NetOwl: Why am I not in Japan right now?Seriously, if I'm an adult with good enough credentials to work wherever I want, why not pick the most entertaining place on the planet?
Fair_Poopsmith: NetOwl: Why am I not in Japan right now?Seriously, if I'm an adult with good enough credentials to work wherever I want, why not pick the most entertaining place on the planet?- Because you like being respected as fully-developed functional adult.- Because you don't want to pay $600 for a regular-ass speeding ticket- Because you enjoy Mexican food- Because you dislike institutionalized insincerity- Because you like your medical information to be private- Because you like to live in a place with modern conveniences AND having the money to maintain your lifestyle- Because you love long road trips that don't require paying some dude every hour or so- Because racism directed at you annoys you- Because you like being able to turn in a purse you found at the police station without spending 6 hours being interrogated- Because you like good coffee and good beer- Because you want to work fewer than 60 hours a week without your colleagues talking shiat about you- Because you don't like being constantly patronized by people who have known you for yearsI've got more.
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