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2012-12-25 07:41:28 PM  
15 votes:
i112.photobucket.com
2012-12-25 11:55:55 AM  
13 votes:
"I've got the weirdest boner right now...."
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-25 05:21:55 PM  
11 votes:
www.powerlineblog.com
2012-12-26 04:44:07 AM  
7 votes:
pdw.weinstein.org
If they needed outlandish outfits, you gotta wonder why they couldn't see that they had a guy with a refined sense of the absurd right there already.

4.bp.blogspot.com
Now this is a real fashion statement. How fabulous would this have been?
2012-12-25 05:43:59 PM  
7 votes:
I love Star Wars fashion

cdn3.theshirtlist.com
2012-12-25 01:45:56 PM  
6 votes:
nashvillebookworm.files.wordpress.com

Fap factor 10....engage!
2012-12-26 02:23:55 AM  
5 votes:
Old-timey fandom story:

A few months before Trek TOS made it's debut, there was a "fashion show" held at a California SF convention featuring some of the costumes to be seen in the upcoming show. Harlan Ellison was there, and being the God's Gift To Wimmun he thinks he is, stepped into an elevator with one of the models dressed up in one of the skimpy outfits.

Harlan looks over at the model and says "So hey.......what would you say to a little f*ck, huh?'

As the elevator stopped on a floor and the doors opened, the model starts to walk out, turns around, pats Harlan on the top of his head a la Benny Hill, and says "Goodbye, little f*ck" as she struts out the doors.

And then the doors closed, leaving Harlan alone to fume several floors further down.
2012-12-25 05:07:19 PM  
5 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-12-25 06:23:40 PM  
3 votes:

slapmasteremily: Ceiling Moran: cretinbob: The clothes were pretty much the best thing about Star Trek, especially what the women wore. Remember, this is the second golden age of strippers

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 395x530]
Yeoman Colt, just because

You'd think with a name like "Yeoman Colt" there'd be a Pony version of her, but no dice. I did find this, though ...

That is actually pretty cool.


Is her name Nichelle Nickers?

/sorry
2012-12-25 01:06:20 PM  
3 votes:
No guy-skirt from TNG?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-12-25 11:53:21 AM  
3 votes:

bingethinker: desertmouse: This thread is relevant to my Halloween interests.  Although no one would know who I was... they'd think I was some kind of Project Runway reject.

Plenty of older Trek fans would recognize many of those outfits.


If there's any demographic that ladies want to turn on, it's definitely  older Trek fans.  giggity.
2012-12-25 10:28:42 AM  
3 votes:
BEST THREAD TODAY
2012-12-26 10:28:55 AM  
2 votes:
www.emersons.net

HAWT
2012-12-26 04:52:06 AM  
2 votes:
www.scvhistory.com
One wonders why they put the captain of the Gorn in an ugly print dress with matching fingerless welding gloves. And no shoes, how gauche.
2012-12-26 04:39:36 AM  
2 votes:
So that's what Mormons look like in their magical underwear!
2012-12-26 04:34:07 AM  
2 votes:
I was fond of the outfits of the Edo, from TNG episode that my wife prefers to call "the planet of the half naked joggers".
tng.trekcore.comtng.trekcore.com
2012-12-25 10:50:55 PM  
2 votes:
Also, Worf's hot GF / Fling who's name I can't remember, showing up at one point in just a second-skin spandex bodysuit.

/Young me went WHUUUUU and that kickstarted a fetish that lasts today.
//Older people had the Solid Gold Dancers
2012-12-25 09:21:06 PM  
2 votes:
This thread needs more Charles Napier:

i36.photobucket.com
2012-12-25 08:57:50 PM  
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: orclover: jaytkay: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]
[www.mommypotamus.com image 640x447]

Holy shiat, War-Bronies!

Angelique Pettyjohn did porn? AND WERE OFF TO GOOGLE!!

There's also a NSFW version of that picture. Poster version used to be sold discreetly at cons.


lh3.googleusercontent.com
2012-12-25 08:24:25 PM  
2 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com
www.mommypotamus.com
2012-12-25 06:34:11 PM  
2 votes:
news.3yen.com
Angelique Pettyjohn - you think she looked good in that outfit, you should have seen her when she worked at Circus Circus for a couple years before she passed away. Picture that in a hot ringmaster's outfit. Lady also had a thousand-watt smile and would chat with anybody who asked her about Trek.

loyalkng.com

Girl's ears ain't the only thing pointy...
2012-12-25 05:52:04 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: The clothes were pretty much the best thing about Star Trek, especially what the women wore. Remember, this is the second golden age of strippers

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 395x530]
Yeoman Colt, just because


You'd think with a name like "Yeoman Colt" there'd be a Pony version of her, but no dice. I did find this, though ...

fc02.deviantart.net
2012-12-25 04:52:42 PM  
2 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com

Never noticed before how much he looks like Ray Liotta.


My favorite is the blue number on the right, with the crotch tassels. You don't really see crotch tassels on television any more.

He said "crotch tassels" twice...


