evident and others hidden, that will cause immense suffering and frustration. Just pop down to your friendly innarwebs for handy suggestions.

/ I Just remembered, right out of the blue, an incident in college 50 years ago. where I discovered someone had loosened the tire lugs on my '61 Valiant, just before I was to go rallying up a mountain road. Only time I know of where someone aimed to kill me. Or give me a fright, who knows. College kids are so stupid anyway.
 
2012-12-25 10:06:11 PM

Thingster: And I thought it was bad when my uncle decides to rip his shirt off and challenge everyone to grappling or arm wrestling.


Is that grappling or "grappling"? Arm wrestling or "arm wrestling?"
 
2012-12-25 10:13:21 PM
Sounds about right. I nearly threw my racist father in law out of the car this morning because he couldn't keep his farking mouth shut about the fecal matter he calls his 'opinions' about other people's ethnicity for five minutes and I'd had enough for the year.

Christmas sucks, but his kids like me better than him, so new year's oughta be alright.
 
2012-12-25 10:18:51 PM
Grandma?
 
2012-12-25 10:28:28 PM
Christmas is a magical time when families come together to be reminded of why they live five states apart.
 
2012-12-25 10:37:48 PM

SpeedyBB: Thingster: And I thought it was bad when my uncle decides to rip his shirt off and challenge everyone to grappling or arm wrestling.

Is that grappling or "grappling"? Arm wrestling or "arm wrestling?"


He wrestled in HS (30 years ago) so he thinks he's still a bad ass when he gets liquored up. He then tears his shirt off and starts challenging people.

Everyone laughs at him and says no (which he takes as us forfeiting), then he tries to show how manly he is by trying to arm wrestle everyone.

No euphemisms or innuendo involved.
 
2012-12-25 11:01:58 PM

nmemkha: Christmas is a magical time when families come together to be reminded of why they live five states apart.


I really like it when uncle ted get drunk and tells my dad what a loser he is, And ted has not held one job for more than 5 months. My dad kicks teds ass. We have pie and ice cream. Cajun christmases are like that.
 
2012-12-25 11:14:01 PM
I was all too happy to leave, albeit under my own power and direction. I was done with this holiday stuff LAST night, today was an exercise in willpower.

And now, BOOZE.
 
2012-12-25 11:21:50 PM

phrawgh: Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.


Which God might that be?

What does God need with a Star Ship? Or money for that matter.

Your Religious Zealot Status remains, however your color changed to Asparagus piss Yellow!

Try reading other Religious Texts, you could learn something, however I doubt it!

Pray for me Brother, I'll have another drink, and we will Both feel better.
 
2012-12-25 11:36:30 PM
♫Ain't no xmas like a Canadian xmas cause a Canadian xmas gets all stabbey♫

or

♫The knife, the knife, the knife is in his chest. We don't need no hospital. Let the motherfarker bleed.♫
 
2012-12-25 11:51:21 PM
Police were guarding the house, which forensic officers will search later for the weapon and clues to the near-fatal stabbing.

so the rest of the family is literally out in the cold while the forensic officers enjoy their Christmas off?
 
2012-12-25 11:54:12 PM

KhamanV: Sounds about right. I nearly threw my racist father in law out of the car this morning because he couldn't keep his farking mouth shut about the fecal matter he calls his 'opinions' about other people's ethnicity for five minutes and I'd had enough for the year.

Christmas sucks, but his kids like me better than him, so new year's oughta be alright.


Bravo to you for taking out the trash!
 
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