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(KAIT Jonesboro)   Rare southern blizzard ready to blast the Arkansas and Missouri Ozarks   (kait8.com) divider line 32
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2012-12-25 06:40:42 PM  
6 votes:
I was in Little Rock once. people in this country have a lot of balls making cracks about New Jersey, tell you what.
2012-12-25 04:11:08 PM  
6 votes:
Has Pat Robertson blamed gay people yet?
2012-12-25 10:42:23 PM  
3 votes:

OddLlama: Lionel Mandrake: Has Pat Robertson blamed gay people yet?

My gay friend just fractured his sternum in a wreck on his way here for Xmas dinner. I'm sitting here in the emergency room getting a kick. Didn't think it would actually snow...


I just hope you weren't sternum with him. It's all too easy tibia statistic in weather like this. Hopefully this will cervical as a lesson to everyone. You can never patella what the day will bring. Good luck to your friend who likes the coccyx.
2012-12-25 08:49:45 PM  
3 votes:

Kyosuke: Solid Muldoon: My girlfriend is expecting 8 inches tonight.

So you'll be disappointing her on Christmas again, will ya.


www.faniq.com
2012-12-25 07:46:26 PM  
3 votes:

Uakronkid: The Great Lakes snowbelts can get pretty nasty.


with icepants on they are even worse
2012-12-25 07:43:19 PM  
3 votes:
cayleypozza.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-25 10:07:25 PM  
2 votes:

Mentalpatient87: Evansville area here. They said "snow" on the news, time for everyone to panic and buy milk and eggs.


"What is it about snowstorms that makes everybody hungry for French toast?"
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2012-12-25 08:42:10 PM  
2 votes:
My girlfriend is expecting 8 inches tonight.
2012-12-25 08:17:32 PM  
2 votes:

No Time To Explain: Uakronkid:

/I remember sister sent pic of her place being snowed in
//she was living in a duplex at the time
///picture showed her window, top floor, covered in snow, and the other pictures were of house covered
////to be fair, the proximity of the other buildings helped make the snow get to cover the place, but still the snowfall was over around the meter point


if these are euphemisms, you just invented blizzard porn

+1
2012-12-25 07:44:54 PM  
2 votes:

mr lawson: Haliburton Cummings: you know, if only there were some good tornadoes with guns to fight off the bad tornadoes with guns...

sounds like the plot of a SyFy original movie directed by Michael Bay.


GUN-NADO: Freakstorm

Christian Bale as "Eff Five"
Nathan Fillionz Rainbow as "The Finger of God"
Scarlotta Blowhanson as "Method Actress"
Kirsten Dunst as Julie "Tits" McGee CLIMOLOGISTZ"

yeah i can see this...
2012-12-25 07:31:32 PM  
2 votes:
Hold my beer and watch this.
2012-12-25 07:25:00 PM  
2 votes:
well, just make sure you all have your generators oiled up and your bigscreens going...

nothing says "schadenfreude" like a fat guy with a freshly oiled generator...
2012-12-25 06:45:28 PM  
2 votes:
those sophisticated millionaires will be able to handle it.
2012-12-26 12:17:20 AM  
1 votes:

polt8115: I live in the Ft Smith/Van Buren Arkansas area on the Ark/Ok border.. it's snowing it's ass off here. Niiiice. We had a tornado rip through here not less than a week ago...FARK!.. yet I managed to get laid each time...
Where I am, I am smack dab in the middle of it, and the snowflakes are the size of half dollars. I doesn't snow here often, and it's nice when it does.. so, me an my bottle of lorcets and wine are going to enjoy the rest of this evening, living by the interstate, making side bets on the next tractor trailer to slide off in to the ditch next to the property here....


From muldrow, love in Tulsa didn't get a snow flake or p*$$y
2012-12-25 11:55:16 PM  
1 votes:

meyerkev: So I'm driving from Detroit to SF Jan 1st-5th.

The plan was to take I-94 to Chicago, I-55 to St. Louis, I-44 to OK City, and then shoot across I-40 and up the Valley so that we could avoid the storms (or at least not be in mountains when they hit).

Is this plan going to backfire on us, and should we just use I-80 (and have to get tire chains)?


It depends on how well you drive. Californians drive like idiots. Really fast idiots. You're better off doing I-80 because the chains keep everyone driving at a reasonable speed while you soak in the idiocy. Below the snowline the freeway spreads out and gives you some time to practice before you hit the Bay Area proper at the Benicia Bridge. If you think you're good, go the long way. It's scenic.

Btw, it'll prob be raining like hell in SF the whole time and you'll be driving in that. With the idiots.
2012-12-25 11:42:24 PM  
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: tomcat1346: This is what the winds look like across the U.S.
http://hint.fm/wind/

So that's where the vortex is.  I was kind of hoping it would be somewhere else.


