If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fark)   To all who celebrate it, have a Merry Christmas. To our Jewish brethren, may your Chinese food be extra filling. This is your Christmas Day discussion thread   (fark.com) divider line 86
    More: Misc, Merry Christmas  
•       •       •

273 clicks; posted to FarkUs » on 25 Dec 2012 at 10:22 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



86 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-12-25 07:37:08 AM  
And to the atheists among us, may your baby be tender and delicious:

paddyk.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-25 07:48:13 AM  

St_Francis_P: And to the atheists among us, may your baby be tender and delicious:


Just tried to open the flue and get a fire going in the fireplace, something is blocking it. Can't get it going. And there aren't any presents under the tree.
 
2012-12-25 07:50:43 AM  
Mike "Bubbles" Smith of Trailer Park Boys fame posted this on Facebook yesterday:

"Hey folks - Bubbles here! Just wanted to say Merry Xmas, Happy Hannukah, Joyeuses Fêtes, Felices Fiestas, Trevlig Helg, Boas Festas, Mutlu Bayramlar, Sarbatori Fericite, Jie Ri Yu Kuai, Bones Festes, Tanoshii kurisumasu wo, Buone Feste, Ii holide eximnandi, Forhe Feiertage, Prettige feestdagen, Hau'oli Lanui, Beannachtaí na Féile, Vesele Praznike, Selamat Hari Raya, and Sretni praznici to all the fans around the world!!!"
 
2012-12-25 07:51:20 AM  
I had an Iraqi wish me Merry Christmas at lunch.  I wished him a Merry Christmas back.  Not sure if it was appropriate or not.
 
2012-12-25 07:54:34 AM  
My eight-year old woke me up at 4:55 to ask if we could open presents. I got him to go back to sleep but now I'm awake drinking coffee.
 
2012-12-25 07:56:56 AM  

dstanley: My eight-year old woke me up at 4:55 to ask if we could open presents. I got him to go back to sleep but now I'm awake drinking coffee.


Congratulations. My five-year old was up before 5:00.
 
2012-12-25 07:59:34 AM  
I've been throwing around "Blessed Yuletide" for the last few days, but none of my half Catholic and half Lutheran (yes, it makes for some interesting discussions at family gatherings) family have the balls to say anything to me about it. "The Black-Sheep Pagan" might curse them and turn them into a newt, or something.

Happy Holidays, you sick Farkers.
 
2012-12-25 08:09:29 AM  

Krymson Tyde: dstanley: My eight-year old woke me up at 4:55 to ask if we could open presents. I got him to go back to sleep but now I'm awake drinking coffee.

Congratulations. My five-year old was up before 5:00.


I feel like I'm in that Calvin and Hobbes Christmas strip where Calvin's dad is grumbling about the time and mom says "shhh take a picture. "
 
2012-12-25 08:11:07 AM  
My 2-yr old kid just woke up. We've heavily invested in lying to her about Santa, but at least we don't take her to church, so far we're sparing her all kinds of other lies.
 
2012-12-25 08:13:25 AM  
Oh and Merry Xmas Farkers:

www.getsportsinfo.com
 
2012-12-25 08:26:06 AM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com

And may the blessings of the seasons be upon you and yours...
 
2012-12-25 08:26:54 AM  
I know it's several days passed, but I hope everyone had a most joyous Saturnalia.
 
2012-12-25 08:30:33 AM  
 
2012-12-25 08:39:33 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Mike "Bubbles" Smith of Trailer Park Boys fame posted this on Facebook yesterday:

"Hey folks - Bubbles here! Just wanted to say Merry Xmas, Happy Hannukah, Joyeuses Fêtes, Felices Fiestas, Trevlig Helg, Boas Festas, Mutlu Bayramlar, Sarbatori Fericite, Jie Ri Yu Kuai, Bones Festes, Tanoshii kurisumasu wo, Buone Feste, Ii holide eximnandi, Forhe Feiertage, Prettige feestdagen, Hau'oli Lanui, Beannachtaí na Féile, Vesele Praznike, Selamat Hari Raya, and Sretni praznici to all the fans around the world!!!"


