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(New England Journal of Medicine)   If you drink coffee, you may or may not die. We are not sure. But to be safe, buy a grave plot. Have a nice day   ( divider line
    More: Followup, study design, Adyar Cancer Institute, subgroups, coffee drinkers, blood sera, respiratory diseases, insulin resistance, Electric energy consumption  
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2012-12-26 01:44:54 AM  
1 vote:
If you are alive today, it is a given that sometime in the future you will die. Go ahead, have that coffee. Might as well live while you're alive.
2012-12-25 11:39:48 AM  
1 vote:
If you outlaw death, only outlaws will die.
2012-12-25 11:19:26 AM  
1 vote:
I can't stop drinking coffee so here's my backup plan: If I die (and I'm not convinced of this idea) and my will says "leave me out for the wild cats to eat" and then they shiat me out and if I (as cat shiat) fetch a high enough price at the bean auction (slipping myself in there as large, already-roasted beans) will I then become immortal and live as a self-aware stain on the inside of the world's coffee cups?
2012-12-25 11:11:12 AM  
1 vote:
Rule 1 - Never touch my bacon.
Rule 2 - Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Rule 3 - Do not touch my coffee.
2012-12-25 09:57:02 AM  
1 vote:
If you drink coffee, you may or may not die. We are not sure.

I assure you that you will die if you drink coffee.  Hell, you don't even have to drink coffee.  You're gonna die eventually, either way.  It ain't like drinking coffee will make you live forever.
2012-12-25 08:35:00 AM  
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St_Francis_P: Conclusions

In this large prospective study, coffee consumption was inversely associated with total and cause-specific mortality.

Off to brew more coffee.

A buddy of mine got his hands on a case of caffeinated bottled water. He used it to brew coffee. He was able to smell time.
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