And just because

celestialmusingsblog.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-25 04:24:40 PM  
2 votes:

bingethinker: desertmouse: This thread is relevant to my Halloween interests.  Although no one would know who I was... they'd think I was some kind of Project Runway reject.

Plenty of older Trek fans would recognize many of those outfits.


I made the Shahna & Andrea costumes for friends of mine for a con Masquerade (6 of us did women Kirk had screwed over and we beat the crap out of him to "Cellblock Tango" from Chicago). When we weren't all together, everyone recognized those two instantly. The others (Kelinda from "By Any Other Name", Miramani, Marlena Moreau, and Yeoman Rand), not so much.

If you really want to make either of them, ultrasuede worked best for Andrea. I adapted a regular overalls pattern for hers. I used silver lamé for Shahna but ended up winging it for the pattern. And LOTS of double-sided tape to keep the outfits on them. I'd post pics but I'm on my phone. If you want, I'll post them later.
mhd
2012-12-25 03:18:01 PM  
2 votes:
And yet, no match for bad British sci-fi costumes.

/Looking at you, UFO
2012-12-25 01:17:19 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Bottom boob ftw

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Bottom Boob... for when you have to look your best to get boned by an android.

Oh, and speaking of TNG...

scifiblock.com

i183.photobucket.com

24.media.tumblr.com

I've obviously never seen this episode... can anyone explain the purpose of this scene other than to make Trekkies rub their peckers on the TV screen?

/and next year, they'll get to rub one out in HD, when S3 comes to bluray.
2012-12-25 12:53:02 PM  
2 votes:
Bottom boob ftw

t2.gstatic.com
2012-12-26 03:15:39 PM  
1 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com

LOL FURRIES
2012-12-26 03:50:31 AM  
1 votes:

Neondistraction: Ceiling Moran: cretinbob: The clothes were pretty much the best thing about Star Trek, especially what the women wore. Remember, this is the second golden age of strippers

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 395x530]
Yeoman Colt, just because

You'd think with a name like "Yeoman Colt" there'd be a Pony version of her, but no dice. I did find this, though ...

[fc02.deviantart.net image 584x438]

Actually I believe Yeoman is her title, not her first name.


fc00.deviantart.net
2012-12-25 10:11:30 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: McManus_brothers: Dingleberry Dickwad: jaytkay: fusillade762: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 568x404]

I'll see you and raise:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 477x628]

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x550]

Call
[media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

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Does it count as a raise if I don't have any idea who that is?


It's Ben Stiller
2012-12-25 09:41:53 PM  
1 votes:
Xanlexian:
i112.photobucket.com
That made me laugh way more than it should have, hehe.
2012-12-25 08:36:59 PM  
1 votes:

jaytkay: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]
[www.mommypotamus.com image 640x447]


Holy shiat, War-Bronies!

Angelique Pettyjohn did porn? AND WERE OFF TO GOOGLE!!
2012-12-25 08:10:42 PM  
1 votes:

Friskya: Snapper Carr: AtlanticCoast63: Angelique Pettyjohn - you think she looked good in that outfit, you should have seen her when she worked at Circus Circus for a couple years before she passed away. Picture that in a hot ringmaster's outfit. Lady also had a thousand-watt smile and would chat with anybody who asked her about Trek.

She also did porn in the early 80's

You have my attention. Go on...


She did nudes as her Star Trek character. The carpet matches the drapes.
2012-12-25 08:09:31 PM  
1 votes:
Yea, brother.
2012-12-25 05:43:18 PM  
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [news.3yen.com image 250x273]A better one....


How to kiss a woman by Captain Kirk

if you're a trekkie you already know where this is going
2012-12-25 04:30:58 PM  
1 votes:
The Cloud Minder episode caused me to kill many a kitten. Still does TBH
2012-12-25 03:06:56 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: Bottom boob ftw

[t2.gstatic.com image 194x259]

Bottom Boob... for when you have to look your best to get boned by an android.

Oh, and speaking of TNG...

[scifiblock.com image 700x494]

[i183.photobucket.com image 694x530]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x317]

I've obviously never seen this episode... can anyone explain the purpose of this scene other than to make Trekkies rub their peckers on the TV screen?

/and next year, they'll get to rub one out in HD, when S3 comes to bluray.



There is no other purpose.
2012-12-25 01:00:03 PM  
1 votes:
I'm assuming Captain Kirk is masturbating here...

img.gawkerassets.com

Also, Doctor Pulaski back when you most likely would have wanted to go down her elevator shaft...

img.gawkerassets.com

And damn, Batgirl... Green Batgirl...

img.gawkerassets.com
2012-12-25 10:42:00 AM  
1 votes:

desertmouse: This thread is relevant to my Halloween interests.  Although no one would know who I was... they'd think I was some kind of Project Runway reject.


Plenty of older Trek fans would recognize many of those outfits.
2012-12-25 10:25:20 AM  
1 votes:
This thread is relevant to my Halloween interests.  Although no one would know who I was... they'd think I was some kind of Project Runway reject.
 
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