I guess he was addressing all the rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists around the world!!!!
 
2012-12-25 08:47:13 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-25 08:53:17 AM  

dstanley: My eight-year old woke me up at 4:55 to ask if we could open presents. I got him to go back to sleep but now I'm awake drinking coffee.


Bwaaahhhaaahaaa!   My 12 yr old is working on a new kid record for sleeping in on Christmas.   Almost 9:00am here and he's still crashed.

Merry Christmas Farkers... and don't shoot your eye out.
 
2012-12-25 08:56:52 AM  
 
2012-12-25 09:01:56 AM  

dstanley: My eight-year old woke me up at 4:55 to ask if we could open presents. I got him to go back to sleep but now I'm awake drinking coffee.


our deal was that we could get up and open our stockings however early. but we could not wake mom & dad until at least 7:00. so we'd gorge on chocolate while reading our mad magazines or whatever we got in our stockings. it was a pretty good system.
 
2012-12-25 09:15:59 AM  

Krymson Tyde: NSFW


Not safe for work or sanity.
 
2012-12-25 09:29:24 AM  
I have mamarita, my Boys, my new Daughter in Law, and my 7 week old twin Grandsons with me today! For whatever reason you might find to gather, I can only hope that y'all are having as good a day as I am.

Best to all...
 
2012-12-25 09:36:47 AM  
Hmmph...Not ALL Jews go to Chinese restaurants on Christmas!

/some of us hit the casinos
 
2012-12-25 09:42:19 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I have mamarita, my Boys, my new Daughter in Law, and my 7 week old twin Grandsons with me today! For whatever reason you might find to gather, I can only hope that y'all are having as good a day as I am.

Best to all...


Merry Christmas.  And a couple fresh-from-the-oven grandkids?  Priceless.
 
2012-12-25 09:42:46 AM  

BravadoGT: Hmmph...Not ALL Jews go to Chinese restaurants on Christmas!

/some of us hit the casinos


Stereotypes are like that; for example, not all atheists eat babies.

/Some stick to small children.
 
2012-12-25 10:01:41 AM  

unyon: And a couple fresh-from-the-oven grandkids? Priceless.


They have melted my stone cold heart to be sure!

i1123.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-25 10:09:30 AM  
10:09.  Still in bed.  I love having older kids.

Merry Christmas, y'all.
 
2012-12-25 10:38:13 AM  
I'm not Jewish, but I'm doing Chinese today.

/spending Christmas by myself this year
 
2012-12-25 10:43:05 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I'm not Jewish, but I'm doing Chinese today.

/spending Christmas by myself this year


Heck, I'm only 1/20th Jewish (or something like that) but Chinese is starting to sound good.
 
2012-12-25 10:43:39 AM  
Merry Christmas, everyone!

That's how I roll. If it offends you, you'll get over it...
 
2012-12-25 10:48:51 AM  
Merry Christmas all you crazy farkers.  It is not the first Christmas we are spending together.

This morning I'm in Vancouver BC, this afternoon in Seattle and tonight home, about 6.5 hours total drive time today.  It's worth it, I get to see the girlfriend, the kids and most of the family.
 
2012-12-25 10:50:56 AM  
Widespread flooding, hail, high winds, lightning, and generally shiatty weather are in store for North Texas. Looks like I'm putting bourbon in my coffee, kicking back in front of the fireplace, and enjoying the day.

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

One of my Jewish friends posted this on Facebook this morning:

The best Hannukah gift ever started arriving today... Bacon of the Month Club. So wrong it's right.
 
2012-12-25 10:56:06 AM  
I don't have any food, I hope there's room at the Jewish-Chinese restaurant, "Sosueme".
 
2012-12-25 11:04:03 AM  
Submitted my research paper with hopefully the final revisions last week.  Opened my presents a couple days ago at Yule.  Made bacon this morning.  Totally looking forward to eating Chinese food later.

