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2012-12-25 08:58:17 AM
He was smuggling it back to Peru.
 
2012-12-25 08:59:10 AM
♫ He's dreaming of a white Christmas ♫
 
2012-12-25 09:00:57 AM
Sounds like he was.....*removes sunglasses*...a high roller

Yeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh
 
2012-12-25 09:03:51 AM
FTTA:A Christmas season traveler was held on high bail Friday


Not just bail, "high" bail
 
2012-12-25 09:14:42 AM
"Rojas-Moraza, who was also wearing a cast on one of his legs..."

dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2012-12-25 09:15:04 AM
They see me rollin', they hatin'....
 
2012-12-25 09:15:18 AM
FTA

Emmanuelli Rojas-Moraza, of Carolina, Puerto Rico, was arrested Friday at Logan International Airport and arraigned Monday in East Boston District Court on one count of trafficking in more than 200 grams of cocaine.

Improper use of the Florida tag, five greenlight penalty, repeat the submission.
 
2012-12-25 09:15:39 AM
So they can make / force medical procedures now?
Good to know, citizen.
 
2012-12-25 09:23:25 AM
TSA MUST DIE!
And while they played super Fuzz, 15 weapons, 4 snowglobes and 22 dildoes went unnoticed.

/all about airline safety, for your own good
 
2012-12-25 09:28:21 AM
From the article's comment thread:

HonestTX_Proud • 13 hours ago
Too bad they can't just shoot these beaners in front of everyone to make an example.


Yowsa!
 
2012-12-25 09:30:55 AM
This gives new meaning to the term "drug pusher."
 
2012-12-25 09:34:15 AM
He was wheelin' and dealin'
 
2012-12-25 09:36:15 AM

snocone: TSA MUST DIE!
And while they played super Fuzz, 15 weapons, 4 snowglobes and 22 dildoes went unnoticed.

/all about airline safety, for your own good


Of course, in the event of a dildo, we always use the indefinite article a dildo, never... your dildo.
 
2012-12-25 09:40:27 AM
Don't touch my tires if you please, Mr Customs ma-a-a-an!
 
2012-12-25 10:09:56 AM
Dr. Rockzo is the trouble-making son of a childhood therapist who became lead singer of Zazz Blammymatazz, a partying clown themed glam-rock band named after the guitarist. He took the role of the singer after reading an ad in the newspaper saying that the band was looking for a singer. They quickly became famous; however, Rockzo insisted on being paid in cocaine. His habit made him increasingly paranoid, and he was eventually fired from the group after he violently accused his fellow band mates of stealing his banana and/or sandwich. After a short-lived solo career, he began his present life as a rock n' roll clown for hire. He was once briefly the star in a reality show, before stealing over 1,000 pounds of cocaine from a police storage facility and going into hiding.
 
2012-12-25 10:27:31 AM
In what alternative universe does $45K qualify as "high bail" unless the judge opted to test some of the evidence?
 
2012-12-25 10:37:31 AM

Prey4reign: In what alternative universe does $45K qualify as "high bail" unless the judge opted to test some of the evidence?


Cash bail... Normally you only have to put up 10%, so it is equivalent to almost half a mil...
 
2012-12-25 11:10:30 AM

Pribar: FTA

Emmanuelli Rojas-Moraza, of Carolina, Puerto Rico, was arrested Friday at Logan International Airport and arraigned Monday in East Boston District Court on one count of trafficking in more than 200 grams of cocaine.

Improper use of the Florida tag, five greenlight penalty, repeat the submission.


This.
 
2012-12-25 11:31:21 AM
TSA's official mandate was to make the public feel safer (not actually improve safety). How does this action do either?
 
2012-12-25 11:37:37 AM
media.giantbomb.com

/unimpressed, man
 
2012-12-25 11:52:55 AM
At this point in my jaded existence, I doubt this man even exists. This is probably a propaganda piece that was fed to the newspapers (who never check anything anymore) to justify the TSA's molestation of young disabled kids in wheelchairs.
 
2012-12-25 11:53:30 AM
TSA should at least replace the tires.
 
2012-12-25 12:14:37 PM

halB: At this point in my jaded existence, I doubt this man even exists. This is probably a propaganda piece that was fed to the newspapers (who never check anything anymore) to justify the TSA's molestation of young disabled kids in wheelchairs.


TSA got tired of all these disabled citizens with a 'Get out of frisking" card. You'll now be required to walk through the microwave and re-assemble your conveyance to board your flight.

Don't complain, citizen, or we'll give you a cavity search, too
 
2012-12-25 12:15:40 PM

halB: At this point in my jaded existence, I doubt this man even exists. This is probably a propaganda piece that was fed to the newspapers (who never check anything anymore) to justify the TSA's molestation of young disabled kids in wheelchairs.


Wag the dog
 
2012-12-25 12:20:18 PM
Does airport security regularly drill through the tires of all wheelchairs? What tipped these guys off?
 
2012-12-25 01:05:37 PM
I feel Safer already
 
2012-12-25 02:07:56 PM
... Blue pellets?

Ding ding ding dingdingding ding ding dingding
 
2012-12-25 02:42:32 PM

Pribar: FTA

Emmanuelli Rojas-Moraza, of Carolina, Puerto Rico, was arrested Friday at Logan International Airport and arraigned Monday in East Boston District Court on one count of trafficking in more than 200 grams of cocaine.

Improper use of the Florida tag, five greenlight penalty, repeat the submission.


Hey Mods, THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-12-25 05:40:16 PM
The balloon tires tip them off.

rehabengineer.homestead.com
 
2012-12-25 08:45:02 PM

halB: At this point in my jaded existence, I doubt this man even exists. This is probably a propaganda piece that was fed to the newspapers (who never check anything anymore) to justify the TSA's molestation of young disabled kids in wheelchairs.


Yep, makes perfect sense. Justify TSA's tactics by posting a fake story about Customs, not TSA. Customs =/= TSA.
 
2012-12-26 02:00:30 AM

Otoscope: Does airport security regularly drill through the tires of all wheelchairs? What tipped these guys off?


doggie nose?
 
2012-12-26 10:43:45 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: Otoscope: Does airport security regularly drill through the tires of all wheelchairs? What tipped these guys off?

doggie nose?


Usually it is a tip and they are waiting on the mule.
Sumptin like 95% are tips.
Lou is not that good a cop.
 
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