This is not news to me.

I knew that Mississippi is a giant vortex of suck.
2012-12-25 10:36:50 PM  
1 votes:

Solid Muldoon: My girlfriend is expecting 8 inches tonight.


"i can promise her 12" says the weatherman
2012-12-25 09:57:25 PM  
1 votes:
8 inches heading down south? Look out because my Dixie wrecked!
2012-12-25 09:09:17 PM  
1 votes:
Weather like thet, y'all just gotta stay warm inside your fambly.

With. With your fambly.
2012-12-25 08:47:02 PM  
1 votes:

Solid Muldoon: My girlfriend is expecting 8 inches tonight.


So you'll be disappointing her on Christmas again, will ya.
2012-12-25 08:44:22 PM  
1 votes:

Solid Muldoon: My girlfriend is expecting 8 inches tonight.


Yeah, about that, my car doesn't drive well in snow, so ... tell her I might have to take a raincheck on that "holiday cheer"

/Will still make Friday night at your moms though...
2012-12-25 08:43:04 PM  
1 votes:

Solid Muldoon: My girlfriend is expecting 8 inches tonight.


Certainly not from you...
2012-12-25 08:30:27 PM  
1 votes:
"Dear Weather Channel,

I never thought something like this would happen to me...
and writing letters makes my lips hurt...
anyway...

I was out in the yard with my snow blower when the recently widowed young lady from next door was having trouble starting her car...

I offered to jump her, she said "what an honourable offer"

and all night I been on her and off her..."

TISH!


crickets
2012-12-25 08:24:39 PM  
1 votes:

Bad Spellir: 17,000 without power in Mobile.
And here comes round two!


if they are mobile, why don't they move out of the way?

bad dum bum! TISH!
2012-12-25 08:07:46 PM  
1 votes:

Uakronkid: No Time To Explain: "Blizzard"

/worst we've had under blizzard was a dumping over 50cm in less than 2r hours
//get on my level
///silly yanks, not knowing what a real snowfall is

If that's the worst you've had, you guys have it easy. The Great Lakes snowbelts can get pretty nasty.


Hometown gets lucky, also, some family lives in Ottawa

And my definition of blizzard is so much snow, cold and wind that it makes going outside not worth it/suicide, minus forty and no snow and no wind doesn't count, cold alone is bearable

/I remember sister sent pic of her place being snowed in
//she was living in a duplex at the time
///picture showed her window, top floor, covered in snow, and the other pictures were of house covered
////to be fair, the proximity of the other buildings helped make the snow get to cover the place, but still the snowfall was over around the meter point
2012-12-25 08:05:55 PM  
1 votes:

Bad Spellir: Oh, you have got to be kidding me: Reports of a gas leak at Mobile. That will be lovely with all the downed power lines.


and the inbreds with those methlabs and moonshine stills....

it's going to be more exciting than fathers day around there!
2012-12-25 08:01:44 PM  
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: Uakronkid: The Great Lakes snowbelts can get pretty nasty.

with icepants on they are even worse


O.K., that was funny.
2012-12-25 07:47:47 PM  
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: mr lawson: Haliburton Cummings: you know, if only there were some good tornadoes with guns to fight off the bad tornadoes with guns...

sounds like the plot of a SyFy original movie directed by Michael Bay.

GUN-NADO: Freakstorm

Christian Bale as "Eff Five"
Nathan Fillionz Rainbow as "The Finger of God"
Scarlotta Blowhanson as "Method Actress"
Kirsten Dunst as Julie "Tits" McGee CLIMOLOGISTZ"

yeah i can see this...


Set the whole thing at an oil refinery, and you have a winner.
2012-12-25 07:39:26 PM  
1 votes:
So what your'e saying is the Mayans were a few days too early in their predictions.
2012-12-25 07:34:37 PM  
1 votes:
you know, if only there were some good tornadoes with guns to fight off the bad tornadoes with guns...

/too soon?
2012-12-25 06:58:07 PM  
1 votes:

Wasilla Hillbilly: fappomatic: Wasilla Hillbilly: We had frozen rain for most of the day which turned to snow about 30 min ago. Drive home had some scary spots. Should be an interesting night.

/southwest-central Arkansas

I'd be looking for a snowboard and a giant trash bag.

Heh. Not sure what you have in mind there exactly, but there's not too many snowboards around here.


OK then two cafeteria trays duct taped to your boots, a football helmet and a giant trash bag. Tip: lean back a little or the face plant will be epic.
2012-12-25 05:44:00 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Has Pat Robertson blamed gay people yet?


Give it time. Though maybe he'll be too busy ripping Christmas bong hits to notice.
 
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