/Pagan, Atheist, Jew and Scientist
 
2012-12-25 11:12:01 AM  
theconnection.lucianne.com

Happy Festivus from the McStupids.
 
2012-12-25 11:16:43 AM  
I don't need to wait until Christmas to get take-out from Lucky Kippah.
 
2012-12-25 11:35:13 AM  

Makh: Submitted my research paper with hopefully the final revisions last week.  Opened my presents a couple days ago at Yule.  Made bacon this morning.  Totally looking forward to eating Chinese food later.

/Pagan, Atheist, Jew and Scientist


I've been trying to write my thesis during the break. It isn't going well.
 
2012-12-25 11:46:44 AM  
My son's first three sentences this mornng: "Get up." "Explain yourself." "Did Kim have something to do with this?"

(My girlfriend encouraged me to get him a gag gift-- an old pink bike decorated with lavish tassles.)
 
2012-12-25 11:52:08 AM  
Merry Christmas and enjoy whatever else you all have going on!!!
 
2012-12-25 11:54:17 AM  
Bah! Humbug!

/Happy Holidays, everybody
 
2012-12-25 12:04:07 PM  

bdub77: Oh and Merry Xmas Farkers:

[www.getsportsinfo.com image 400x700]


The shoes, it's go to be the shoes.

//nice socks//
 
2012-12-25 12:05:48 PM  

dstanley: My eight-year old woke me up at 4:55 to ask if we could open presents. I got him to go back to sleep but now I'm awake drinking coffee.


Krymson Tyde: Congratulations. My five-year old was up before 5:00.


bdub77: My 2-yr old kid just woke up. We've heavily invested in lying to her about Santa, but at least we don't take her to church, so far we're sparing her all kinds of other lies.


SCTV- The Fella Who Couldn't Wait For Christmas
 
2012-12-25 12:37:11 PM  
I need something to do in Portland OR today. Denny's is open but I can't see spending all day there.
 
2012-12-25 12:49:53 PM  

revrendjim: I need something to do in Portland OR today. Denny's is open but I can't see spending all day there.


Bet you can find someone needy.
 
2012-12-25 01:06:36 PM  
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone!
 
2012-12-25 01:07:47 PM  
Merry Christmas ya'll from N.C.
 
2012-12-25 01:15:55 PM  

TXEric: Merry Christmas, everyone!

That's how I roll. If it offends you, you'll get over it...


Well I'm deeply, deeply offended.

/Not really, but since you expected it...
 
2012-12-25 01:28:44 PM  
Coffee, Dr. Who, relaxation and rest after a long week. Roommates are away till the 4th, family and anyone else of worth is away for the holidays. Christmas alone, no presents, but candy canes! I'm licking them into tiny spears to for stabbing. Merry Christmas one and all! Or if you aren't into that sort of thing, have an excellent day anyway!
 
2012-12-25 01:31:55 PM  
iPads and LED bulbs and firearms all opened.  Short bit of marital affection shared with the wife (there is no other kind with me...).  Now...how long does a 19 pound turkey fry?
 
2012-12-25 02:18:25 PM  
 Frohe Weihnachten to all of you wonderful Farkers, Farkettes
 
2012-12-25 02:38:12 PM  
 I'm not sure at which point in life you go from "ZOMG Christmas morning!" to, "ZOMG will you please let me sleep?," but here we are.

 I love the spirit of the holiday. Good will. Friends or family. Even most of the criminals take the day off. But at this point, man, leave me alone and let me sleep off the hangover (I did). There's no reason to drag my ass from bed at 7am. Apparently I'm a Grinch.

 I don't have any kids. It was my best friend trying to wake me.
 
2012-12-25 02:42:19 PM  

jim32rr: Frohe Weihnachten to all of you wonderful Farkers, Farkettes


Did you just call me an asshole? Lol, you have a good holiday as well.
 
Displayed 50 of 86 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report