The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Got caught by modern technology and being lazy. Against all odds, she took me back.Having cell phone/email and cheating on your spouse means sleeping with one eye open.
bronyaur1: I have a sure-fire way to avoid getting caught when I cheat on my wife.I don't cheat.
Ordinary Genius: I find that it's easier to not cheat and just be miserable. At least this way, I know that I can keep my money. And, maybe I can buy a wave runner. People that have those are always happy.
illannoyin: bronyaur1: I have a sure-fire way to avoid getting caught when I cheat on my wife.I don't cheat.My wife and I figured out a sure fire way to avoid this too...[zoice.com image 475x596]/Warning! Swinging is not for everyone
ng2810: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Got caught by modern technology and being lazy. Against all odds, she took me back.Having cell phone/email and cheating on your spouse means sleeping with one eye open.No kidding! The bf caught me while I was out with the master because the bf's Macbook (which had run out of battery and I had put away) still had me logged in on Facebook, where the messages between me and the master planning our sexytime were clearly visible. I had totally forgot that a Mac is NOT a PC and when you plug it in after it looses power it turns on like it was in sleep mode instead of rebooting the entire thing.Needless to say, I had a lot of damage control to deal with when I got home. Surprisingly, he still kept me and promised to work harder to afford fancy dinners so I wouldn't have to go out with the master anymore./Dumped the master.//Faithful to bf ever since.
lack of warmth: Ordinary Genius: I find that it's easier to not cheat and just be miserable. At least this way, I know that I can keep my money. And, maybe I can buy a wave runner. People that have those are always happy.I am hoping for an ATV myself. I want something I can ride year round.
laid back w/bud light: wave runners are gay and after, 10 minutes, not fun, unless you're jumping huge waves. Buy a 4 wheeler, you can use it all year long.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: If you suspect your SO is cheating, then he/she probably is, and has been for a while.I knew someone who suspected his fiance of cheating, and he was telling me about his keyloggers that record everything typed on a computer, and I was like "Dude, its over. If you're seriously thinking about buying one of those, you already have your answer."
Bronzemom: This would have been more help Monday before the text rolled in.
NannyStatePark: What kind of person do you call Master?
NannyStatePark: Why bring all this complication into your lives?Seriously, if my husband farked around on me, I would just spend my life plastering that batches face all over the known world. It's not slander when they really are home wrecking whores. I'd get an auto wrap declaring myself jilted in her favor with her full name and picture on it. I'd get a billboard. He'd lose his job so fast...
EyeballKid: NannyStatePark: What kind of person do you call Master?[missiongeek.com image 600x300]
Loaf's Tray: Had sort of the opposite thing happen to me a couple years ago; came home from work to an extremely upset wife who asked me if I had "anything I wanted to tell her"...I hadn't done so much as left the toilet seat up in quite some while, so I was genuinely at a loss over what she might be talking about. She played me a message on our answering machine that had been recorded about 1:00 that morning (apparently the phone hadn't woken either of us up), a nervous-sounding woman saying "[Loaf], it's Ellen, call me." I don't know any Ellen and had no idea what that call could possibly about, and I told my wife it must be a wrong number; she started getting mad at this point because the thought I was lying - "THEN HOW DOES SHE KNOW YOUR NAME?!" "She must have looked it up or something" (we have an EXTREMELY common last name, I've been mistaken for other people that way before). "WHY IN THE HELL WOULD SHE BE CALLING AT 1 IN THE MORNING AND WHISPERING?" (it sounded more to me like it was an older woman with a low, crackly voice than a whisper, but my wife wouldn't entertain the idea). "OK, let's call back the number on the call ID". No answer. Argue some more, try calling again - no answer. Keep fighting, call a third time - FINALLY get ahold of some guy who explains that the woman was someone who cleans houses for people and was having trouble finding an address, so she got a number from directory assistance for the guy she was supposed to be meeting up with (who had the same name as me, and lived in my city). I had this entire discussion on speakerphone with my wife right there (honestly, even the "real" story here is a bit hard to believe - who the hell is out cleaning houses at 1 AM?)...I actually got an "I'm sorry" BJ out of the deal, but I still worry when I think about what might have happened if I hadn't eventually gotten ahold of somebody at that number...
Loaf's Tray: .I actually got an "I'm sorry" BJ out of the deal, but I still worry when I think about what might have happened if I hadn't eventually gotten ahold of somebody at that number.
namtok_muu: /yay for vitriol.
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