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(GeekNation)   Because nothing says Christmas in Japan better than a smoke-breathing Godzilla Christmas tree   (geeknation.com) divider line 16
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2012-12-25 08:54:22 AM  
Odiaba Aqua City also has a lifesized gundamn and three storey statue of liberty.
 
2012-12-25 09:04:12 AM  
Dammit, now I want a smoke-breathing Christmas tree.

/looks around for matches
 
2012-12-25 09:40:51 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-25 10:07:00 AM  
Is there a kid on the face of this planet who wouldn't thank that was the coolest goddamn thing ever?
 
2012-12-25 10:40:11 AM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com It's been done.
 
2012-12-25 10:44:13 AM  
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Nice idea though.
 
2012-12-25 11:06:29 AM  
Hmmm.... maybe I'll celebrate xmas Japanese style this year: get a bucket of KFC and watch the Tetsuo trilogy.
 
2012-12-25 11:50:49 AM  
Why am I not in Japan right now?


Seriously, if I'm an adult with good enough credentials to work wherever I want, why not pick the most entertaining place on the planet?
 
2012-12-25 11:58:34 AM  
Oh chemistree, oh chemistree...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-25 10:17:01 PM  
Photos surfaced online last year of this huge Godzilla Christmas Tree ............

I remember, because I saw it on Fark then too
 
2012-12-26 01:42:24 AM  

NetOwl: Why am I not in Japan right now?

Seriously, if I'm an adult with good enough credentials to work wherever I want, why not pick the most entertaining place on the planet?


- Because you like being respected as fully-developed functional adult.
- Because you don't want to pay $600 for a regular-ass speeding ticket
- Because you enjoy Mexican food
- Because you dislike institutionalized insincerity
- Because you like your medical information to be private
- Because you like to live in a place with modern conveniences AND having the money to maintain your lifestyle
- Because you love long road trips that don't require paying some dude every hour or so
- Because racism directed at you annoys you
- Because you like being able to turn in a purse you found at the police station without spending 6 hours being interrogated
- Because you like good coffee and good beer
- Because you want to work fewer than 60 hours a week without your colleagues talking shiat about you
- Because you don't like being constantly patronized by people who have known you for years

I've got more.
 
2012-12-26 07:39:28 AM  

Fair_Poopsmith: NetOwl: Why am I not in Japan right now?

Seriously, if I'm an adult with good enough credentials to work wherever I want, why not pick the most entertaining place on the planet?

- Because you like being respected as fully-developed functional adult.
- Because you don't want to pay $600 for a regular-ass speeding ticket
- Because you enjoy Mexican food
- Because you dislike institutionalized insincerity
- Because you like your medical information to be private
- Because you like to live in a place with modern conveniences AND having the money to maintain your lifestyle
- Because you love long road trips that don't require paying some dude every hour or so
- Because racism directed at you annoys you
- Because you like being able to turn in a purse you found at the police station without spending 6 hours being interrogated
- Because you like good coffee and good beer
- Because you want to work fewer than 60 hours a week without your colleagues talking shiat about you
- Because you don't like being constantly patronized by people who have known you for years

I've got more.


-Because you don't want to be paranoid there's a camera recording you taking a poop.
-Because tentacle rape.
 
2012-12-26 08:21:01 AM  

Fair_Poopsmith: NetOwl: Why am I not in Japan right now?

Seriously, if I'm an adult with good enough credentials to work wherever I want, why not pick the most entertaining place on the planet?

- Because you like being respected as fully-developed functional adult.
- Because you don't want to pay $600 for a regular-ass speeding ticket
- Because you enjoy Mexican food
- Because you dislike institutionalized insincerity
- Because you like your medical information to be private
- Because you like to live in a place with modern conveniences AND having the money to maintain your lifestyle
- Because you love long road trips that don't require paying some dude every hour or so
- Because racism directed at you annoys you
- Because you like being able to turn in a purse you found at the police station without spending 6 hours being interrogated
- Because you like good coffee and good beer
- Because you want to work fewer than 60 hours a week without your colleagues talking shiat about you
- Because you don't like being constantly patronized by people who have known you for years

I've got more.


So... after how many years of teaching English conversation classes did the shine of Japan wear off for you?
/just kidding and welcome to my favorites list, and thank you for the good belly laugh this morning.
 
2012-12-26 08:38:53 AM  
See, I had the advantage of not giving a shiat about Japan before I got here.  The people who think it's some weird paradise are the ones who get the rude awakening.  I'm lucky enough to come here with no expectations, so I'm managing okay.  If I didn't have a rad girlfriend and a good job, I would have eaten a gun like 2 years ago.
 
2012-12-26 09:25:01 AM  
WANT.
 
2012-12-26 01:19:22 PM  
t-shirtguru.com
 
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