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(Telegraph)   If you're cheating on your spouse and you don't want to get caught, be extra careful today   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 22
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2012-12-25 10:57:27 AM
4 votes:
To avoid suspicion, I just text pics of my junk to everyone.
2012-12-25 01:39:19 PM
3 votes:
There was an airline in the early 70's that f'd up big time. A promotion was run for business class tickets where it was a buy one/get one free assuming the wives would be taken with on a business trip. What was awesome in the history of failed promotions was sending a "thank you" card a couple of weeks after the trip was made addressed to the wife saying that they hoped that she enjoyed the trip.
2012-12-25 11:34:10 AM
3 votes:
I find that it's easier to not cheat and just be miserable. At least this way, I know that I can keep my money. And, maybe I can buy a wave runner. People that have those are always happy.
2012-12-25 11:27:57 AM
3 votes:

MorteDiem: I bought a girlfriend a Victorias Secret gift certificate one Christmas.
Then my wife wondered why I kept getting Victorias Secret catalogs in the mail.
I blamed it on signing up for a few free magazines online.

/no longer have the girlfriend, the wife or money


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2012-12-25 11:00:48 AM
3 votes:
FTFA:It is meant to be a time of peace and love. But Christmas Day has become the day of the year when unfaithful husbands are most likely to be caught out, according to one of Britain's top divorce lawyers.

and:

But the other thing we find a lot is that there are a lot of text message 'bustings' on Christmas Day, usually because the husband leaves the phone around and the mistress is sending messages.

also:

Husbands will go off and call the mistress and then the wife will wonder where they were or who they were calling, they will either find the number on there or the text message.
It's interesting to note that wives in England don't cheat on their husbands.
2012-12-25 10:59:15 AM
3 votes:
This thread should be epic, a bunch of guys who can't get one woman pointing and laughing at guys who get caught trying to keep 2.
2012-12-25 08:17:06 PM
2 votes:

ng2810: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Got caught by modern technology and being lazy. Against all odds, she took me back.

Having cell phone/email and cheating on your spouse means sleeping with one eye open.

No kidding! The bf caught me while I was out with the master because the bf's Macbook (which had run out of battery and I had put away) still had me logged in on Facebook, where the messages between me and the master planning our sexytime were clearly visible. I had totally forgot that a Mac is NOT a PC and when you plug it in after it looses power it turns on like it was in sleep mode instead of rebooting the entire thing.

Needless to say, I had a lot of damage control to deal with when I got home. Surprisingly, he still kept me and promised to work harder to afford fancy dinners so I wouldn't have to go out with the master anymore.

/Dumped the master.
//Faithful to bf ever since.


What kind of person do you call Master? Some limp wristed purse carrier? I've lost more respect for your calling some chump you play with your master than for being a whore for the price of nice wine. Master means something to some people around here, and you are an insult to BDSM.
2012-12-25 12:06:14 PM
2 votes:
Being single as the result of a breakup that happened after my girlfriend (she's the one who introduced me to Fark) started cheating on me days before Christmas last year, I wish cheaters nothing but heartache and misery in 2013!
2012-12-25 11:53:17 AM
2 votes:
Whenever I'm out with friends, my wife usually send me a text telling me not to sleep with any sluts. I always tell her they will be fine, upstanding, Christian women.
2012-12-25 11:46:51 AM
2 votes:
My wife asked for my mistress' phone number in case of emergency.
My wife is cool.
2012-12-25 11:14:00 AM
2 votes:

Digitalstrange: This thread should be epic, a bunch of guys who can't get one woman pointing and laughing at guys who get caught trying to keep 2.


If you do not want it, what's she doing in your home?
Wanting two or more is like slamming your hand in the car door.
2012-12-25 05:57:34 PM
1 votes:

Ordinary Genius: I find that it's easier to not cheat and just be miserable. At least this way, I know that I can keep my money. And, maybe I can buy a wave runner. People that have those are always happy.


Meh. Dated the same woman for 7+ years.

(Yeah, I'm a moron...)

Just married her, and I'm SOOOOO glad I waited to make sure she was the one for me.

/still can't figure out what she sees in me
2012-12-25 05:29:47 PM
1 votes:
You cheated on your boyfriend because he wasn't spending enough money on you?
2012-12-25 03:01:31 PM
1 votes:

Whenever I'm out with friends, my wife usually send me a text telling me not to sleep with any sluts. I always tell her they will be fine, upstanding, Christian women.




One of my co-workers was a fundie. His 20% salary contributions kept the church open. While driving the family to a new job over Xmas break, she waited until they were in Colorado to break the news to him that she had gotten onto a "dating site" and had slept with 50+ guys while he was away for three months. He turned the car around and dropped her off at her parent's home, stating why. I gave him his old job back while they worked things out, but what I will never forget is the anguish in his voice as he said to me "I could handle the golf pro, the (fireman)? but a lawyer?

2012-12-25 12:54:51 PM
1 votes:
www.dudelol.com

Long Live the King
2012-12-25 12:53:14 PM
1 votes:
This is why I made sure my wife and girlfriend knew each other and liked each other in bed.
2012-12-25 12:22:28 PM
1 votes:

jayphat: As someone who cleaned out their text history before getting in the car today, I'm getting a kick


Deleting them from your phone doesn't delete them from the phone company's records. FYI.
2012-12-25 11:51:25 AM
1 votes:
Having a mistress is easy. Try having 2 girlfriends, each one thinking they are the only one. Holidays are a mess. Birthday is worse.

/wasn't me; watched a friend do it
//he lasted 10 months
///waaaay too much work
2012-12-25 11:34:38 AM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: To avoid suspicion, I just text pics of my junk to everyone.


brilliant!
2012-12-25 10:49:18 AM
1 votes:
If ya can't keep yer pants on at least keep yer fone off.
2012-12-25 10:49:07 AM
1 votes:
Thats why I use the Blackberry to communicate with the mistress, and the iPhone with the wife.

/Tell the wife the 'berry is for work.
2012-12-25 10:47:50 AM
1 votes:
As someone who cleaned out their text history before getting in the car today, I'm getting a kick
 
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